Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has anything to do with Hellsing ranging from any of the characters in Bram Stroker's book Dracula, to the movie "Van Helsing", to most of all of course the manga Hellsing. But if I could own Alucard then my life would be a heck of a lot easier I mean, he would have saved me all the times that people beaten me up and all the times I've gotten in trouble for fighting. Then again he probably wouldn't listen to me unless I, through some strange twist of events became his master then the world wouldn't stand a chance against him or me because I am one pissy little missy.
Integra was sitting at her desk reading her regular incoming messages from members of Hellsing informing her of the ongoing activities of what goes bump in the night a.k.a. vampires and Nazis. When suddenly Walter, her trusty butler and confidant, came in with a pissed off look on his face and it looked as if he had something important to say; but he didn't have the time to say it since the governors walked into her office. The eight men ranged in height and appearance but all sported a serious look and a pinstripe business suit. One by one they took a seat around the conference table in her office and Integra didn't know the meaning of this. After a few minutes one of the governors stood up and said, "Integra, I don't know how to say this but we have all reached a decision," after hearing this Integra blanked out since it sounded as if they were going to fire her as director of Hellsing; but the man continued with, "and we all agreed that if you were to go on working on the field when Hellsing is doing a mission involving Vampires. That it would be for the best if you settled down, got married, and produce an heir or an heiress to the seat of director of Hellsing; but don't worry we made a file of worthy bachelors that you will not kill or beat the living shit out of but of course we cannot guarantee that." Shortly after he said that he passed her a package and left her in a shocked state.
"Well Master, what are you going to do? Are you going to get married just because they say so or are you going to fight against this," said Alucard who materialized right in front of her. Quite frankly she was still shocked but since she always did what was best for Hellsing, and since that was probably for the best she decided to play along with it even though she really didn't like the idea of it.
"Alucard, I don't want to but I have to," said Integra as strong willed as she possibly can but what she really wanted to do was either go to the shooting range or cry her eyes out. But she couldn't keep the tears any longer so she cried and said, "Alucard, I think you're the only one for me, I mean did I just say that out loud."
"Well you did and I heard it too," said Walter, "I don't like the governors' idea either. But the idea of you and Alucard together would leave me scarred because the two of you are bitchy assholes and if you had a kid together then the world would have something else to fear in this world other then Vampires or Nazis."
Alucard just stared at Integra and said, "If someone told me that you would fall for me, when we first met I would've probably laugh at them and then shoot them. But I don't like this dating thing one bit because I don't think there is a man out there that is good enough for you. So why not make the governors wish that they never suggested this in the first place." So Integra, Walter, and Alucard started their plan to make the governors suffer and send each and everyone of those bachelors home crying.
Author's notes
I hope you find this interesting enough to post comments. Plus I need suggestions on how Integra, Walter, and Alucard can scare or freak out a guy enough to stay away from women for good; I have ten so far but I need more.