Psychotherapy- Payback's A Bitch

Looks like it's payback time for the gang. Watch as the group lures out Genkai and Koenma. And maybe figure out Karasu treated Kurama. Okay, so I'll have my review thank you at the bottom.

The Computer Of Blackmail

Botan had lead the group to a small laptop computer, the others sat around in a circle while she logged on. Koenma's password was 'Barbie', he had a thing for Barbie.

"Okay, well, let's have a little fun, eh?" Botan asked, looking up different names in the computer. She stopped on a certain schoolgirl's name first.

"Okay, well it says here that Keiko's soul mate is a stubborn, stupid, lucky, guy. That's all it says, but I can tell you'll make the cutest couple. It also has a dairy entree. It says that you had a er… rather graphic dream about you and Yusuke, some whip cream, and a jar of honey, my I never knew you had such a mind." Botan was laughing, as Keiko and Yusuke blushed.

"Now, it says that Yukina is suppose to be with someone smart. That rules out Kuwabaka, and it has what she does in her spare time. Oh my, it seems she killed a bird, for pecking at her. Plus she cussed it out. And it seems she figured out who her brother was about ten months ago. Your right, it's Hiei." Yukina looked ready to kill, but ran and hugged Hiei,

"Oh brother! Why didn't you tell me? I had to figure it out on my own, oh, Botan-chan, can you do Hiei next?" Yukina looked hopefully to the blue haired girl, who just nodded.

"Okay, Hiei's the last one, then I have to find Karasu, and a little blackmail. Maybe I can do everyone, I'll see. Anyway, it says Hiei's soul mate is someone with a mask like him, only it's a happy mask, and she's someone unexpected. Oh my." Botan looked around and saw Yukina and Keiko grinning at her, while the guys looked confused, all but Kurama.

"Um… it also says that Hiei has an addiction to ice cream, but calls it sweet snow! That's so cute!" The girls went 'aww' but the guys, except Kurama, laughed. Hiei. For once, blushed, a bright red too.

"Any who, I think I'll read Yusuke's next, then Kurama, then mine. Oh and it says that the last thing Hiei did before he was sent to the therapy place, was that he was thinking about some woman. It doesn't say who." Botan sighed, well at least Hiei is straight.

"Okay, now Yusuke, it says you'll be almost always pissing off your wife, and that she is kind, most of the time. Any who, it says that Yusuke has a… Hello Kitty… dairy!" Botan started laughing as did the others. Yusuke just blushed, a deep crimson.

"So what! That's right, and I have a Hello Kitty TV in my closet!" The girls and guys sweat dropped at Yusuke being so proud.

"Okay, well, Kurama it says that your soul mate is kind and caring, and that your many willing females will be very angry at her. She'll also have a little problem with the ex and you. Heh, heh, any way, it seems you get very angry when you run out of shampoo, and you have your OWN shampoo maker!" Botan was mad, she had to pay lots to get enough bottles of the stuff.

"Now, lastly is me. It says that my soul mate is cold at first, then soften ups. He is very cute, and silent for a while. When you hear him laugh is when love comes. Way weird, okay it has my dairy entree! No, I mean, it has nothing." Botan gave a nervous laugh, as Kurama took the computer and read through the dairy words, and he got a heavy duty nose bleed. The others looked at him, and begged that he read it out loud.

"Uh… I really can't seeing as how it's only PG-13 here, but it's mainly a very detailed moment with Botan and-" He didn't finish as Botan jumped at him and covered his mouth.

"No! It was nobody!" Botan said, still covering Kurama's mouth. She was already embarrassed, why did she have to write it down?

"Come on, let him up, before you-know-who gets mad." Keiko said in a sing song voice, making Yukina blush and Botan giggle.

"Hiei! Her and Hiei were doing some, er… nasty things! Very weird things, and I think Hiei had that dream about a week ago. Opps, me and my big mouth, please don't kill me!" Kurama begged for his life as a blushing Botan and a mad Hiei got closer with their chosen weapons.

"Um… we have to find Karasu and go on with the plan. Please don't hurt him." Yukina said, meekly, and tugged on Botan's sleeve.

"Fine, anyway, it says that Karasu is in my apartment! And he is having a dream about him and Kurama weird. Okay, we can go and get him, using Kurama as bait. Okay, good, let's go!" Botan made another portal, off to Karasu's room.

Okay, well Chapter 4 will be up soon! And Here Are My Thank yous!

silver-kyubi- Thanks, I try to make them sound stupid.

foxygirlchan- That really didn't sound right, but I understand what you mean. And um… Thank you for the great review.

Priestess Rin- I'll update ASAP, and Lizzy Borden is the woman who killed her parents, like a serial killer.

Kato Shingetsu-Payback is good! And um… do you want to be a teacher or a student in my high school fic?

Neh/Sej/Kyu - I'm lazy too, any way, that's okay just go back and review for the prequel, if you want to. That's for liking the fluff in chapter 1, and you are the Social Studies Teacher, Ms. Megumi Mustang.

Anyway, yeah! The sequel! Sorry, I wasn't able to review the...uh...prequel, that's the word isn't it, yeah... Anyway, at least I'm reviewing this one! I like the fluff...anyway, for you're other story, can my character Megumi Mustang be in it, as a Geography/Social Studies teacher?

Thanks for the review!

silver-kyubi- Being random is my job! Ducky!

Kato Shingetsu- Okay for the high school fic you are going to be all three! I'll just change your name for all of them. Like the crazy janitor is going to be called Shing, the Russian kid will be called Kato, and the stoner will be named Getsu. Um… and thanks for the encouragement!

Animeluv09- Thank you for liking chapter 1! And your the writing teacher, Miss Ashley, but your going to be like a dumb blonde, okay? Sorry, but That's actually what my real writing teacher acts likes.