Disclaimer: I do not own anything of the Hellsing anime or the movie or the book but I wish I did but that will not happen. But then again everyone said Kerry was going to win the election but he did not (DAMN THAT PRESIDENT BUSH!). So hell, I might have a chance of somehow buying the copyright from Kouta Hirano and then I would own Hellsing.

Integra was lying in her four-poster bed with the curtains drawn shut. She had a pounding headache and she could not really remember what happened to her yesterday. She tried to remember for a few minutes after she woke and then all of her memory came back to her like a lost child to his or her parent. She remembered that the governors came to her office and told her that she needed to marry and provide an heir to the seat to the director of Hellsing; but she blanked out after that. Then she looked down to the foot of her bed at which Walter and a strange looking teenage girl was standing. The strange girl looked like a mix of Asian and European ethnicity; she had black hair with a variation of navy blue and burgundy highlights, she wore a pair of emo glasses around her green eyes that were similar to Walter's eyes. She was short and a bit heavier than most girls of her age group were; yet what made her truly peculiar was the fact that she looked ready to receive a scolding.

"Walter, why are you here and why do I have a headache? In addition, who is this girl? " said Integra. "Miss Integra, this is my grand daughter, Kylie, she came here to visit me about three days ago and she has been staying here ever since. Also you have been sleeping for two days with some kind of hangover," said Walter in a manner much like a morning greeting. "Also if you were wondering how you got that hangover; it has to do with Pip. You see you were crying very loudly and that was making everyone in the whole headquarters loose their sleep, so Pip asked me to do something about it. Therefore, I made you a pot of tea and someone must have slipped something into it because after two cups, you were acting a bit more relaxed and after the whole pot, you were a tad bit drunk. But I do suspect that you were not in your right mind from a little before the tea because you had a strange moment that was absolutely out of character for you." said Walter. "Walter, what do you mean 'out of character'?" said Integra. "Well Miss Integra, you cried and you cried a lot," said Walter, looking down to his feet. "Walter, you are not telling the whole truth," said Integra while giving Walter her infamous glare; that made Walter respond right away. "Okay Miss Integra, don't get angry when I say this, promise." However, he was interrupted by Kylie, "You confessed how you felt about Alucard in front of him and Walter. Also, everyone in the security room at the time was witness to it."

Even though it was a week after the incident, Integra was still a bit pissed-off at the fact that everyone now knew that she had a little more than a crush on Alucard. She was also angry with the governors since that all the men in the profiles they gave her were either pretty boys with no smarts, bigheaded man-whores, devout Catholics, wimpy guys from her school days, or even worst a combo of all of the above. However, there was only man who would be an exception to all of the above but he was a Yankee so what were the chances of them hooking up in a romantic manner anyways who would date a guy with a name like Carbon Blanks. Then to top it all off what pissed her off was the fact that she was probably going to marry on of them, unless of course she found her own man. Yet it was rather funny how all the plans for scaring off all the potential suitors, so far with the help of Walter, Kylie, Alucard, Pip, and Seras. She had five different base plans for the five different types of men she was coming across, but for each man she will add some personal strike of fear straight to the guys' heart. Yet the plans were good plans indeed what made her worried was the idea that there would be some men that would remain unfazed by the events that she planned out, but Kylie said that if that happened then Integra could always have some way to play out a bigger plan on the second date. In addition, another thing that seemed to bother her was the fact that Alucard seemed to be smiling and laughing a lot more and well it seemed to her that he was planning something dangerous.

Author's note: Sorry the update took a while and it is a bit hard to read and short. However, I am now being floggered with assignment after assignment in school and I have to deal with psych visits on top of that. Sorry I have not even started Integra on dating yet.