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You're the One I Truly Love
CHAPTER EIGHT
Goin' to the Movies Tonight
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«Author's Notes:»
O.o WOAH, I haven't updated since May! Sorry to keep you guys waiting like that. =(
Go ahead, throw a rock at me.
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The confused couple looked at Sora, who started trembling uncontrollably. He brought the cellphone down, looking sheepishly at his shoes. He wanted to say something— anything! But he was too scared to. He did the only thing he could do:
He ran away.
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Yuffie sipped her can of soda. She impatiently waited for Sora outside the school courtyard, sitting on a wooden bench. She blew strands of her black hair off her forehead, tapping her foot rapidly up and down.
"Where is he?"
The black haired girl rocked back and forth, getting stares from people around her. Finally, she spotted Sora running towards her.
"God, what took you so long?! Did the plan work?" She took a sip from her drink, waiting for an answer.
"Well, it was going out great but then the cellphone kinda rang and I ran away."
Spit.
Yuffie spat out the soda in her mouth in shock...right onto Sora's face and shirt. He scrunched up his face in disgust, wiping off the soda on his face with his hand.
"Who called?!"
"I dunno...yuck, I could taste some of that soda in my mouth..."
"We're pratically kissing," Yuffie joked. The brunette shot a glare at her. She frowned and extended her hand forward. "Gimme my cellphone."
He did so. She flipped it open, pressing a few buttons. She rolled her eyes, smirking.
"What?" Sora inquired curiously.
"The person who called you was my boyfriend. Stupid him."
"YOU have a boyfriend?!"
"Yeeeaaahhh, so?
"...Who?"
"None of your buisness!"
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"Heeeeya, Kairi! How was YOUR day?!"
Yuffie followed Kairi through the halls. The red haired girl ran her fingers through her hair,
"Err, it was fine, I guess. But it was weird when Sora just came out of nowhere and started breaking up with Selphie, or at least I thought he was until his cellphone started ringing. What's the deal with that?"
"Uh, uh, uh well shouldn't you be happy?!"
"About what?"
"That he broke up with Selphie!"
"But he didn't break up with Selphie."
"Yes, he did!"
"Then why did his cellphone ring?"
"...That wasn't his cellphone...that was his, um, beeper thing!"
"Yuff? He doesn't have a beeper."
"YES HE DOES! He showed me!"
"Okaaayy...then why'd he run away?"
"'C-c-cause he didn't want to check in PUBLIC who paged him!"
"Okay, whatever you say. Anyway, Riku asked me if I wanted to go to the movies with him tonight. Isn't it awesome?!"
"AND YOU SAID 'YES'???!!!"
"Of course. Why would I reject?"
"Because I was about to ask you if you wanted to go, uh, ice skating!"
"Really? Sorry, but he asked me first."
"...Well, you could tell Rikka that you made plans with ME...not in a lesbian way."
Kairi giggled. "It's Riku. And no, I won't. He looked so eager to ask me anyway. Maybe next time."
Yuffie clenched her fist. 'Is there ANY way to change this girl's mind?!' she thought. The girl silently growled. 'Ah-ha! I'll think of something!'
"Kairi," she said,"I'm sorry but I have to tell you something very, very important."
"What is it, Yuffie?"
"Sora...Sora...." Yuffie fake sniffed,"I-is..."
"What?" Kairi stopped walking, anxious to hear her out.
"I'm sorry for being the one telling you this but...Sora is, uh, dying."
'DAMMIT YUFFIE!!!' The black haired girl screamed in her thoughts. Kairi's facial expression went blank, un-readable.
"W-what?! Oh, my God! How is he dying?!"
'Wow, she believes me.' "Err, he's suffering from a disease."
"What kind of disease?"
"Uh..." ('I'll have to make up a disease.') "A deadly disease. It's called...OompaLoompa, uh, BaChocaLocka."
Yuffie mentally hit herself on the forehead as Kairi placed a hand over her heart. "Oh my...when will he...go?"
Yuffie's face brightened. "Tonight!"
"Tonight? Oh gosh. After all this time, I've been treating him so badly...I have to go see him."
The auburn haired girl pushed Yuffie away, in search for Sora. Yuffie mentally gave her a pat on the back. "Yuffie, you are brilliant," she murmured, grinning.
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Sora dabbed the napkin on his shirt, trying to dry his shirt from Yuffie's soda. He mumbled some curses under his breath. He felt a hand place itself on his shoulder. The boy turned around, but only to see Kairi.
"H-h-hi, Kairi! About the cellphone, that was—"
He couldn't finish, Kairi threw herself onto him. Sora formed a strange look onto his face. 'Why is she hugging me?!' he thought.
"I'm so, so sorry! I didn't know. Why didn't you tell me?!" She asked, her voice a little muffled.
"Huh? Tell you what?"
"Don't pretend like you don't know."
"But...I don't know."
"Riiight. Anyway, don't worry. I will always remember you and you will have a place in my heart. Forever and a day!"
"...Um, Okkaaayyy..."
"A-and don't worry. I will, and hopefully Riku, will be attending your funeral."
"Oka— WHAT???!!!!"
"Your funeral. I'm sure Riku will come, you'll see!"
"I'M NOT GONNA DIE!!!"
"You...what?"
"I'm NOT dying!!!"
"Aw, poor you. I'm sure you'll have a great afterlife."
"I'M NOT DYING!!!"
"Oh, Sora. Everybody has to go sometime. Don't worry so much!"
"B-bu-but I'm not—"
"Yuffie told me. I know you can try to deny it, but it won't change a thing."
"YUFFIE told you this?!"
"Yes...anyway, Sora, I'll cancel my date with Riku tonight so I can be with you. Will that make you happy?"
He sighed. "Actually, yes. Yes, that'll make me very happy."
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Sora and Yuffie were passing notes in class, not paying attention to Professor Sephiroth's boring lecture about...well, they didn't know since they weren't paying attention.
You just HAD to tell her I was dying. —Sora
That was the first thing that came to my mind! —Yuffie
You could've told her I was sick or something.
Well sor-ry! At least I got you on a date with her!
She's only dating me because she thinks I'm DYING.
A date is still a date.
How will she react when I come to school tomorrow? She'll think I'm dead by then.
"Sora, Yuffie? Would you like to share to the whole class what you are talking about?" they heard Professor Sephiroth mutter. He caught them red-handed passing the note. He snatched it, reading its content.
"Please don't read it out loud. Please don't read it out loud," Sora whispered. To his misfortune, he did read it out loud. And (you guessed it) Kairi heard everything.
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That class soon ended. Sora and Yuffie sat on a bench outside the school courtyard. Selphie spotted them, and she skipped over to two. "Hiya guys!"
"Hey," the two replied. Yuffie blew her black locks off her forehead.
"Um, so how did Yuffie's plan go? Good? Tell me it's good!"
"It failed," Sora mumbled.
"Really?! Oh no..."
"But," Yuffie said,"I have another plan. A good plan."
Sora mentally hit himself on the head. "Your plans...suck."
"This plan rules all! I'm sure it'll work. And anyways, it involves getting revenge on Riku!"
"..."
"Tonight, Kairi and Riku are 'just going to the movies', when, really, they're gonna watch a romantic movie and then Riku will 'make his move' on Kairi. But right before he does that, you dump popcorn on his head and then we run away."
"What kind of plan is THAT!?"
"A good one. I call it 'Operation: Go-to-Movies-and-then-dump-popcorn-on-Riku's-head-before-he-makes-his-move'. AKA O:GTMATDPORHBHMHM!"
"Do we have to call it that?"
"Yes."
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After school, Sora had gotten a ride over to Yuffie's house. He was dazzled at the building, which looked more like a mansion than a normal house. Sora gazed in awe at it. Yuffie rolled her eyes and waved her hand in front of his face, trying to get his attention.
"Hel-lo?!"
"Huh? What?"
"Let's go!"
She grasped his arm firmlyand dragged him into her 'house'. Once inside, Yuffie pulled him over to her room which was (surprisingly) dark. Sora thought most girls' rooms were pink and full of stuffed animals, but Yuffie's was the opposite of that.
"Okay. Here is how the plan goes. First, we arrive at the movie theater the same time Kairi and Riku will go, which I suspect is at seven since thats what the time is for most dates. Second, we try to eavesdrop on them and hear what movie they're gonna watch. Third, we buy the tickets. Fourth, we go to the food stand and buy two large popcorns, one is for the plan and the other is for me. Fifth, we go to the movie and then we try to sit in the seats behind Riku and Kairi. Sixth, once Riku tries to 'make his move', you dump the popcorn on his head and then we run out of the theater! It may be hard, but I think we'll manage," Yuffie announced, pacing back and forth the room.
"I have a question," Sora said, raising his arm like a student,"What if they see us? Don't we need some sort of disguise?"
Yuffie grinned,"Of course! That's why we're here."
She walked over to her closet and pulled out...something. Yuffie tossed Sora a black wig and mustache. She grinned and layed a blonde wig upon her head.
"I am not wearing a fake mustache."
"You'll have to if you want your girl."
"...Ugh."
"Geez, how much gel do you put in your hair?!"
"..."
Sora mumbled something like 'I can't believe I'm doing this' and put on the black, curly wig. He somehow managed to make the mustache stick on. "Pfft..."
"I have another question. Wouldn't they still know it's us since our clothing will be the same?"
"No. They'll just think it's coincidence."
"'Kay whatever."
Yuffie walked over to a nearby desk, opening the drawer and pulling out something. She opened the object, which turned out to be make-up.
"I thought I'd never use this again," she uttered.
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6:52 PM
Sora and Yuffie had arrived at the movie theater early. The two sat on a cement bench, searching Kairi and Riku. Yuffie shuddered as the wind blew against her cheek. She hugged herself and trembled.
"Hey are you sure that they would come at seven? What if they're already in there?" Sora asked. Yuffie rubbed her hands together.
"Trust me. I've known Kairi for years. Her dates are always at seven."
"Whatever you say..."
6:55 PM
"ARG! I'm so bored!"
"Yuffie, it's only been three minutes."
"It feels like three HOURS!"
...
"What the hell is taking so long?!"
"Yuffie, it's only been five seconds."
"Ugh."
6:59 PM
"...Sora? Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Uhhh...hey! Kairi's here!"
"'Uhhh hey! Kairi's here' who?"
"Kairi's here!"
"...I don't quite understand that joke."
"LOOK!"
Sora looked in the direction Yuffie was pointing at. There they were, Kairi and Riku were walking up to the ticket booth.
"Wait here, Sora! I'll go try to hear what movie they're watching!"
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Kairi held Riku's hand while they waited their turn in the line. A blonde girl approached behind them. Kairi was a little suspicous about this girl; she kept trying not to giggle.
"Kairi?" she heard Riku say.
"Hm?"
"What movie would you like to watch?"
She scanned through the list of movies. "Uh, what about 'Invasion of the Mutated Bunnies'?"
The blonde haired girl immediately ran off. Kairi stared at her as she ran to God-knows-where. She raised her eyebrows as Riku scratched his head.
"Er, are you sure you want to watch...that?"
She smiled. "We don't have to watch it if you don't want to. Wanna watch 'I, Spider-Woman Two'?"
"Heh. Okay."
He sighed in relief. 'Phew.' he thought. Soon, it was their turn to buy the tickets. "Two tickets for 'I, Spider-Woman Two'."
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"They're gonna watch 'Invasion of the Mutated Bunnies'," Yuffie spoke. She breathed heavily, laying her hands on her knees.
"Are you sure they're gonna watch that?"
"Positive. Anyway, haven't you seen those television shows that have those couples making out in a G-rated movie?"
"...No."
"Whatever. Let's go!"
The two walked over to the ticket booth. "Yuffie, remember to keep a low profile, meaning don't tell anybody about yourself or anything personal to Kairi or Riku and don't let anybody get suspicious about our plan."
"Okay, okay!"
Sora pulled out his wallet and said,"Two tickets for 'Invasion of the Mutated Bunnies."
"Hi. I'm his fiance. We're here on a date. A normal, normal date at the movie theaters. Did you know I'm a buisness woman? I'm not on buisness because my buisness doesn't want me to have a buisness yet. Want to see my card? Oh, I must've left it in Conference Room B. By the way, my name is Regina Falangie. Falangie," Yuffie announced, trying to keep a 'low profile'. Sora rolled his eyes. The ticket-person gave Yuffie a strange look and then handed Sora the tickets. The two strolled over to the food area. Yuffie greedily bought two boxes of chocolate, soda, and her own popcorn. Sora held the other bucket of popcorn. They then entered the 'Invasion of the Mutated Bunnies' area, handing the tickets to the employee. Inside, they tried spotting Kairi and Riku.
"Sora, I don't see them!"
"Let's just take our seats for now. Once we see them, we'll move to the seats behind them."
The two sat in the center of the movie theater. Yuffie munched on her popcorn while Sora tried looking for Kairi and Riku.
"Geez, where are they?" Sora mumbled.
"They're probably buying food, too. Let's just wait...hey, the movie is starting!"
"Mister Hop-Hop! Something terrible has happened in La-La Land!"
Sora shuddered at the sight of the bunnies. 'Why, oh why, did Kairi choose this stupid movie?!' he thought. He slumped into his seat. The brunette looked around the room. Unsurprisingly, there were a lot of little kids and some adults watching this movie. But the adults were most probably their parents. 'Oh crap, we're the only teens here!' Sora thought. 'God, why are Kairi and Riku taking so long to buy food?!'
"Twinkle-Winkle, we must save the Planet....we must save La-la Land!!!"
"How will we do that, Mister Hop-Hop?"
"We must contact the 'humans' on Planet Earth. Our world, Planet Cutie, is in their hands..."
"What is happening to our fellow bunny friends?!"
"Doctor Hare is turning them into Mutated Bunnies! We must stop him!"
"How will we do that, Mister Hop-Hop? And how will we get these 'humans' here in Planet Cutie?"
"We will find a way. We will find a way....if all of us Bunnies turn into Mutants...who knows what we'll be forced to do..."
Sora mentally hit himself on the forehead. 'I CAN'T STAND THIS TORTURE!!!' he screamed in his mind.
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Kairi shifted in her seat uncomfortably. She didn't like these PG-13 movies, only G-rated ones. But she didn't mind since Riku was with her. He seemed to be enjoying the action in this movie.
"I have the power to control the robots," muttered Doctor Robo Roboto. He motioned for his assistants to turn on the robots. His observers watched carefully as he approached one of his robots. Patience Parker, who was here to take pictures for a newspaper, narrowed her eyes. She didn't like this idea of robots at all.
"Watch, everybody, as I tell this robot to do everything I say!" Roboto said. Suddenly, one of the robots grabbed one of Roboto's assistant's neck, squeezing it. All of the observers screamed, they scattered and tried to escape the laboratory. But the robots blocked the exit. Patience Parker ran to an area where nobody was, thankfully the robots weren't there either. She would save them as her 'other self': Spider-Woman. Before, she took off her coat, she heard laughter...
"See? The robots will do anything I command."
Patience pulled her coat back on and went back to the area. All of the observers stumbled back, frightened by the robots. Roboto smirked and murmured,"Anything I command..."
Patience bit her lip and whispered to her friend, Harry,"He wanted that robot to nearly kill that guy?!"
"..."
Kairi rolled her eyes.
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Yuffie rested her head onto Sora's shoulder. She clutched his arm tightly. A tear fell from her eyes, and she wiped it away with her thumb. Sora rolled his eyes.
"Noooo! Mister Hop-Hop! Don't die!!!"
"Don't die Mister Hop-Hop..." Yuffie whispered. She sniffed again.
"I must...it's the only way to restore our fellow Bunny friends. Do not worry. Thanks to these humans, everybody in La-La Land will be turned back to normal. They will no longer be mutants."
"B-But—"
"Do not worry, Twinkle-Winkle. I will....I will....Uggghhh..."
"NOOOO!!!!!!"
Twinkle-Winkle grasped Hop-Hop's paw. Hop-Hop ... ... ... was dead. The humans gathered around the two bunnies, bowing their heads.
Yuffie sniffed again, slurping her soda at the same time. Sora layed his head on his hand, bored to death. He forgot why he was even watching this movie. He blew a lock of his chocolate hair. "Stupid bunnies..." he mumbled.
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«Disclaimer:»
Don't own and did not create:
Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy
Spider-Man 2
I, Robot
Catwoman
The name 'Regina Falangie', which I got from Friends
=P
«Ending Author's Notes:»
Bah, I felt like ending it. Sorry for this pathetic excuse for a chapter X.x
'I, Spider-Woman 2' is a mix between I, Robot;Spider-Man 2 (this movie was awesome, by the way); and Catwoman. I haven't watched I, Robot and Catwoman yet, but I might this weekend. Yay. =P Lol and 'Invasion of the Mutated Bunnies' is something I made up.
Next chapter will have the auditions for the play (no, i didn't forget about it. lol)
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