Psychotherapy- Payback's A Bitch

Looks like it's payback time for the gang. Watch as the group lures out Genkai and Koenma. And maybe figure out Karasu treated Kurama.

The Doctor Is In The House

The group had woken up at the crack of drawn, mainly because Keiko had brought a mini alarm clock with her.

"Beep… beep… beep… BEEP…. BEEP… BEEP BEEP BEEP… I said fucking Beep" Have you ever notice that alarm clocks get louder the longer it beeps? Any way that is what woke up the asleep teens. Then Hiei, being anti-social and all, just used his Jagan Eye and transported the group to Kurama's house, without a word.

"Okay, now, the girls are the doctors for Genkai, the boys for Koenma, and who wants to treat Karasu?" Botan started taking control, before anyone else could. Everyone pointed fingers to Kurama, who just shrugged and said a simple,

"Fine. But, Yukina goes with me. I refuse to go alone! That psycho could rape me or do something wrose!" Kurama shouted, making everyone shudder, everyone but Botan who was lost in thought.

"Okay people! Now, me, Keiko, and Yukina will make the living room more doctor office like. Now I need you guys to, well stay out of the way. All except Hiei, we need your help, we need you to put up these fake degrees, and this chair." Botan said, pushing out everyone one but the girls, and Hiei.

"NOW! We have little time before my bat wears off, then we'll be in trouble. Okay, Keiko, Yukina, put this on!" Botan threw the girls some white jackets.

"Good job Hiei. Um… thank you, now I could only fine a dark blue jacket that fits you, is that okay?" Botan cursed his small size, it was Koenma's, when he was in his baby form.

"Hn, whatever ferry onna. I… er… Thank you, for the jacket." Hiei said in a low mumble, but the girls heard it anyway, and then Keiko and Yukina smirked at Botan, then in a sing song voice went,

"Botan and Hiei sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then come a baby in a baby carriage!" They sung, causing Botan to blush, and Hiei to twitch, thinking of little Hieis and Botans running around.

"Don't sing that!" Botan said in a mad rage. The girls sadly said okay, but to Botan's horror started singing another song,

"Miss Botan had a Demon,

That Demon had a third eye,

The Demon went to Makai,

Miss Botan went to Hell--

"O, Mister Kuwabaka,

I think you're not so fine,

And if you date Yukina

I'll sue off your- -

"Behind

The bedroom dresser,

There lays a lacy mass-

Yusuke was feeling perverted,

So he ripped them off Keiko's--

"Ask

Me no more questions,

Please tell me no more lies,

Koenma's at a brothel

Pulling down his--

"Flies

Live in the kitchen,

While Puu plays at the park,

Miss Shizuru and her husband

Are 'swinging' in the D-A-R-K,

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark

Is like something evil,

Evil makes good show,

A show can be about many things,

And that is all--

"I know I know

Master Genkai,

I know I know Jin,

I know that Lady Mukuro

Has a double-D sized--

"Bra, from Atsuko,

Had a nickel,

Chuu gave me a dime,

Hiei became B's boyfriend (B means Botan)

And kissed her all the--

"Times

Changed when that bra lost its nickel,

Chuu took back his dime,

Hiei became a Really Bad ass

And committed ruthless crimes:

He rape Botan in the bathtub,

He fucked her on the floor;

He finally said he loved B,

And led her out church doors.

They honeymooned in London,

They spent some time in France-

The hardest thing for Hiei to do

Was keeping on his pants!" Keiko and Yukina started laughing as Botan's mouth opened and closed, making her look like a fish. Then during the song, the guys wandered in, hearing the song, then started laughing too. Hiei was red from anger and embarrassment, plus he was twitching, a lot.

"I am so fucking embarrassment! How could you say that! I'll just make you feel this way. Yusuke, Kurama, stay there, I have something for you to here!" Botan had an evil glint in her eyes, and Keiko and Yukina looked scared.

"Keiko don't want to go to Makai no more, more, more

There's a really cute Yusuke by the door, door, door

He grabed her the collar, and made her scream and holler

He grabed her by the waist, and kissed her on the face

I guess she wants to Makai some more, more, more."

"Botan!" Keiko yelled, Botan, Yukina, Kurama, and Hiei were laughing. While Keiko and Yusuke were really red, Yusuke from embarrassment, Keiko from anger and embarrassment.

"Oh, don't you laugh Yukina, we still have a song for you." Botan and Keiko said, Yukina shook a little, knowing the awful song.

"We need to get Genkai, Koenma and Karasu here. Now! Okay, so Botan get a portal here, please." Yukina said, a slight nervous laugh got through her lips. Botan and Keiko agreed to get her later and Botan got the portal.

"Okay! Now, who goes first, Genkai, or Koenma?" Botan said, stepping into the portal, looking at the two victims. The group sat in thought, all of them at the same time went a very odd, 'hmm' while thinking.

Okay, Yeah I'm just stalling, but it was funny, right? Anyway, thank you for all these reviews, I already got like 12 for four chapters, and um… you guys can vote who goes first.

Genkai or

Koenma?

Vote now! You can only vote by reviewing, so push the little go button ,and vote, vote, vote! All in the name of embarrassment!