Nobara: Yes! I have been inspired by another song!
Kurama: What she means is that she found her Now 7
Nobara: Yes! And number 19 on it reminds me of Naruto talking about Sasuke and Sakura. I'm not sure why but it just seems like the oaf's POV.
Naruto: I think I'm offended...
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It was early in the morning when a bedroom window opened in the small culvasac, rattling and clanging as it did. As soon as it was completely open a small blonde boy holding an electric guitar crawled out and scurried to the top of the roof. He stared out into the gray light of dawn at the empty community and then suddenly burst out playing, sending the loud notes out into the silence. Pausing only a moment to grab the microphone he'd managed to drag out the window with him Naruto began singing.
"She paints her nails and she don't know,
He's got her best friend on the phone.
She'll wash her hair,
His dirty clothes...
Are all he gives to her.
And he's got posters on the wall,
Of all the girls he wish she was
And he means everything to her.
"Her Boyfriend!
He don't know!
Anything, about Her!
His Tombstone, Nintendo,
I wish that I could make her see.
She's just the Flavor of the Week."
Downstairs Naruto's playing has woken Sasuke who moved out into the yard to see what was going on. Seeing Naruto on the roof the raven haired ninja only folded his arms and decided his friend had at long last lost every lick of sanity he'd been born with, if any.
"It's Friday night and she's alone,
He's a million miles away.
She's dressed to kill,
The T.V's on,
He's connected to the sound.
And he's got pictures on the wall,
Of all the girls he's loved before...
And she knows all his favorite songs!
"Her boyfriend!
He don't know!
Anything, about her!
His Tombstone, Nintendo,
I wish that I could make her see!
She's just the Flavor of the Week!"
By now Sakura and half the neighborhood had been woke up by Naruto's serenade. Glaring aggravatedly at the blonde she muttered to Sasuke, "If we kill him do you think anyone will miss him?" Sasuke shrugged and continued watching with a stoic face as Naruto began dancing around and playing the guitar with all him heart. Suddenly he stopped to begin singing again calmly.
"Her boyfriend,
He don't know.
Anything, about her.
His...Tombstone!
His Tombstone!
His Tombstone!
His Tombstone!"
Again he began to play the guitar wildly and sing into the mic he'd managed to balance on one of the gables.
"Her boyfriend!
He don't know!
Anything, about her!
His Tombstone, Nintendo!
I wish that I could make her see!
She's just the Flavor of the Week!
Yeah she's the Flavor of the Week!
"She makes me weak..."
Grasping the microphone Naruto was suprised to find his microphone had been cut off. The ninja looked down at the angry crowd who's gathered on his front lawn in the dewy grass to yell at him and his noise. His gaze shifted from the crowd to the silver haired sensei who was leaning out of Naruto's bedroom window holding two cords in his hands and shaking his head esaperately.
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Nobara: Woo! I got it finished! Two updates in one day! I'm good!
Yusuke: No you just had nothing better to do
Inuyasha: What with that bum knee and everything, you're useless.
Nobara:growls menacingly: I'll deal with you both later...
Yusuke: OoOo, I'm scared! Hop-a-longs gonna get me!
Inuyasha: Yeah, what are you going to do? Whack us with your cane?
Kurama: I'm not so sure that's very smart...
Keiko: Is anything those two ever do smart?
Kagome: She has a point...
Kurama:shrugs: Well, it's their funeral...