Nobara: FF is starting to make me mad taking off all my dividing lines...--

Inuyasha: Anyways....

(Opens to Miroku in black & white wearing a white tux with a hat & holding an old fashioned microphone as he looks up and smiles. The music starts)

Ladies and gentlemen
This is Mambo No.5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody's in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna

Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Kagome, Sango, Kagura and Kikyo
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter

So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Kikyo in my life
A little bit of Koharu by my side
A little bit of Kagura is all I need
A little bit of Ayame is what I see
A little bit of Kanna in the sun (a/n: Lmao!!)
A little bit of Sango all night long
A little bit of Kagome here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

(At Naraku's castle Kagura is listening to the radio (a/n:I didn't know they had those back then xD) with Kanna. When she hears this she becomes infuriated and drags Kanna off on the feather to find Miroku)

Mambo No.5

Jump up and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

A little bit of Kikyo in my life
A little bit of Koharu by my side
A little bit of Kagura is all I need
A little bit of Ayame is what I see
A little bit of Kanna in the sun
A little bit of Sango all night long
A little bit of Kagome here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

(Kouga is watching tv when this video is playing. Hearing about Kagome & Ayame he becomes red-faced angry and speeds out of the cave)

Trumpet
The trumpet
Mambo No.5

A little bit of Kikyo in my life
A little bit of Koharu by my side
A little bit of Kagura is all I need
A little bit of Ayame is what I see
A little bit of Kanna in the sun
A little bit of Sango all night long
A little bit of Kagome here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

(Kikyo is in line at a grocery store (a/n: I never knew dead girls needed groceries...) as this song is playing over the speakers. When she finally listens to it she gets that evil, scary, I'll-kill-you-Inuyasha look and drops her groceries to leave the store)

I do all
To fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

A little bit of Kikyo in my life
A little bit of Koharu by my side
A little bit of Kagura is all I need
A little bit of Ayame is what I see
A little bit of Kanna in the sun
A little bit of Sango all night long
A little bit of Kagome here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

(As the song ends Miroku turns to leave the stage only to be confronted by an angry mob, an enraged Sango, Inuyasha, and Kagome leading it followed by Kagura and the placid Kanna, and so on. Miroku begins to sweat as he turns and begins running away, the mob hot on his heels yelling everything they can think of at him)

Nobara: Okay...that seemed alot funnier in my head...

Miroku: Why was I attacked by a mob?

Nobara: Because I've never actually seen Lou Bega's video for this so I had to kinda just work with what I saw happening if you really sang this song

Miroku: Okay whatever, why do you even right these?

Nobara: I dunno, I hear a song and I usually associate it with a cartoon character singing it

Miroku: Really?

Nobara: Yeah like everytime my brother plays 'Who Let the Dogs Out' I think of Inuyasha and Sesshomaru for the mere fact that that's their demon breed.

Miroku: Oh, I guess I get that