Psychotherapy- Payback's A Bitch

Looks like it's payback time for the gang. Watch as the group lures out Genkai and Koenma. And maybe figure out Karasu treated Kurama. Thank you for my… 4 votes! Everyone wanted Koenma, so that's what I'll give you.

Okay I am really sorry for not updating sooner, I have a good reason. Okay my mom picked the lock on my door, I lock it so my sister doesn't get in, any way, my mom picked the lock on my door and snuck in my room while I was at school and took my keyboard. Why? Because she broke hers! Okay I just got it back so here is my chapter!

Koenma Played With Dolls

"We'll have Koenma first, now you girls leave and we'll write everything down." Kurama said, deciding for the group. Botan reached in and pulled out a sleep Koenma. His mouth and eyes were still open from the big scare.

"Oh and, here! This will be easier, okay I have two gadgets. The first one is a mini camera, it will record everything and let us girls watch it on this big screen TV. The second gadget is a disguise one. I'll just activate it and then you'll look really different for now!" Botan pulled out a small camera and a hula-hoop, that was dripping in spirit energy, to the trained eye.

"Okay, I'll just hook this up. Now, who knows how to hula-hoop?" Botan said after plugging up the mini cam. Kurama was the only one who raised his hand, the other two boys looked clueless.

"Okay, Keiko teach Yusuke, Yukina remind Kurama what to do, and I'll take Hiei." Each girl took a hoop and went over to their assigned guy.

"Now, you pull this over to your hips, then just spin it." Keiko said, for the fifth time, but she wasn't the only one with problems. After an hour, all three guys were on the floor, with a very big, very red, slap mark on their faces. Let's go back a few minutes,

20 Minutes Ago

The guys couldn't even get past getting the hoop in the right place. The girls were forced to put the hoop on the right spot. Yukina, Keiko, and Botan slowly bent over and pulled the fallen hoops up to the guy's hips, causing each guy to take advantage. They slowly reached over and with their hands gave each girl's ass a little tap. All three girls blushed and Super Sango Slapped the guys. Who in turn fell to the floor, knocked out cold.

Back to Regular Time

The boys got back up and hula-hoop, turning very… well different. Kurama had jet black hair, down to the bottom of his ears. He had a nice tan and no bangs, his ears stuck out somewhat, like a monkey, and red eyes.

Yusuke had bright red hair, and it went to his mid back, but it was messy, like Jin. He had two earrings on his left ear, along with a tongue ring, and brown eyes, still.

Hiei was still short, and he had blue hair like Botan, and dark pink eyes, almost red but not there yet. His hair was long, to his back like Yusuke in demon form, only straight, and he had one gold earring.

"Oh… my… god! Your so fucking hot!" Botan yelled, grabbing Hiei's arm, only to step back in horror and embarrassment. Keiko and Yukina smirked at Botan, and Yusuke and Kurama snickered. Then Keiko got a good look at Yusuke.

"Ohh! Man, I think you should have gotten this gadget ealier, I didn't Yusuke could look hotter!." Yukina sighed in agreement for Kurama. Then Koenma started to move around, he had been there since the begging of this chapter in case you forgot.

"We better go, see you on the big screen TV.!" Botan said, as her and the other girls went to the living room. The guys sat around Koenma as he awoke.

"Where am I?" Koenma said, coming to, he was waking up and was very grogly, then he saw some people.

"Your in the office, Mr. Koenma. In the office of Therapy Inc. We are your doctors, Mr. DeClue, that's me." Kurama said, then pointed to Yusuke next to him, "That's Mr. Keyser." Then he pointed to Hiei, "That's Mr. Sykes." Koenma just sat up and nodded, then he was pushed back down by Yusuke.

"Okay, we'll just ask some questions, while your under an influence." Kurama said, as he gave Koenma a truth talking seed. Koenma's eye lids went a little low as he looked a sleep.

"Okay, what was your childhood like?" Hiei asked, then he and the girls, waited for the answer.

"I played with dolls. Mom was so proud when I first got my Barbie doll. She said I was the most normal boy in the whole of Rekai! Then daddy found out and got mad, then I noticed people start talking about me when I would go to store with Barbie. Mom was so happy when I got the Sea Sailor Uniform, and put on the little blue striped outfit!"

"Has any one made fun of you, and if so, have you snapped at them?" Kurama asked, looking at the mini cam.

"Yes. Then I snapped and said, 'You can make fun of me, Call me gay, and hit me! But when you make fun of Barbie's party prom dress, you pay!'"

"Well, have you ever had nocturnal emissions?" Yusuke asked, a perverted grin on his face. Kurama paled a little and Hiei looked confused. In the living room Botan and Keiko also paled, but Yukina looked confused.

"What is this nocturnal emission?" Yukina asked, while Keiko and Botan leaned in and whispered to her. Then Yukina paled at such a thing as Koenma started to talk.

"What the fuck is that? What in the seven hells is a nocturnal emission?" Koenma asked, as Yusuke made a big grin on his face,

"It means have you ever had a wet dream!" He said, very proud of himself. Hiei understood that, and he paled along with Kurama, Yukina, Keiko, and Botan.

"Um… well I did have that one about George, then one about Ayame, then one on Botan when she first died, but it wasn't my fault, she has a freaking D size bra!" Botan blushed, as Hiei, Yusuke, and Kurama laughed.

"Wait, isn't George a guy? Ewwww, any body else?" Yusuke said, as he remembered the blue demon,

"Yeah, I had one on Yusuke, Keiko is lucky, he would most likely need a large sized con-" Koenma started before Yusuke interrupted,

"NO!" Then they all started laughing. Then Koenma snapped out of his drugged like ness.

"WHAT THE HELL! You guys better start running now!" Koenma said, knowing good and well it was the Spirit Detective and his buddies.

"NoKoenma, you better run! You made us good to that therapist, you better be glad I haven't used my Makai Metal Baseball Bat Of Doom!" Botan said, coming out of the living room. Koenma cowered in fear in a corner as Botan knocked him out,

"I'll pull him back, then I'll get Genkai. Hula-hoop again to change back." Botan said, dragging Koenma back into the portal.

Okay, well once again I'm sorry for the long wait. Please still review, and I'll try to keep my keyboard.

Next Time:

Genkai- Death is coming, God told me death is coming. He calls me his little chatty doll… God's chatty little doll.