J.C. the Wabbit: Sorry I'm a really slow updater!

The Confrontation

Bugs and Lola had two beautiful healthy children, the mischievous little Tanya and the playful little Sean. The Bunnies had to accommodate their home for the newborns. A room was added and it had two cribs, two dressers, two changing tables, and a pail. It had plenty of stuffed toys, clothes, and many other baby necessities. The Bunny home was complete.

Today, Bugs came home from work. He found his family in the living room. Tanya and Sean were in a crib. Tanya was playing with a stuffed teddy bear while Sean was drinking milk. Lola was on the floor doing sit-ups.

"Hi Lo," greeted Bugs

"Hi Bugsy," she answered after coming up then going down

"Workin' out I see,"

"Yeah, (down) I've got to lose all this baby fat (up),"

Bugs went over to the crib…

"Hi there," he said

Tanya looked up and gave a smile. Sean just looked over and continued drinking his milk.

"What are we gonna do about tomorra?" asked Bugs

"What (down) about?" asked Lola

"Tomorra you're comin' back to da school, right? What are we gonna do about da kids?"

"We can't get my parents (up) to watch them. They're visiting my cousin in Nevada (down),"

"So I guess we're gonna take them with us,"

"I guess so (up)"

"Each of us will take one of them with us throughout the day,"

"Ok (down)"

"You hear dat kids," said Bugs to the babies, "you're gonna see where mommy and daddy woiks tomorra."

They looked at him with curious eyes, then they blinked together.

Early the next morning…

"WAAH! WAAH!" cried the twins

"Huh?" awoke Lola, "it's the kids…"

"Before seven dey're your kids," Bugs shifted in bed and groaned as well.

"My hero," muttered Lola as she got out of bed. She went over to the kids' room. Sean and Tanya were crying like crazy.

"What's up guys?" she asked as she looked over their cribs.

"WAAH!" they answered. She picked each of them up and cradled them in her arms. They soon calmed down a little.

"You guys hungry?" she asked. She put them back down and went to the kitchen to warm up the bottles. She came back and gave them each a bottle. She then caught a whiff of something foul in the air. She traced it back to Sean's diaper.

"Wow little guy! You smell just like your father after he eats a burrito,"

"I hoid dat!" shouted Bugs from the bedroom

Lola and Sean giggled.

After getting the babies and themselves ready, they went to the car. They drove to the Looniversity right on time. Bugs decided to take Sean with him and Lola took Tanya. Bugs carried Sean into his office and parked his carriage right next to his desk.

"OK son, dis is where you're old man earns a livin',"

Sean looked curiously around his surroundings. He was a little startled when Sam came into the office.

"Mr. Bunny, we got some issues down at the cafeteria. And…hey what do we have here?" said Sam

"Dis is my son, Sean," said Bugs

"Aww! He's a cute little critter," said Sam. He began to tickle Sean's chin. Then Sean pulled on his Sam's red beard.

"Ow!" yelped Sam

Sean kept his grip, giggling all the time. Bugs chuckled a little at the sight. He then made Sean let go.

"He's got one heck of a grip!" said Sam in astonishment

"Dat's my boy," said Bugs proudly

In the gym…

Lola was feeding Tanya in her stroller when her first class was coming from the locker rooms. Babs and the others zoomed to Lola when they saw Tanya.

"AW!" they said together

"Class, this is my daughter, Tanya," introduced Lola

"Isn't she the cutest!" exclaimed Babs, "she looks just like you."

"Can we play with her?" asked the class

"Sure, but be gentle," said Lola

The class was overjoyed.

"Where am I?" asked Babs as she covered her face. "Hi!" she said as she opened her hands. Tanya laughed a toothless smile.

"Aw!" said the class

"Can I feed her?" asked Shirley

"OK," approved Lola.

Shirley took the bottle and fed Tanya. After a few good gulps, she stopped and let out a burp.

"Aw!" exclaimed the class

Tanya yawned then closed her eyes to sleep.

"Aw!" exclaimed the class

"Shh!" hushed Lola

Then the class took out a sign that read, "AW!"

After the day was done, Bugs and Lola met up again at the office.

"Hey babe," greeted Bugs with a kiss, "how'd it go?"

"Pretty good. All of my classes loved her," said Lola cradling Tanya, "how was your day?"

"Little Sean here had a close encounter wit Sam today. You should've seen it,"

Then they were interrupted by Lola's cell phone.

"Hello?…Oh! Hi Rodney! How are you?…Fine, thanks…really?….for us?…Ok," answered Lola. She turned to Bugs and asked, "is it Ok that we go to the track today?"

"Sure, it's fine wit me,"

"He said yes….good…so we'll see you there, bye!" said Lola hanging up the phone.

"What's up, doc?" asked Bugs

"It was Rodney. He wants us to go back to the track to show us something,"

"Show us what?"

"I don't know, he said it was a surprise,"

"Ok. So let's go,"

They pushed the strollers along to the car. They strapped the kids into their baby seats and drove off. Little did they know that there was a car following them.

They arrived at the track, where Rodney Raccoon had his shop. They walked inside and were greeted warmly by Rodney.

"Hi guys!" he greeted with a hug for each, "It's been a long time hasn't it?"

"It's been a while," said Lola

"Wow! These two must be Sean and Tanya!" said Rodney bending down to have a look, "They look just like you two. They are so adorable! Congratulations you two."

"Thanks," said Bugs and Lola simultaneously

"You two must be wondering what the big surprise is,"

"We are curious,"

"Come with me," said Rodney leading them to the back of his shop. Outside there was a huge box. "Open it," said Rodney

Lola and Bugs went to the box and opened it. Inside was a pair of new Harley Davidson motorcycles. They gasped at the sight.

"Oh my goodness! Rodney!" said Lola joyfully. She went over to the bike and examined it.

"I remember your bike got trashed, so I took the liberty of getting you a new one," said Rodney

"Oh thank you!" said Lola giving him a hug

"I also remember that you needed a bike, too. So I thought you would like one, too. Think of it as a belated wedding present."

"Thanks, doc," said Bugs shaking Rodney's hand

Lola got on the bike and gripped the handles. She really wanted to ride it, to hear the engine roar, to feel the wind in her hair. But she looked at the babies and knew she couldn't leave them. She got off the bike and walked over to the stroller. Bugs noticed her expression.

"Go ahead, Lo," said Bugs

"Huh?" said Lola

"Go take it for a spin, I'll watch da kids,"

"Really?"

"Sure,"

"Oh thanks babe," she thanked him with a kiss on the cheek. She did a spin change into her bike-riding outfit, which consisted of a leather jacket, knee-high leather boots, blue jeans, a white tank top, and sunglasses. Bugs was wide eyed. She tickled his chin playfully before going to the bike and put on her old helmet. She hit the gas and zoomed out of there. Bugs whistled.

"She's still got it," said Bugs

"You never forget how to ride," said Rodney

"Dat's so true,"

Lola felt free as she rode down the familiar track. She zoomed on the trail and past the other bikers. "Woo hoo!" she cheered. After a good ride around the track, she decided to take a brake in a clearing she found on the trail. There was a little stream running through this area. She took some water and washed the dust off her helmet. She heard an engine behind her but assumed it was another rider, so she didn't even get up to look. She heard a footstep on the gravel, then the shutting of a door.

"A car?" thought Lola. Then she heard a voice that she never expected to hear.

"Well if it isn't the slut who stole my husband," said the woman

"No way!" thought Lola. She turned around and saw a gray female rabbit. She had brown hair and black eyes. Lola was not happy to see her.

"So, we finally meet," said Lola coolly, keeping her rage under control, like a dam holding back a raging river.

"I've waited ages for this moment," said Honey, "I'm Honey Bunny, Bugs' true love."

"You are Honey, but you're not my husband's true love. I am,"

"No way, I am!"

"Listen, try to get this through your thick little skull, Bugs doesn't love you anymore. You left him, remember?"

"I came back for him, I just know he misses my like crazy,"

"The only one who's crazy is you,"

"You're the crazy bimbo that stole him from me!"

"Me!"

"Do you see anyone else here?"

"You," said Lola coldly. She then saw that a brown rabbit came out of the car from the driver's seat. He had light brown eyes and dark black hair. "And you're boyfriend," added Lola.

"Forget him, this is between you and me!"

"Why don't you just leave me and my family alone? You're never going to take Bugs from me, so you can just give up now,"

"Me? Give up? Puh-leez! That's where you're wrong girlfriend!"

"I'm not your friend,"

"I just know my Bugsy wugsy misses his Honey wonny!"

Lola cocked an eyebrow, "and you call me the bimbo."

Honey eyed her evilly after that remark. She continued, "I bet he calls out my name when he's forced to make love to you. He calls out to me, I just know he's longing for my sensual touch. Only I can make him happy. He has to pretend that you are me so he could bear it."

Lola started to laugh after she said that.

"What's so funny?" asked Honey enraged

"Reality check, Bugs has never ever called me a bitch,"

"Ouch!" said Bob

"You shut up bub!" yelled Honey

"It's Bob,"

"Whatever!"

"You have some sick fantasy. They have places where they take care of your kind. I'm sure Arkham Asylum has plenty of room to accomadate you," said Lola while walking to her bike

"Yeah sure, run away! Run to your bastard children!" yelled Honey

A part of the dam had broken.

"YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!" yelled Lola, "OR I'LL BE FORCED TO HURT YOU!"

"What are you going to do? Punch me?" said Honey giving Lola a slap on the face. Lola turned her head to face her after receiving the blow.

"That was a bitch-slap," said Lola with cold eyes. She clenched her fist and said, "THIS IS A PUNCH!" She gave Honey an uppercut to her face. Honey fell backwards on to the gravel. Lola put on her helmet and got on her bike. She hit the gas and left them in the clearing.

"GO AHEAD! RUN YOU SCARED LITTLE SLUT! YOU'RE JUST A BLONDE WITH NO BRAINS AND NO BRAWN!" yelled Honey after spitting out a bloody tooth.

Lola heard what she said and vowed that she wasn't going to get away with that. She went back to the shack and got off her bike. She went towards a huge garage and Rodney saw her heading towards it.

"Hey Lola, what's wrong?" asked Rodney

"You don't mind if I borrow the Goliath do you?"

Rodney could tell she was pissed, so he knew he had to say yes. "Sure, go ahead."

"Thanks," She went inside the garage

Bugs was inside the shop, watching the kids take their nap. He heard the motorcycle so he came out of the shop to see Lola. He just heard her say something, but when he came out she was nowhere to be seen.

"Hey Rodney, where's Lola?" asked Bugs

"She's on a war path. She went to get Goliath," said Rodney

"Goliath? Who or what is a Goliath?"

A roar came from the garage, which answered his question.

"Whoah…" muttered Bugs

Back at the clearing…

"She retreated! That means I won the battle!" cried Honey triumphantly.

"Yeah, sure," said Bob

"But look what that little witch did to my face!" she said while looking at herself in a mirror, "she's gonna pay for that!"

"Honey, why can't you just let it go?"

"I can never let it go! Hmm…I know what I'll do! I'll take your car and while she's running home to mommy I'll run her over! Mwa ha ha!"

"That's going to far!"

"You think so?" said Honey going to car and turning on the engine.

She was about to hit the gas when she heard a terrible roar. She was frozen when she the source. It was a black monster truck with flames painted on the sides. The driver was an enraged Lola Bunny. The dam had finally broken.

"Oh crud…" muttered Honey

"There's no way I'd let you get away that easily," she made the engine roar, "so, do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?"

"I'll never give up!" yelled Honey

"Suit yourself," Lola stomped on the pedal, as did Honey. Honey hit the brakes as she chickened out. Lola kept going and ran over the car with a thud.

"NO! Watch out!" yelled Bob

The car had a huge dent on the roof. Honey was still inside, and mad as ever.

"I DARE YOU TO DO THAT AGAIN!"

"If you say so…" said Lola putting the monster truck in reverse.

"NO WAIT!" yelled Honey

Bob covered his eyes as Lola finished off the car. When Lola stopped, the car was unrecognizable. The door fell off its hinges and Honey rolled out of the car. She was all bruised, but very much alive.

"That was just a warning!" yelled Lola from the truck, "you better get the hell out of here and never bother my family again! If you don't, I'll turn you into road kill!"

"You can't do anything to…" started Honey, but Lola made the engine roar, "OK! OK! I accept your conditions…"

"Good, now get out of here!" said Lola hitting the gas and doing a 270 degree turn and zoom out of there in a cloud of dust.

Honey coughed out some dust as she struggled to get up. Bob ran to her saying, "Oh no! My baby!"

"I think she broke my nail," muttered Honey

"NOT YOU! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR!"

"Huh? Me?"

"My beautiful car -whimper- my baby…" cried Bob

Lola drove up to the shop and found the guys outside. When she climbed down the truck, she let out a sigh of relief. The raging river had calmed down.

"So, had a nice joy ride?" asked Rodney

"Yeah, it was…invigorating," said Lola, "Oh and Bugs, you'll never believe who I saw today."

"Who?" asked Bugs

"You're ex,"

"My ex…Honey was here?" said Bugs kind of shocked

"Yeah, but she's not here anymore,"

The guys started getting the idea of what went down.

"What happened?" asked Bugs

"Oh, we talked like sensible adults, and we came to an agreement,"

"Really?" said Rodney unconvinced

"Oh, she agreed and we'll never see her again,"

"Dat's great, Lo," said Bugs

"Actually, it was kind of funny running into her today," said Lola with a smile, "so funny I had to back up and do it again."

"What?"

"Nothing!" said Lola as innocently as possible

"OK," said Bugs, "well Rodney I think we should be going. Tanks for everything."

"Oh it was my pleasure," said Rodney, "Bye you guys!"

"Bye Rodney, and thanks for the bikes!" called out Lola

They said their goodbyes and took the napping kids to the car. They then attached the bikes to back of the car. They waved goodbye to Rodney before going into the car and driving away.

All the while Lola had a grin on her face. Bugs saw this but didn't mention anything about it. He knew how is wife is, he knows that Lola must have beat the crap out of Honey. And to be honest, he's glad she did!

J.C. the Wabbit: Once again apologies to the Honey fans who may have been offended. (Although I don't think there would be any reading this story by now!). Note I did not kill her! I will never have a Looney Tune killed, no matter how much I despise them!

Ok people, those who want to make fanart for this fic, be sure to tell me where I can see it! Or give me a website where I can post my own…

To Invader Neutron, I'm just curious to know…what made you think I was a guy? I'm not offended or anything, I'm just curious…