The night of the premier came and anyone how was anyone came. Of course the entire cast was there, followed by crazy fans, and annoying paparazzi. Everyone had to dress up for the occasion. They came with their families and friends. One by one they walked on the big red carpet. The signed autographs, posed for pictures, and gave interviews.
They arrived by the limo. When the last limo came, the crowd grew tense. Then the crowd roared as the door opened and out stepped a hansom gray rabbit in a black tux, top hat, green tie, and a walking stick. Then he gave his hand to help out a gorgeous tan rabbit in a black spaghetti strap dress, a gold necklace, and had her ears up in a black headband. They walked down the red carpet arm in arm when reporter Leslie Lion approached them.
"This is Leslie Lion reporting for the California Scoop, I am here at the grand Chinese Theater for the premier of Space Jam starring Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan. Right now I am with the star, Bugs Bunny! Bugs will you please answer a few questions for our viewers," said Leslie
"Eh, sure ting Leslie," answered Bugs
"It's been years since the Looney Tunes gang has been on the big screen, can you tell us your feelings about that?"
"Like ya said it has been years since we where on da silver screen. Ever since dey stopped showing our cartoons, we have only been seen on da small screen. And all de other movies we made have been direct to video, so its nice to have made a full length movie for the theaters."
"Has this experience been different from any other production?"
"It's been a great trill to be working on a movie. The experience was very interestin' due to all of the different elements coming together, you know humans and cartoons. With today's technology, everything just looks great. I think I speak for my fellow thespians when I say dat it was hard but it was one heck of a ride."
"I'm sure the movie will be a big hit. And who is this lovely lady?"
"Dis is my goilfriend, Lola Bunny."
"It's an honor to meet you,"
"Likewise," said Lola
"So how long have you two been dating?" asked Leslie
"It's been about two months," answered Lola
"Wow! You two look so cute together! Congratulations!"
"Thanks," said Bugs and Lola together as they walked into the theater.
"Well, looks like Bugs won something out of the making of this movie besides experience. That lucky rabbit! This is Leslie Lion reporting from the Chinese theater."
In the theater the movie was playing. They watched it and laughed at the funny parts, gasped at the violent parts, and awed at the romantic parts. At the end of the movie there was a little special. It was bloopers from the movie that were only seen by that crowd. There were some messed up lines, technical difficulties and wrong cues. For example:
At the scene where Daffy puts Michael on the chair and zooms him up to the sky, after he says "Going down!" and pushes the lever, it wouldn't move. Michael was on the chair waiting for the fall to come but it didn't, so he opened his eyes and looked down. Daffy took out his mallet and started whacking the lever when he broke it. The chair zoomed back down, down, down, with Michael screaming. The chair crashed into the ground making a crater, with Michael in it. "Whoops! A little low!" was all Daffy could say.
In the scene where Stan enters Looney Tune Land and finds Michael, Michael leads him to the bench. When Stan sits down, he squashes Tweety. He hears a muffled sound and stands up to find a crushed canary on the bench. Everyone gasps and run to his aid. Then when he's carried off on a strecher he says, "Someone get the wiscence pwate number! I'll sue!"
In the scene where they say goodbye to Michael, Bugs gives Lola a very nice (and assertive) kiss. The other toons start howling and laughing when they see. Lola's looney side is demonstrated with a few whoops and pulls down the curtain. The funny thing was that the curtain flew open again revealing Bugs and Lola in another lip-lock session. The director said cut, but they were too into it. Then they realized that the camera was still rolling when it came in for a close up. Their eyes got wide and their cheeks bright red. Bugs then said, "Dat's all folks!" and covered the camera with his hand.
At the end of the movie the people stood up and applauded. The cast came up on stage and did the traditional bows and curtsies.
Bugs and Lola were driven home in the limo later that night.
"Wow, what a night," said Bugs
"Yeah, everything was great," said Lola, "But now it's all over."
"I'm gonna miss it,"
"Me too."
"So, have ya decided what to do now dat it's over?"
"I've decided to become a teacher."
"Really? Now dat's great, we'll get to see each other all de time!"
"I think being a gym teacher is my best bet."
"If dat's what you want, den I support ya."
"I'm just going to get my license and I'll be ready for this upcoming school year."
"You're gonna be great I know it."
The limo arrived to Lola's house. Bugs walked her to her door. They kissed a very long kiss goodnight and then Bugs went back to the limo.
"Very smooth," said the driver
"Thanks" said Bugs
That night was when the world knew that Bugs Bunny had a new goil…I mean girlfriend. Most were happy for him, but there was one particular person who wasn't. She was in her new Miami beach house, watching TV with her new boyfriend, Bob. They were watching the premier.
"Well what do ya know, your ex just came out with a new movie," said Bob
"Humph! I can't believe he didn't tell me! Now he's gonna be rakin' in the dough!" yelled Honey
"But, you probably left him before the movie offer came up."
"Don't defend him!"
Then the camera focused on Bugs and Lola's interview. Bob was stricken by Lola's beauty and couldn't help but drool.
"What a babe!" he exclaimed. Honey then smacked him over the head.
"Grrr! That cheat! Now he replaced me with some dumb blonde bimbo! I won't stand for this!" she growled.
"Do I detect a hint of jealousy?"
"Don't get fresh with me bub!"
"It's Bob"
"Whatever!"
Honey then went to the phone. She started to make some phone calls to people she knew until she got the information that she wanted. She made one last phone call. The other line picked up.
"Hello?" said Lola
"Your that tramp that stole my rabbit!" yelled Honey
"Excuse me! Who are you to be yellin' at me like that!"
"That's none of your business! Your just one of those hookers that get all over guys like Bugs to get his money!"
"Hooker! Why you little…you're Honey aren't you!"
"Uh! What's it to you!"
"You've got some nerve calling me! First of all you dumped Bugs for some other guy, which was before I met Bugs! Second you don't know me. All the things that you've just said to me actually describes you. Don't you make yourself seem like the innocent victim when you're actually the low down dirty snake! So don't even flatter yourself!" she yelled as she hanged up the phone.
"Ah! I can't believe she did that! She has some nerve hanging up on me!"
"Honey, you have to check yourself," said Bob who overheard the conversation.
Honey was so angry, that she made another phone call. The other line picked up.
"Eh, what's up doc?" said Bugs
"I'll tell you what's up buddy! You are a cheating little jerk!" snapped Honey
"What are you talkin' about Honey!"
"I saw you with that no good hussy!"
"Hey don't you be insultin' me goil!"
"I can do whatever I want! You left me to be with her!"
"Me leave you! Please! You and I both know dat you left me for that big gorilla. Now you accuse me of being unfaithful! Ya have to check yaself, good bye!" he said as he hanged up the phone.
"I told you so," said Bob
"Shuddup!" yelled Honey