Disclaimer : Ranma does not belong to me. Certain features from many retarded yet funny college movies are in this fanfic, which are also not mine.

Ranma Saotome : College Student

Chapter 2 : Teachers

A figure was seen walking through the forest. A boy, looking to be about 19, was carrying what seemed to be an enormous backpack of sorts. The boy himself was wearing extremely worn out clothes, his pants black and his shirt yellow. He had short, black hair and a black and yellow bandana covering said mop of hair.

With a sort of scowl on his face, he whispered loudly,

"Damn you, Ranma, I know you are some how responsible for getting me lost in this forest, not to mention the freakishly humongous wolves that appeared out of nowhere in the middle of Kyoto that chased me in here."

Continuing to grumble blatantly, he had a sudden urge to cry out 'WHERE ON EARTH AM I!' but, as he got older, he realized that that was the reason that trouble always seem to find him, most likely Ranma's fault he figured.

'Drip, Drip'

Ryoga groaned and took shelter under a tree as rain started falling, even though it was actually very hot a minute ago. He let his pack drop to the ground and leant back against the tree he was under. Closing his eyes, he imagined himself walking hand in hand with his beloved Akane, both of them very much in love. That was, until Ranma came into the picture. He cackled evilly and took a hold of Akane against her will, taking her away to his haunted castle, leaving Ryoga alone and lost again.

He broke out of his daydream and cried out,

"Curse you Ranma! Even in my dreams you make my life a living hell!"

Still in his tiny tantrum, he snapped his head against the very tree he was leaning on, causing the tree to go crashing down. Ryoga was nowhere to be seen as a tiny black piglet crawled out of his yellow shirt. The piglet was seen jumping up and down while screeching,

"Bwee! Bwee! Bwee!"

"Achoo!"

Ranma rubbed his nose irritably as he realized this was the third time he sneezed in the last 2 minutes. Either he was getting a cold, or a rival/villian/arch-nemesis/Ryoga was talking about him. Truth be told, college wasn't as bad as he thought it would have. Even the library he was currently in wasn't as boring as it used to be, most likely because he matured a bit.

He focused back onto the textbook in his hands as he tried hard to ignore the obvious giggles and leers from the small crowd of girls sitting in front of him. Of course, he couldn't help that he was so good looking, but whenever a girl seem to take notice of him, a new enemy was always around the next corner.

Still reading his textbook about some dude named Shakespeare, he noticed that the girls that were admiring him, were scrambling out of the library like a bad stench. He stiffened when he felt someone breathe down his neck and thought to himself, 'Did one of my rivals follow me here?'

Acting fast, he used his top-notch martial arts to immediately grab a hold of the person behind him, and threw him on the table in front of him. Seeing the mop of messed-up green hair and hearing the girlish squeal of pain, he quickly realized that it was not an old rival, but actually Reiji, his annoying and retarded dorm mate in Kawasaki.

Obviously peeved about Reiji finding him here, Ranma questioned irritably,

"Why are you following me?"

Reiji snorted noisily while sliding against the table to sit across Ranma. Picking his ear obnoxiously, he replied,

"You're the only guy I know here, and everytime I try to talk to someone, they always wave their nose and say I stink or call me a loser. What a bunch of morons, I took a shower 5 days ago so I can't possibly stink."

Ignoring the urge to mention something about personal hygiene, he curiously asked,

"Didn't you go to class today?"

Reiji shook his head and answered,

"They said my class is on seven. It's only six right now."

Ranma marveled at the obvious stupidity that Reiji seem to exhibit and replied,

"They meant seven in the morning, stupid!"

Reiji laughed and snorted before commenting,

"Me stupid? Yeah right, they said seven not nine."

Ranma chose to ignore him and decided it was best to head back to his dorm room after an hour of studying. He went through the library door, but accidentally bumped into an old looking man on the way out. His physical prowess kept him from falling, but that wasn't the case with the old man as he immediately helped the old man up.

The old man looked at Ranma critically and questioned,

"Who are you? Are a new student here?"

Ranma nodded yes.

"Ah, well welcome to Kawasaki young man. I am known as the 'bull' around these parts because I personally handle suspensions and expulsions, which is also why I am respected."

Ranma nodded, realizing it would be very wise not to cross this man.

"Aside from my nickname I am also known as Cow Pee-

The old man paused when Ranma unexpectedly started to cough. Rubbing his eyes and holding his throat, Ranma asked,

"W-What was your name again?"

"Cao Pi, you see I am of Chinese descent. My father was Chinese and my mother was Japanese."

Ranma nodded stiffly as he kept himself from panicking.

'Better not make fun of his name pronunciation or else I'm in trouble.'

"HAHA! Your name sounds like cow pee!"

Ranma facefaulted hard as he kept himself from banging his head repeatedly on the ground. Getting up, he looked at the giggling Reiji with distaste. All ofa sudden, Ranma heard a loud 'ahem' behind him and turned around to see a red faced Cao Pi.

"How disrespectful!" Cao Pi said irritably,

"I don't want to go on a rant here, but my enunciations helped defenestrate many of America's foreign policy, Roskolnikov filibuster deoxymonchydroxinate probable to other citizens of many countries! Superfluous to the facts, my ability to procrastinate others is superior to most! You best respect that, Boy, because I will be keeping my eyes on you!"

The elderly man turned away rudely and walked away from them, leaving a twitching Ranma and a confused Reiji. Reiji scratched his head as he asked,

"What the hell does 'rant' mean?"

TBC.

Sudden, I know. I have no idea where I am headed with this story, so I may need some help from supportive reviewers. Any ideas you can provide for me?

Thanks for Your Support, Daniel Shinigami.

Ja'ne!