Hello! Please read A/N at the end of this chapter, I have a few responses to some questions and I responded to a few of my favorite reviewers. This chapter is almost complete comedy, with a little bit of romance thrown in. I hope you all enjoy it… and THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Yes they are working on a Saturday, but my Dad sometimes works Saturdays too, plus they're only having a half day, and as you're about to see Kagome bitterly complains about having to come in. I don't really need to explain more cuz they will do it for me.

I'm sorry that it's short, but my aunt just died and tomorrow we move so I had to shorten it up so I could get it out on time. My apologies! I also apologize for Sesshoumaru's ooc-ness! It was needed to make a point.

Heart Hacking

Saturday Surprise

Kagome was perfectly content to continue slumbering in her soft bed. She was happy when she was unconscious to the world… but that darn phone wouldn't shut up!

Kagome blearily sat up and reached over to pick up the phone. "What?" She demanded in a rusty voice.

"… It is nine o'clock, where are you?" An angry sounding voice said from the other end.

"Hello to you too, cream puff." Kagome said as she closed her eyes and let her head fall back on her pillow.

"We agreed that you would be allowed to sleep in… but this isn't exactly what I had in mind." Sesshoumaru said from his office with a scowl as he turned to face the city.

Kagome yawned. "Well normal people don't work on Saturdays, so it's only fair that you let me sleep in."

Sesshoumaru was quiet, so Kagome rolled her eyes and put her phone down, hanging up.

The dial tone buzzed in Sesshoumaru's ear and he pulled back the phone to glare at it. She just hung up on him! "No one hangs up on this Sesshoumaru." He muttered as he vengefully dialed her phone number.

Kagome tried to ignore the constant ringing of her phone that had been filling her apartment for the last ten minutes. As soon as her answering machine would pick up the call, fluffy, and I use that term loosely, would hang up and redial. She reached over and picked up the phone.

"WHAT?" She yelled.

"I expect you to be here in half an hour." He calmly said.

Kagome groaned. "Fine Mr. Slave driver, but I'm wearing comfortable clothes!" She taunted.

"Whatever." Sesshoumaru said before hanging up.

Kagome scurried around her apartment and threw on a nice pair of jeans along with a fuzzy blue sweater. She threw on a cute pair of shoes, grabbed her briefcase and purse, and flew out of her apartment.

Sesshoumaru lounged around his office as he waited for Kagome to arrive. He narrowed his eyes as he thought about last night. What on earth had possessed him to do such a thing? "Surely I have lost my mind." He said as he stared out at the city, bored to death. It suddenly occurred to him that he was doing no work simply because his secretary wasn't there… and it wasn't because he had a lack of projects.

Sesshoumaru scowled as he attempted to throw himself into a program. "Stupid girl." He said pausing in his work. "Ruining my life with her annoying whining and stupidly large blue doe eyes." He suddenly realized that he wasn't doing any work and that he was thinking less and less about his assistant's horribly annoying traits and more about her better ones. He silently cursed himself.

Suddenly a blue bullet whizzed into the room, sending some papers flying. "I'm so sorry I'm late!" Kagome gushed as she threw her briefcase on to her desk then paused. "Wait, no I'm not! I shouldn't even be here! Forget what I just said!" She ordered as she glanced at him and then did a double take.

Sesshoumaru was wearing a pair of jeans along with a tailored white shirt and a pair of heavy shoes. My, she thought he was gorgeous in a tux? The jeans totally beat the suit!

Kagome quickly recovered and scowled at her employer. "Why are you, Mr. Clean, dressed in jeans?" She demanded.

Sesshoumaru raised an elegant eyebrow. "Saturday is a casual dress day." He told her.

"And you were going to tell me this when?" She roared.

Sesshoumaru fought the urge to roll his eyes. "You informed me that you would be wearing casual clothes so I saw no need to tell you."

"If I had known that then I would have come dressed in my Pj's!" She yelled.

Sesshoumaru again raised a silver eyebrow. "My, my. Quite a rebel aren't you? Perhaps one day you'll actually succeed in some mere manner of offending someone. Wait, you already excel at that." He sneered.

Kagome shrugged her shoulders. "I'm sorry Sesshoumaru, you'll just have to face the fact that I'm nice and I have friends! You don't have any!"

"I have met no one worth my time!"

"That's a nice way of saying you're a stuck up jerk."

"Get to work Kagome."

"Congratulations! You've gotten five stars today for remembering my name!" Kagome squealed as she jumped up and down.

Sesshoumaru frowned and was sorely tempted to scoff at the girl, but their 'conversation' was interrupted by a phone call.

Kagome skirted over to her desk and checked the caller ID before answering. "Howdy!" She drawled in a strange hillbilly accent. "Das is Showmaroo's office! How can I hep ya?"

Sesshoumaru growled and picked up the phone. "Sesshoumaru speaking." He barked as Kagome hung up with a smug look on her face.

"Sesshoumaru, this is Tashio. We have assultant down here. Do you want to speak to her?" Tashio asked in a serious and cold voice.

"Of course." Sesshoumaru scoffed. "I will be there in five minutes, tell the witch to say her prayers." He ordered before standing.

"Sesshoumaru, where are you going?" Kagome crossly demanded as her employer walked toward the office doors. "You have a meeting in ten minutes!" She yelled in desperation as he left the room and slowly disappeared down the hallway.

"JERK!" She yelled after him. He NEVER came when she called!

Sesshoumaru entered the darkened room. There was one light shining overhead, and Kikyo, the wretched beast, was sitting in a chair, pouting. Inu Yasha was leaning against the wall with obvious disgust for the girl, and Tashio was leaning over a large table that was between him and the stupid girl. It reminded Sesshoumaru of the scenes from CSI ™ in which they questioned the witnesses.

"Why?" Tashio growled in the girl's face. The said monster shuddered in fear, and rightfully so. Tashio was fearsome looking, his golden eyes gleaming with hardness and anger. His stance was rigid and his mouth was in a scowl.

Sesshoumaru nodded to his brother and joined his position as he watched his father roar at Kikyo.

"Why would you insult one of my employees like that?" He bellowed.

Kikyo flinched but soon frowned in what she thought was a 'cute' pout. "Why are you so upset?" She wined. "She's just a stand in!"

Tashio leaned in. "If I find you insulting her in any way ever again I will fire you. Be careful Kikyo, you trod upon thin ice. We are upset because Kagome is far more precious to this company then you will ever be." He said before he pushed off the table and whirled around to face his two sons.

Inu Yasha nodded, a wordless approval, and Sesshoumaru simply gazed at his father. "Do you have anything you wish to say to the girl, Sesshoumaru?" Tashio asked, his golden gaze turning to his eldest son.

Sesshoumaru flicked his own cold gaze upon to the monster, who promptly started trembling out of true fear. Sesshoumaru's gaze held much more hatred, an intense kind that made her fear for her life because of her sin.

"Yes. Please leave the room." He requested. Inu Yasha shrugged his shoulders and quietly left the room, stunning Sesshoumaru that he hadn't made a single complaint. Tashio studied Sesshoumaru before carefully following his youngest son out of the room.

Sesshoumaru was facing the wall, his backside to Kikyo. The latter was whimpering and hoping that her death wouldn't be painful, she had finally seemed to grasp the concept that there was someone who truly hated her.

Sesshoumaru turned around to stare at her with cold, death filled eyes. Kikyo found that she was unable to move, and she stared at the CEO with large eyes, wondering what was going on.

"If you so much as talk to Kagome Higurashi again, I will kill you." He simply stated in an icy tone.

Tashio and Inu Yasha heard a door open and they turned to see Kikyo leap out of the office and run as if death was chasing her.

Tashio raised a silvery eye brow as Inu Yasha snorted and drawled. "What did ya tell her Sesshoumaru? That if she hurt Kagome you would shave off her hair?" He snickered at his own joke as his brother stared at him, wondering how on earth they could be even slightly related.

"Well whatever you told her you certainly got a reaction." Tashio said as he loudly 'patted' Inu Yasha on the back, forcing the air out of his lungs, effectively stopping his chuckling.

Sesshoumaru said nothing and simply walked toward the elevator, an image of perfection as his silver hair swirled around him.

Sesshoumaru stared at his reflection on the silver doors of the elevator as he rode it up to his floor. It wasn't an uncommon thing for him to threaten his employees, however the reason was highly unusual, and that bothered him.

As he walked down the hallway to his office he came face to face with his reason, which was currently wearing the dorkiest goggles he had ever seen, and was standing on a motorized scooter.

Kagome pushed the goggles up onto her forehead and gave her boss a thumbs up while clicking her tongue. Sesshoumaru simply gazed at his assistant, anything she did these days rarely surprised him. "To lazy to walk? You are hopeless." He said as he made a move to walk past her.

To his surprised Kagome shoved the goggles back down her face, which was really quite funny considering the lenses magnified her large eyes, making them resemble saucer plates. She then 'revved' up her engine and sped past Sesshoumaru, lightly tapping him before she yelled "Tag! You're it!"

She disappeared down the hallway on her scooter and Sesshoumaru shook his head before entering his office. He sat down in his chair and looked for his briefcase which he had left on his desk. In it's place was a note.

Sesshoumaru,

Congradulations. You're briefcase has been taken hostage! You are now forced to either play tag with me, or fork over the cash you still owe me from yesterday!

Pay/play or face the consequences.

Yours not so truly

Kagome Higurashi.

Ps: If you want your briefcase anytime soon you had better get moving. My scooter, which I bought using the money from selling those photos of you, (You really should consider letting me take more, I'll give you ten percent of the profits.) can go up to 20 miles an hour. Muwahah, I will now be faster!

Sesshoumaru paused, 20 miles per hour wasn't that impressive. However he had noticed that Kagome was certainly slowed down by wearing heels. "When did she have the time to buy that wretched thing?" He mused out loud as he heard the scooter 'roar' by his office.

"Get out of the way!" Kagome yelled.

Sesshoumaru raised his golden eyes from the 'hostage note' and saw Kagome zipping past the hallway; Inu Yasha and Tashio close on her tail.

"Get back here you stupid girl!" Inu Yasha yelled as he chased after Kagome, shaking his fists as they disappeared from view.

Sesshoumaru got up and slowly walked down the long hallway so he could observe the events taking place on his floor.

Kagome was laughing as she hefted a box of donuts over her head. Sesshoumaru's briefcase was held in place between her feet, and a CD player that was most likely Inu Yash'as was sitting in a basket in front of her scooter.

Tashio was scrambling after his donuts as Inu Yasha continued to shout threats at the girl who was laughing diabolically. She zoomed across 52end floor and kicked the door to the stairs open before magically whizzing down the steps, somehow managing not to crash her scooter. Tashio and Inu Yasha chased after here, crying and yelling as they went.

Sesshoumaru pulled back his sleeve to look at his watch. Three minutes and forty one seconds later he walked to the elevators and patiently waited. Sure enough one dinged and opened up to reveal Kagome who again revved her engine before she flew out of the elevator.

Sesshoumaru, who had been standing to the side, stuck out an arm and Kagome ran into it. He snaked it around her waist and pulled her to his chest as he stopped the runaway scooter with his right foot and caught the box of donuts, which had been sent into orbit in the air that was in danger of falling on them.

"Hah-hah." Kagome gave a nervous laugh. "Hi." She said as she looked at him with big blue eyes.

Sesshoumaru stared at the girl he was holding and waited for the familiar and strange twinge he would usually get in his stomach upon being so close to Kagome. (He secretly thought it was merely disgust.) It was replaced by a new, stronger feeling. Longing.

Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow and glanced at the other elevator, which opened up seconds later to reveal a sobbing Tashio and a fuming Inu Yasha.

Upon seeing Sesshoumaru and his captive Inu Yasha grunted and stalked over to the scooter, retrieving his CD player before he walked off, clutching it and stroking it as he went.

Tashio straightened up and pointed and giggled at Sesshoumaru as he attempted to wrench his box of donuts from his son's grasp. Sesshoumaru remained motionless, an iron grip clamped upon Kagome and the donuts.

"Sesshoumaru!" Tashio whined as he stomped his feet, looking rather ridiculous since he was the same towering height as Sesshoumaru. "Give me my donuts!" He demanded.

Sesshoumaru gazed at his father. "You are aware this box is empty, correct?" He asked as he released the box. Tashio quickly flicked the lid open to find the box empty as Sesshoumaru said. "It wasn't ever heavy enough to have donuts in it, she most likely ate them all." He said as he gathered Kagome's scooter in the other hand before slinging Kagome over his shoulder. Kagome never protested and instead settled for an annoyed look as she drummed her fingers on Sesshoumaru's shoulders.

Tashio stared open mouthed at his son, who was now quickly retreating down the hallway, his assistant and the scooter in hand.

"KAGOME!" Tashio roared as Sesshoumaru secured the office doors behind him, he was certain his father was going to be furious.

Tashio plastered his face on the glass doors. "KAGOME!" He yelled as he slid down the door, leaving a trail of drool.

Kagome once again nervously laughed as she waved to the head of Tashio Inc as Sesshoumaru seated himself in his chair.

"So, what next? Can we play pin the tail on the Kikyo?" Kagome questioned. "Of course finding forked tails would prove to be difficult." She mused.

"What did she tell you last night?" Sesshoumaru said, deciding to be the first to plunge into that delicate and brash event.

Kagome avoided his gaze. "Just some things." She evasively said as she studied her nails with great interest.

Sesshoumaru watched his assistant. "Ignore the witch. She is foolish, envious, and-"

"Closely resembles a slug!" Kagome chirped in, finishing his sentence for him. She gave him a sweet smile. "I understand Sesshoumaru; some of the things she said ring true though. And I'll have to learn to deal with that." With this she turned her back to him and got busy working on her computer.

Sesshoumaru tugged on his white tailored shirt before he too turned to his work, taking great effort to shove thoughts of his assistant to the back of his mind. However when he managed to do that the thoughts simply seemed to multiply and breed there, and soon he felt as though his head was going to explode.

He got up and roamed around his floor a bit, coming back to check on Kagome who was throwing darts at a giant poster of Kikyo's face.

Very few people were there. Mainly it was a few secretaries, Inu Yasha, Tashio, Kagome, Sesshoumaru, Kikyo, and a couple other stragglers here and there.

Sesshoumaru found himself wandering hallways in boredom, attempting to escape the infuriating hold his assistant had on him. Several times he stumbled upon Kikyo who was either gazing at her ugly reflection in a plastic spork, curled up on the floor sleeping, or shivering in fear as she heard Kagome call out for her while holding several paper tails with large tacks on the ends.

For the greater part of the day Sesshoumaru wandered, thinking about Kagome and what happened the night before. He scoffed at his own role; surely he was being foolish, wasn't he? It was just one stupid kiss… followed by two more. But still, he felt nothing. Right?

A three o'clock Sesshoumaru returned to his office to find Kagome filing her French manicured nails. "Wonderful to see that you are doing work." He grumbled as he threw himself into his chair. He had a giant headache from wondering, thinking, and worrying.

"Mmhmm!" Kagome said as she stood and walked over to grab her scooter. "I'm heading home." She announced as she grabbed her brief case. "Have a good day Sesshoumaru, don't keep yourself holed up in here all day!" She called over her shoulder with a smile before she disappeared down the hallway.

Sesshoumaru deeply breathed in her scent that permeated the room. He frowned as his thoughts continued to stay on the blue eyed beauty. With a growl he forced himself to look at a few new contracts.

Minutes later he found himself wondering if Kagome got sick from eating all of his father's donuts.

He quickly left work after a few curt words to his half brother and father, and went for a walk. (Which is a very unSesshoumarulike thing to be doing!) As we walked he was reminded about Kagome.

He went home and watched TV only to be confronted by a girl who was crying on the TV show much like Kagome had last night.

Everywhere he turned he saw her with her haunting blue eyes and raven colored hair. "This is foolish." He said after booting Jaken out of his apartment for the fourth time. "I'm Sesshoumaru, I can control myself. I am not some dope that is swaggering around, in love with some doe eyed twit." He scoffed.

He glanced in the mirror and glared at his reflection before he prepared for an early bedtime. As he slipped under the covers of his bed he was reminded that he had yet to give Higurashi back her clothes, and she still had to return the jewelry to him. The earrings were his mother's, something that he greatly treasured.

Realizing he was thinking about Kagome again Sesshoumaru cursed himself and shut his eyes. "Not thinking about her is impossible." He said as he massaged his forehead. "I cannot work without her." He stated to an empty room. His frown deepened. "And when I touch her…" He trailed off, feeling lonelier then ever. His mind was slowly drifting around. No, he couldn't possibly be in love with the girl. "I will not fall in love." Sesshoumaru said, his voice lined with steel.

As he drifted off to sleep he came up with a plan. He would do as his father predicted, tomorrow he would begin to drive Kagome away in hopes of keeping his icy emotions in tact. The girl was upsetting his world, and he didn't know how much longer he would be able to last until he became completely attached to the girl. Yes, tomorrow he would force Kagome Higurashi to hate him with a passion.

Did you like it? Yes? No? Maybe?

I'm sorry if it sucked, a lot has been on my mind and I rushed to bring this chapter to you. I apologize, it is not my best, nor am I particularly proud of it. As I stated my aunt died this week and it was extremely hard to write this, so I apologize. I'm sorry if I made Sesshoumaru ponder so much about Kagome! It is VERY crucial that you realize that he doesn't want to love Kagome, and even if he has fallen for her, he has resolved to drive her away.

Okay, first off the next chapters are going to be slow coming, I have been updating once a week, but expect the Sunday chapter to be late, especially since this one is out early. You see I'm moving this weekend and on Tuesday we have movers coming and then I have to unpack and everything, not to mention that my computer will be unplugged. Sorry folks, but my writing time is going to be cut off for a while so I will be later.

Okay, Here are some responses to a few of my reviewers who have been with me and this story for a while, and have patiently been cheering me on!

Newiceauthoress Hi! Thanks for the wonderful review! I'm glad that the chapter was good, and I'm VERY glad that you liked it that I made it end in humor. As for my name? Well the character Katten Shay is me, my name is very very very similar to that, it is simply spelled differently, and if I ever get published I'll probably use that as my pen name. :)

C4n4di4n-G1r1535 Thank you for spreading the word about my story, I'm VERY glad that you and your friends like my story:) After getting your nice review I wrote a few pages for 'Saturday's chapter. Thanks for the review!

Miko Gurl: Lol, I'm glad that you didn't mind that I put myself in there… I was afraid people would freak out cuz I know I HATE IT when people put themselves in the Inu Yasha world and have Sesshoumaru fall in love with them. Lol, also thanks for being my most loyal fan!

tigergirl0321 (Starry eyes) I'm on a book list? (Squeals) I LOVE YOU:) Thank you for the wonderfully uplifting review!

lost and alone: :) Thanks for being a fan of this fanfic! It REALLY means A LOT to me! I'm glad you like it so much!

Shout2danorth91: Lol, yes I would have been MOST evil if I stopped there. I'm sorry that you guys lost your tournament, however I have confidence that next time you'll wind. (Pst! Just use 'the power of the Sesshoumaru!' It will work, trust me! ) ;)

Jazze Pha: … I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS:) THANK YOU! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! Seriously now, I always enjoy reading them cuz they are nice and long and you always seem to say COOL STUFF! I'm glad you liked my character! THANK YOU AGAIN!

ShindyNova: :) I do try to update once a week, and thanks for saying that this is my best chapter! I love your reviews, all of yours always make me laugh with joy, thanks for the reviews! (Also thanks for being patient and saying I get my chapters done 'quickly.'!

A special thanks to those that applauded me for making Kikyo a moron. I hate that… walking mud… thing with a passion, sorry but I believe that she is just hanging on to her life which is why she hates Kagome who is so full of life. As you can see this chapter has TONS of Kikyo bashing… what can I say? I was watching an episode and she irked the heck out of me.

Also thanks to all of those who thought it was cool that I stuck myself in the story:) I was kinda scared that it might sound like I'm trying to force myself in the story and make someone fall in love with me or something, but I'll only show up once, MAYBE twice more.

Thank you to those who laughed at the Jaken to Yoda comparison. I like that metaphor so I made Jaken talk like Yoda a bit in this chapter.

IMPORTANT NOTES

Don't worry, no one dies in this story, Sesshoumaru is just being a retard on Sunday and Monday. The story will go to Tuesday, however Monday, and Tuesday, and POSSIBLY an epilog will all be joined together. The epilog I'm either going to join with those two or simply not have it cuz it will basically show that they 'live happily ever after' and show that they have kids, blah blah blah. You get the drift.

ALSO REALLY IMPORTANT!

It has come to my attention that people keep saying that they don't want this story to end, and that they don't want me to stop writing! HAVE NO FEAR; three other plots have been tickling the back of my mind! They will be a bit longer, and they won't have as much humor… well two of them won't.

The plots are….

My Pet: Kagome (now 18) is still the cheerful well hopping girl that we all know her to be. Naraku has been defeated, and the group is simply rounding up all the left over shards. (There's only a handful left.) While fighting a demon Inu Yasha and the rest of the group are separated from Kagome.

Meanwhile a strange fashion is taking the lands by storm. It is now the norm for demon lords to have pets, and not just any pets, human pets. Sesshoumaru never wanted a human pet, he was just fine traveling by himself thank you very much… except there was Rin, who loved this girl named Kagome, who happened to be a Miko… the only kind of human that demon lords had been unable to 'tame'.

Honor and Glory: Naraku is defeated, the well is sealed, and Kagome is at peace. Inu Yasha was her friend, nothing more. Kagome, although missing her friends, is able to move on with her life and attends Tokoyo University. However every college student needs a job!

Kagome knows that since she actually lived through history, the perfect job for her would be to work at a museum. So she finds the museum with the largest exhibit on Feudal Japan, which happens to be owned by a wealthy business man, Saiga Taisho. (Kagome knows it's gotta all be for a tax break!)

One day she runs into the owner who is none other then our favorite demon, Lord Sesshoumaru.

The Jogger: AU! Kagome lives in a small, quiet neighborhood with a giant park. Everyday at 8 she gets up and goes jogging. Run with her as she shows you the familiar sights on her jog, laugh with her as she encounters humorous events, be fearful as she is attacked, and laugh with her as she receives her true happiness.

All three will have funny parts, the second more then the first, and the third more then the other two, So tell me which ones you guys would like me to do, the first, second, two of them, Au, or all three. :) Thanks for your input, PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME WHICH YOU LIKE BEST!