Disclaimer – I do not own Rugrats or anything to do with them. The only things I own in this story are the stuff that is obviously made up!
Lil awoke at about 9:35 in the morning. 'Shit!' she thought, realizing Tommy would be there in about 25 minutes. Racing at the speed of…well, something really fast she went to her closet and grabbed a sea foam green stretch racer back tank top, a jean miniskirt and black terrycloth flip flops. Lil then ran to the bathroom, brushed her teeth, washed her face, pulled her hair into a high pony tail, and applied a wash of pink blush and some mascara. Phil, her twin, walked by the bathroom and looked at Lil; "You know, Lil, Tommy has seen you at your very worst. I don't think he'd care if you have make-up caked on your face." Phil said.
"Gee, thanks Phillip!" Lil quipped (A/N – I'm not truly sure what 'quipped' means! If anyone does, please let me know!) , as she took off her baby blue eye shadow and liner, just leaving the blush and mascara.
"My god Lillian, I'm just trying to help!" Phil muttered defensively.
Lil sighed, "You're right, I'm sorry." She said, reaching over and hugging her twin. Just as Lil broke the hug the doorbell rang.
"Shall I?" Phil asked with a devilish grin
"Don't you daaarrreee!" Lil seethed through clenched teeth as the twins began to race to the door. Unfortunately, Phil won.
"Hello, Thomas. How may I help you on this ever-so-fine morning?" he asked in the most obnoxious was possible.
"Uh, Hi Phil. Is Lil around?" Tommy stifled a laugh
"Uh N-"Phil began
"Yes, I am Tommy. Come in." Lil sighed, slapping Phillip upside his melon shaped head. Tommy stepped in the door, he must have TRIED to look nice, just for her, 'cause he was wearing khaki shorts and a royal blue t-shirt…one he profusely hates (A/N…I don't know what profusely means either!).
"Hey." He said as he leaned in and kissed her cheek (Aww! Hahaha).
"Want to get out of here?" Lil asked.
"Uh, yeah." Tommy smiled, taking her hand and running out the door.
The two teenagers were bored out of their minds as they sat on the groups 'secret' rock in the bushes behind the Pickles' home. "Hey, Tommy want to go to the Java Lava?" Lil suggested
"Ok, sure. But only if I can buy you a strawberry-kiwi-orange-banana smoothie!" Tommy laughed, jumping up off the rock, nearly causing Lil to fall over.
"Sure!" Lil exclaimed, jumping up off the large, flat brown rock. Tommy and Lil then began to race down the street, making u-turns every so often until they finally reached the Java Lava's location on Main Street. Lil made it to the door first, burst in and ran up to the counter, with Tommy in 'Hot' pursuit (don't have a dirty mind about that people, I mean COME ON! This was a cartoon I watched a decade ago! Sheesh!).
"Hey Mom!" Lil greeted her mother as she approached the counter.
"Hey sweetie, where's your brother?"
"Pfft, how should I know?" Lil muttered sarcastically.
"Well then, who is here with you? Your boyyy-friieeennddd!" Betty Deville teased her daughter.
"Yes! Now shut up ma!"
"Well! I never,…do I know him?" she asked Lil
"You could say that," Lil began, just as Tommy burst through the door. "Hey! Tommy, I saved you a seat!" she waved
"TOMMY?" Betty yelped, not upset, just a bit more surprised.
"Yes." Lil said quietly
"Hey Mrs.Deville." Tommy nodded as he slid up infront of her and ordered Lil and himself Strawberry-kiwi-orange-banana smoothies.
"Hi Tommy boy!" Betty chortled, giving him a 'hearty' slap on him shoulder
"Oomph!" Tommy choked on his smoothie.
"MOM!" Lil said through increasingly clenched pearly whites.
"I just want to interrogate my daughters first boyfriend!" Betty laughed
"We're leaving." Lil said sternly, grabbing Tommy by the arm and pulling him out the door. Then, once they were outside Lil ran back in, looked her mother in the eye and said ; "DON'T tell anyone!".
"Aww, I won't do that baby!" Betty quipped
"Okay, thanks." Lil breathed before running back out to Tommy.
"Let's go." She said to him
5 mins later
"Guess what DiDi, our kids are dating!"
"Nooo!"