Ok, imagine steve-o and chris's voices in this, k? I don't own ANYTHIN but CHRISTIE!

Btw, (beep) is a swear, since they do that on the show. Sometimes.

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"Hi. I'm Steve-O, and welcome to South America. There are so many (beep)in' bugs, it's hard to breath."

Chris chuckled. Behind them, Christie was screaming her head off, running away from a swarm of insects.

"Hi, I'm Chris, and that girl over there is from a famous team. She's occupied right now. They brought a boy, too, but I can't find him. Steve-O, please explain."

"Ok. The blue-haired kid went somewhere. We lost him. He freaks me out anyway. I mean, his hair's blue. He has something weird tattooed on his face."

"I wouldn't be talking, Steve-O, you have 'Your Name' tattooed on your ass."

"Heh. Anyway, he was just walking. It was like nothing even bothered him. Then we stopped and were about to film something and he had gone. I mean, we were in trees, and he wasn't falling, and he just disappeared. I think the girl did something."

Chris chuckled again and pointed up. The camera was angled toward the canopy above them, where you could see a leg poking out from the green, thick leaves. Some vines were entwined around it; the body was above the canopy, buried in more leaves.

"That girl is (beep)in' PSYCHO!" Steve-O said as he shook his head.

SCENE END

NIGHT

"Steve-O again. It's around nine at night. I've lost about a gallon of blood so far," He said as he slapped something on his arm. "We're going to look for alligators in the morning. By the way, we got the blue dude out."

"But where's Christie?"

"I dunno, dude." (they say that A LOT, for those who don't know them.)

They both laughed as Christie once again ran by them far away, being chased by a bigger horde.

SCENE END

MORNING

Dun dun. Dun dun dun dun.

The black mamba (for those poor souls who haven't seen the show, it's a black sock with eyes.) approached a blonde-brunette head.

Dun dun dun dun. DUN.

The hand inside the sock attacked, and the girl turned in her sleep. It attacked again. The eyes flared open. You could hear Chris laughing from behind the camera. Steve-O was standing next to him. Chris was wielding the black mamba. The camera view quickly went back to the open eyes. The face quickly went from groggy to angry, and Christie lunged at the camera. With a surprised cry, the camera fell backwards and was aimed at the sky. All you could see was Steve-O's shoulder and arm, from which he pointed to something and clutched his sides laughing.

END SCENE

LATER
"O.k., here we are, still where we were five minutes ago. Chris miraculously survived because a monkey was seen in the trees. The best part is, it's not just any monkey. It's a MACAQUE!" (pronounced mah-kak). Steve-O burst into laughter. Chris was laughing behind him. Christie was stalking back to her sleeping bag. Kai was nowhere to be seen. "Hey, where'd the guy go?" Chris inquired. "He must feel the full power of Macaque!" Steve-O was back into a new fit of laughter. Christie was laughing too. They all went off to get the monkey.

END SCENE

HALF AN HOUR LATER

"Hehe. Ok. Steve-O, before this, would you like to tell our viewers what has happened?"

"Ok, dude, we went after the monkey. We lost it for a minute, but Christie saw it. We tried to chase it, but MACAQUE was too fast," He said, pausing to laugh, "So Chris had to give it some food. We finally got it, but it was trying to escape again. Christie grabbed it but it like attacked her. So now, we're going to let this macaque bring out its savage side. On the blue guy. What was his name again? Oh. Ok. So we're going to let him be put in extreme danger." They both gave a small laugh. "Christie will be the cameradudette. Fine, camerawoman. Let's go, Chris."

The camera was passed to Christie. She went in an opposite tent and peeked the camera out of a flap. Steve-O and Chris were crouching down behind another tent. Kai was leaning on a tent pole of the opposite side of them, sitting. She had a perfect view. Steve-O put the macaque on the top of the tent ridge, and it immediately jumped down the opposite side. Where Kai was. "What the-" He said, before Chris ran out from where he was hiding. "Watch out, dude! It's got rabies!" The monkey was on his shoulders, pulling his hair. He grabbed it off and dropped it on the ground. It turned back on him. The macaque sank its teeth into his pant leg. He fell backwards, rolled backwards, and threw it off him. He was kneeling now, getting to his feet. He saw Christie with the camera. His eyes narrowed, as if to make out what he was seeing, then a deep scowl crossed his face and she knew he saw her.

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ok that was a stupid cliffie, not even a cliffie. Just like this weird ending. I just need 2 take a break for a while, I'm running out of ideas and such. This chapter is very bad and boring, I might delete it and replace it. oh, the suspense. Not.

Review, and make it a flame so I can get an idea. I'm thinking about the alligator scene now. But it's eight fifteen pm, im hungry, and I can't think anymore.

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