Idiocies Neurosis.

Idiocies: (extremely stupid behavior.) + Neurosis: (a relatively mild mental illness sometimes resulting in obsessive behavior.) The story of four guys, their bet, Mexican food and cross dressing.

"They were normal. Normal students. Normal people. Normal guys.

They lived a normal life.

At least, before that afternoon they spent playing video games, they were normal.

Before we begin thier story, it is my duty as the narrator to introduce you to these once normal citizens.

Alphabetical order now:

Meet Devlin, Duke Devlin.

Green-eyed, black haired playboy from the distant planet Iluvameselph. Now Devlin, as a the proud owner of a small but expanding company, needed something to fill his time. What was better than crocheting small dice-warmers and chasing after the unattainable woman? To tell the truth it was his own personal hobby, by golly without him those tiny porcelain cubes might freeze their black spots off!

Next, the shaggy blond Joseph Wheeler.

Joseph, or Joey, was a stereotypical blond in all ways, most ways at least, he loved to eat and hardly ever went on dates. Joey was in the state of being in love. There was nothing he wouldn't do for his hot, sexy bowl of chips, smothered in cheese. He spent his days eating and watching TV on his fold out sofa.

Joey loved his life.

Last, but certainly not least, Seto Kaiba.

Tall, brunet, blue eyed, richboy who no one really no about. Quiet, elusive, mysterious, intelligent, arrogant, sweet, sour, saucy, a teenager who is being described with insignificant adjectives by the narrator who doesn't really know his hobbies or favorite things. Maybe we'll find out later . . .

What? There's one more?

Sorry, drum roll please. . . Here's Tristan Taylor.

Recognized as a teen with short brown hair, brown eyes and monkey ears, he can be found walking down the street to his. . . Mothers. . . apartment. Tristan takes every chance to talk to girls, but they, repelled by his jokes that only he cares to snort at and his funky smell, there aren't many chances.

. . .Now, to that fateful day playing video games. . . May God have mercy on our souls."

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.