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"Hello Sir Hellsing, this is General Fernandez, from A-51-V, I heard that you are in need of help for troops," said the voice from the receiver of Integra's office phone. Integra was talking to this General Fernandez for the first time but she swore that the voice was familiar to her. Integra answered, "Yes we do but I think we are doing well with the group we hired for now." Of course, did not want any American soldiers to work with her army but lately willing soldiers are harder to come by, and Hellsing could use all the help they could get thanks to the rise in vampire activity. General Fernandez replied, "Very well they are coming today at 14:00 hours and I will be escorting them, and may I talk to whoever is in charge of the electronics in your house, please?" "Very well, you may talk to him," said to Integra as she beckoned Walter to the phone.
"Hello General Fernandez, what would you like?" said Walter, as he watched Integra leave her office to get ready for her date. "Walter is Integra out of earshot?" asked the general. "Yes, she is on her way to her room right now," said Walter. "Good, so did your granddaughter make it into the ranks of Hellsing." asked the general in a matter-of-fact voice. "Yes, your daughter did make it in as a soldier," said Walter. "That's good, and thanks dad for letting her stay with you after that attack on her and her friends, because right now the U.S. government is on our asses trying to find her; sadly this only proves how crappy our detectives are," said General on what was obviously a cell phone.
Meanwhile, Integra was reading the profile of Sean Mc Fadden, who fell under the category of devout Catholic, but along with that, he was young. He was eighteen years old and fresh out of an American high school; he was on the list because he was one of the governor's nephews. Integra looked at his picture, which showed him as good-looking, but at the same time obviously a metrosexual. His dislikes included monkeys (which Integra thought was weird), magicians (which she thought was even weirder), and Birthday cake (now it seemed like he had some bad experience at a birthday party which occurred in a zoo). He came from San Francisco, so maybe Kylie knew him; and at that moment, there was a knock on the door. "Hello, Sir Integra, I have some interesting news about your date tonight, of which we can easily terrorize this Sean with a bit of a flash from the past," said Kylie, with a smirk. "Okay go to the café across from Metropolitan Museum and Sean's obsessive- compulsive ex-boy...err I mean girlfriend will be there. After going there let him go get the coffees, while you will supposedly be in the bathroom and from there just watch the events disclose themselves and if all else fails, I can finish the job. I can finish the job rather easily ever since he came to my fifth birthday party at the zoo, where a magician accidentally made all the monkeys run loose, and they all went straight for Sean and his birthday cake. He ended up with some many scratches and stitches from that attack." she said the last part with a laugh. Integra took in the plan and the story with a smirk, which left her with one question, "How obsessed is this ex of his?" Kylie laughed "Oh Sean and all of his nuclear and a majority of his extended family have a restraining order on her, and her family all still think that Sean and Emily will marry."
Kylie left the room to get ready for the General's visit and as soon as she was out of ear range, Alucard came from the ceiling; "Integra, you never did answer my question?" Integra stared at him was ready to kick him out because he did come at an inconvenient moment, "Which question?" Alucard smiled at the Integra who still happened to be in her underwear, "You know the question of which I speak." Integra did know but she still did not want to tell him. "It's funny how you seem to have forgotten that I can read your mind and you know what question I am speaking of, so why don't you answer?" said Alucard as he took another step towards her while grinning his infamous grin. Meanwhile the security room was a field day for the female staff of the manor because it looked like, Integra and Alucard would finally "hook-up," and they were all squealing rather loudly much like a pack of rabid fan girls. Integra was wondering what Alucard was thinking and what his next move would be, of course, it was rather scary considering what Alucard could do, but she tried her best to not make it look obvious. "Alucard, what is that annoying sound?" said Integra, as she stepped away from a clearly disappointed Alucard. Alucard responded, "I believe it is coming from the air duct." Integra recognized the sound, "I haven't heard that many girls in one area squeal since I saw "Love Actually' with a bunch of over obsessed Harry Potter fangirls but where it is coming from I can only guess. Alucard go check the security room to see if they know anything about that sound," and with that, Alucard started walking towards the security room. With that Scott, Seras, and Pip, stood up and yelled in unison, "Get your asses out of here now!" and all of them ran for various closets and the under belly of many desks and tables. Alucard opened the door, "What do you three think your doing?" Scott answered this first, "Oh we were bored, and well um… um… RUN!" and with that, all of the staff came from their hiding places and they hauled ass as fast as they could out of the door.
The door rang just at the moment Integra finished dressing, Walter opened the door while Integra watched from the second floor. It was of all people, Integra's old governess, Mrs. Kimberly Fernandez; Integra thought it could be possible that General Fernandez and Mrs. Fernandez were married, so she walked down. "Hello Sir Integra, the team will be coming shortly because they decided to bring their own car," said Mrs. Fernandez. "Hello Mrs. Fernandez," said Integra. "Sir Integra it is not Mrs. Fernandez it is General Fernandez, back when I was your governess I was only a Lieutenant and anyways would Lt. Fernandez sound normal to you in a school setting it would have been awkward so I'm General Fernandez." Integra had one of those WTF moments but no one would know it by the look on her face.
Meanwhile in the security room, "Scott tell me what was going on and I might consider sparing your life," said a rather pissed-off Alucard. Scott replied with his best imitation of an angst filled prep, "What?" followed by the classic teenage response of the sigh-eye roll combo. He followed that act up with turning away from Alucard and in his perfect imitation of Napoleon Dynamite, he said, "Idiot, Gosh!" Alucard who was still pissed pulled out his gun, pointed it to the back of Scott's head, and said, "What did you call me?" Scott repeated his performance of "Idiot, Gosh!" and Alucard couldn't resist, he pulled the trigger. Scott staggered and fell to the ground dramatically, Alucard walked away a little bit happier. "Hey Idiot!" Alucard turned around to see a fully functioning Scott, "Hahaha You responded. You're an idiot." Alucard first thought "How can a boy be that immature?" and his second was "He's a regenerator!"
Integra was sitting in the common room with General Fernandez, when the door bell rang once again, and a few minutes later there standing in her common room stood what seemed to be a group of the most unlikely teenagers in one group that she has ever seen. One seemed to be a total prep while the rest had the rather regular garb of emos, punks, and non-conformists. "General Fernandez, shall we introduce ourselves?" asked a boy with black hair with red streaks. "No; you shall wait for your proper commander to come," responded the General, "and just my luck she just came down." The General was staring at Kylie, "so are you going to introduce your cadets, Katherine." Kylie looked at the five and smiled, "These are my cadets, they come from all over to protect the US citizens against all the impure souls of the living undead that try to defy our laws. I am Lt. Katherine "Kylie" Fernandez Donnellez from San Francisco and I am their leader." Integra was confused, "Why do you go by "Kylie" and are you related to General Fernandez?" Kylie looked at Integra like the answer was obvious, "Well, "Katherine" is overused and boring and der! we are related she is my mom after all isn't it obvious!" Integra looked at General Fernandez and then to Kylie, "No it isn't, please explain later."
The boy with black hair with red streaks stepped forward and salute Integra, the lieutenant, and general Fernandez, "I am Michael Montgomery; I am in charge of Technology and weaponry," with a voice that seemed to be well passed puberty. He wore a pair of black cargo pants, a black shit that said, "The Beatles" and a camouflaged photographer's vest but to top it off his neck was adorned with a silver cross. Michael looked confused and turned to boy on his left, the boy appeared to be sleeping, and Michael punched him on the shoulder. The boy was short with blond hair, he was wearing black from head to toe and had a messenger's pack across his back that said, "Deliverer of Peace." The boy jolted awake and said, "I am Ben Anderson; I am in charge of navigation and transportation. Anyways I am Scott's little brother," he said that with a rather childish voice that suggested he was rather young. "How old are you?" asked Integra, "Also Kylie, where is Scott after all remember the deal?" Ben piped up, "I am eleven years old but trust me I am capable, I was just sleepy because these guys made me do all the driving and flying," pointing at the rest while saying that last part. Kylie looked around then her eyes rested at the top of the stairs. "Hello Scott, nice to see you come at long last."
Scott was dangling over the rail because Alucard was grabbing him by the ankles. Scott was also trying to gnaw off his own leg ( I rather not write that down so use your imaginations) which of course looked disturbing; but Alucard did not care. "Mr. Alucard and Scott do I even want to know what you two are doing? But if it is what" said Kylie with a smirk on her face. Alucard replied, "This little puppy, is a regenerator and was caught in the security room with a few other employees doing some suspicious business." Integra looked at Alucard and asked, "What kind of business?" Scott who was still dangling upside down replied, "Well what do you expect? There are many hot chicks here and many security cams so why not use it to a perverted boy's advantage." Kylie punched the dangling Scott with such force that he was free at last from Placard's grip. Scott reformed on the ground. "I'm kidding, I was there because almost all of the house staff here have bets on who you are going to fall in love with first, and we are all doing it from the security room."
Integra looked at Scott in a irritated way and said, "What is the best odds?" Scott laughed and replied, "Promise you won't kill me when I say this," Integra nodded "yes" "Alucard with 85 chance of happening." Walter who was standing nearby whispered something into one of the staff's ears and the staff member gave him a bit of money. Integra didn't know what to be more angry about, her staff betting on her love life or the fact that a majority of them think Alucard and her would make a cute couple.
"I think we should go on with the introductions," said Kylie. With that two girls in matching outfits took a step forward, "I'm Aya. I'm Maka. And we're a bunch of bakas. This may come as a shock'ya. But we work for the ranks of A-51; the government let us hold a frikkin' gun. But they took it away after we shot a nun; and that's the end of our story hun'." Integra stared and shuddered because the two girls seemed to do everything in unison and well that was a bit creepy. "Well these two girls are Arian and Maria and well they are in charge of going into the front lines because well..," Kylie lowered her voice, "they are geniuses with an apparent loss of all sanity and they have an incredible known kill rate of 95, so they are worth keeping around." Aya and Maka said at the same time , "I heard that and we are not crazy; we just a little unwell." Integra thought, "well maybe it is their ability to annoy people that makes them such killing machines." A blond girl in a pink and white polo, stepped forward and said, "I am Felicity Maxwell. I am in charge of inter-organization relations between A-51 and Iscariot. We rarely get our way with them though because my brother is an idiot. He is a pretty boy virgin of an idiot. He is a fucking idiot that does not fuck. He is…" Felicity was cut off by Kylie, "We all know your brother is an idiot of many definitions. As a matter of fact he is so incompetent, that his organization will fall unless he gets help from one of the best European agencies and that is why we are here. We think that since a majority of Iscariot's main players would rather work for you, Integra, than dear old fart brain Enrico. You would be the best for the job to take over after Enrico "quits" but it will only be temporary, because you will just have to wait till the next in line for the Head of Iscariot is a priest; so that he can take over." Integra stared and said, "Why me?" General Fernandez smiled and replied, "You know when to attack and when not to attack. You let the vampires prove their innocence before you execute. You above all know your priorities. These are all things that are lacking in Enrico. Of course, even though I know I don't have to ask but I would like you to be quiet about this though."
Then the door bell rang again and Walter went to get it, it was Sean, he was wearing a Hugo Boss suit. With his appearance, Kylie pushed all of her cadets and the General into another room, while Integra went to the Common room. "So who's Sir Integral's hot date?" asked Michael with a smile. "Sean Mc Fadden, I believe you and Scott known him for quite some time," said Kylie with a raised eyebrow at the two oldest boys. "You mean Mr. Only-Male-Cheerleader-that-was-not-perverted," said Ben, "I knew him in STM." Kylie replied, "We all knew him from STM except for Maka, Aya, and Felicity, but maybe you knew him from tri-school musicals. He certainly did a lot of musical theater," she said the last part with a shudder. "Isn't Emily going to a university in London?" asked Michael, "Because if she is I have a brilliant idea!" Kylie smirked, "Oh she is and guess who is going to be in the wrong place at the wrong time."
Walter surveyed the physique of the nineteen year old, who was tall and well built with dark brown eyes and fair skin. "So I have some ground rules for dating Integra. Number one, you break her heart; I break off your fifth limb. Number two, NO sex, because between you two it may just be statutory in the state of your residence. Number three, um... Okay forget the rules how about this I will follow you around with a few of her troops and any actions that I deem offensive will get you killed. So watch your back and not her ass or any part of her body for that matter. Do you understand?" Walter said that with a lot of authority and Sean shuddered as if the room got a lot colder. Integra came in with Alucard once again in dog form. "Well hello Sean, so it seems like you have met my friend Walter. Walter, I hope you are being nice to him." Sean turned around to look at Walter who gave him a short peak at his microfilament wires, "Oh Sean and I have been having a blast," said Walter with a smirk. "But before I forget, Integra, shall we give him his lie detector test?" Integra nodded, indicating yes. Sean took a step closer to pet Alucard, "Oh I love dogs; this one is adorable and looks like the kind to be loyal and protects his master...OH FUCK!" Sean fell on his butt as Alucard tightly clamped his jaw on Sean's big hands. Sean almost kicked Alucard but restrained himself; but he started screaming like a little girl when he saw who was in the hallway. It was Kylie.
"Um Mr. Walter can I please be the one to set up and perform the polygraph test for Mr. Sean?" said Kylie with a smile. "Yes, yes you may Kylie," replied a surprised Walter. Kylie got up pushed Sean into the nearest armchair and applied all the detectors to the right places and started off with questions about him and the usual questions to the embaressing questions, "Sean, do you fear any particular zoo animals?" Sean answered, "That I believe you have the answer to, Shorty." Kylie got angry and screamed, "ONLY YES AND NO ANSWERS; BRITTIBEAR! Have you ever been engaged to another girl?" "Shorty once again you know the answer to that," said Sean as he quickly got up. Kylie got angry and kicked him in the crotch and Sean was down on the floor twice as fast as it took for him to get up, "Brittibear; I am not short and I swear I will give you even more hell then you can ever imagine if you say otherwise. Walter then gave him a pat down to see if there were any concealed weapons, and then slapped his ass, "This one is clean, he can go." Sean laid still on the floor as if he could not move. Alucard came up to Sean's inanimate body in his dog form, well he couldn't resist, and he took a piss on Sean's shoe.
Kylie came up, grabbed Sean by the back of his shirt, and pulled him up to his knees, "That is why no one calls me short any more." Sean finally got up, went to his car, and opened the door for Integra; while Walter, Kylie, General Fernandez, Pip, Seras, Alucard, and the Cadets crammed into two different cars. One was a black Chevy Suburban which Walter could only guess was the car that Cadets owned and the other was the regular Rolls Royce that Integra usually went around in. As Walter turned on the engine the R/C turned on with the voice of a young boy, "Mister Walter, this is Ben of A-51 we will follow your car to the location of the date, I hope you don't mind that.
Sean asked Integra where she wanted to go to and she said, "I would like to go to this little café I like that is across from the Metropolitan Museum. I rather like the tea there." Sean smiled and said, "Okay Sir Integra, if you wish." Soon after they were at the café and he opened the door for Integra. Yet as soon as they got in, a girl around the age of nineteen with fair skin and platinum blond hair and a fur coat popped up and with a look of a fanatic said, "Oh my dearest love, Brittibear has finally come back, isn't that right Bella," she said the last part to her toy poodle in her purse. Sean looked at her with a look of deep disturbance and disgust and soon pulled out a paper from a badge around his neck, "YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER ISSUED TO YOU IN February OF 1999 I AM ALLOWED TO TAKE DEADLY FORCE IF YOU COME CLOSER." He waived a piece of paper around and soon took out a stun gun afterwards. The girl took a step back and said "it has been six long years since I have seen my dear lover. Oh why won't you love me? Don't you love your Emily, Brittibear," yet as she came closer again Integra notice that there was something not human about this girl because as she came closer her face showed classic signs of vampirism. Integra pushed Sean to the side as she pulled out her Desert Eagle hand gun with silver bullets, but before she can even cock the gun. Emily was all over Sean, and it looked like the stun gun was taking no effect. Then suddenly a blinding light from two cars came, the Suburban stopped with in a few inches of the struggle between Emily and Sean and a hand came from the car and three rounds were fired in to Emily's head and torso. Soon after that a fine dust of what use to be Emily flew away in the wind. Sean had wet his pants, "Er um Integra I am sorry but I don't think I can ever see you again," with that he ran off. Felicity came out and said, "Ashes to Ashes, Dust from Dust. This what you are and what you shall remain," with her hand still wrapped around the gun. "I'm sorry about that but that was Emily Preston, new vampire, she was turned about a week ago and during that time there was a string of deaths to which she was responsible so we had to kill her before she became a problem here. Anyways, he wouldn't be that great of a date because he is a bit of a wimp."
Alucard came out from the Rolls Royce, "Master are you alright?" Integra looked at him and said, "Yes, after all it was only a minor vampire I could have taken care of it in a matter of seconds. I just didn't because I wanted to get Sean to scream, but I think it would have taken a few more seconds but that doesn't matter I think he is officially scared of me." Alucard was about to say something but was interrupted by Walter, "Integra, you don't mind spending the evening with Alucard, because I think Pip, Seras and I shall take the new recruits around London." With that Ben stepped on the gas leaving Integra, Alucard, and the Rolls Royce alone in front of a café full of startled customers. Integra looked at Alucard, "Do you want to go anywhere?" he asked her with a smile. "Let's just go to drive around," said Integra as she and Alucard got into the car.
Ben was at the wheel, "So Kylie, did you put the camera into the dashboard?" he asked with a smile. "I didn't Michael did. So do you think we will catch any action between Alucard and Integra?" Pip answered, "Of course, we will after all they think they are alone, and after all the moon and the stars are all out, so how could they resist." Walter then said, "I think tomorrow morning will be a good pay day for all of us who said that she will turn to Alucard only after her second date with a man from the list."
Integra eventually parked the car on the bank of the river Thames; after a few hours of driving and after picking up a bunch of junk food from a convenience store. "I haven't even thought of eating potato chips, ice cream, and chocolate in the same day since I was 14 and I had my first report to the Round Table due," said Integra with a smile. Alucard gave his infamous smile and said, "I think I remember why you haven't done that again till now," he followed that up with faking a bunch of facial ticks. "Alucard that is not at all funny," said Integra as they got out of the car and sat on a nearby bench, "I didn't know having that much sugar would have caused my body to break into tremors." Integra looked at Alucard who was slurping on a slurpie, "I thought you had white cherry slurpie," she said pointing at the obviously red slurpie. "Integra what do you think it is?" said Alucard, "Along with that, do you have an answer for my question from earlier." Integra stopped chewing on her Mars bar mid bite, "Yes, I have an answer. Yes, I have fallen in love. But that was a long time ago when I was 17, and he was my date to all my dances in secondary school." Alucard smirked, because after all it was him who went as her date for all of her dances, "Do you still love him?"
Integra looked at Alucard and said, "Yes, I still love him." Meanwhile in the security room, Seras and a majority of the female staff of Hellsing were cheering on Integra and Alucard, while the male population was paying Walter for his bet because he won. Yet Integra said something that stopped the celebrating, "But I can't be with you, Alucard. You know my duty will get in the way and you know what my mission is, I hope you understand." Alucard looked at her, "I was expecting that, but you know it is your decision. I can wait for a long time; after all, I have an eternity to live." A majority of the female staff had tears building up at Alucard's very OOC line, and Walter had a crestfallen look because all the men started to call back the bets from him. Integra left the food next to a sleeping homeless man and got into the car with Alucard. "Alucard, I'm sorry, I really am but you know I have to provide an heir or heiress in order for Hellsing Organization to go on." Alucard looked at Integra, "You do know you won't need an Heir or an Heiress if you became a vampire and it would take a few years for them to figure it out." Integra took out her Desert Eagle and signaled to Alucard to stay quiet, and she smashed a part of the dashboard and she shot of the hood ornament, "They were video cameras and microphones." Alucard and Integra shared a laugh, "So are you actually taking on my offer?" said Alucard. Integra smirked, "No, not yet, we will just have a little bit of fun tonight." Alucard had one of those strange wide-eyed moments, Integra noticed, "NO Alucard not that kind of fun, I mean let's just go and do something totally unexpected from the two of us." Alucard laughed, "But Integra that would be unexpected from the two of us." But Alucard stopped persisting, because Integra gave him the stare. "So where are we going Integra?" Integra smiled, "Tonight is a very beautiful night." Of course, now the headquaters was in a bit of a panic, because they had no idea what Integra or Alucard was planning, that was until they received a radio call from Integra, "Don't worry we won't do anything illegal." Yet that only made them a bit more nervous.
Author's note: Sorry it took so long because well I have had a lot of school work and a lot of college searching and permit receiving to do. Then after I finished the original chapter the disk on which it was stored was stolen. So I had to do it again. So once again sorry for the delay.