Disclaimer: I do not own anything...i can't even afford a piece of mint...
A/N: After when I post this up...I'm gonna put my new story up! Yay! (throws colourful paper) Then i might update my first story...Love Is A Hard Thing. Well lets just hope for the best, ne?
Warning: Let me see...Kikyo lovers don't read...let's just leave it at that...
Inuyasha: Jerry Springer Style
Chapter 2
Jerry Springer: Hello everyone and wel- (Gets beat up by Myouga)
Myouga: Well, erm...sorry for that...he wasn't supposed to be here you see...he should be in the bathroom tied up and getting beaten by my dear Shyouga...
Audience: We don't want to hear your life story you old fart! Just get on with the show for everyone's sake!
Myouga: Well that's certainly rude...haven't you ever heard of respecting your elders? For shame...Today's show will be 'Why does he go after her? I mean she's dead!' Please welcome Lady Kagome.
(Kagome walks out and does a little wave and sits)
Kagome: Oh hey Myouga what happened to Jerry-
Myouga: Nothing! Anyway...why are you here Lady Kagome?
Kagome: Well you already know Myouga...Whatever. Okay. I'm sick and tired of Inuyasha going after Kikyo every single time he see's, or senses her. Don't you see that she's a dead corpse! DEAD! D-E-A-D!
Myouga: ZzZz...
Kagome: (steam comes out of her ears) Myouga...
Myouga: Hm? Oh yeah..I'm the host now aren't I? Hehe... Let's bring Kikyo out now shall we?
(Kikyo walks out dresses like a slut and walks towards her seat...and trips over her high, high, HIGH heels.)
Myouga: Welcome Kikyo...my advice for you is to never, I mean NEVER where short skirts to this show...
Kikyo: Well I do wanna impress my Inu-Baby if I wanna win him over...(flips her hair)
Audience: Booo...! Get off the stage!
(Kikyo flashes)
Some Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My eyes! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (runs and crashes through the door)
Kagome: Kikyo you sick freak! Cover it up so you don't scare every single being on this planet will ya? If you wanna flash someone, do it somewhere where no one will see! Nasty! Anyways...Myouga? Where are you?
Myouga: . Help...? My eyes need surgery...Let's just bring out Master Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha walks out...and looks around)
Inuyasha: O.O Kikyo! What did you do!
Kikyo: Nothing Inu-Baby...That skank over there needs to keep out of our lives. She's just a dirty little whore who screws everyone...
Kagome: (huffs) Me a skank? Have you checked the mirror lately? Or are you too busy screwing everything you see? You're just like a door knob...everyone gets a turn!
Audience: Ooooh...
Kikyo: Why you stupid little bitch! (walks up to Kagome and 'tries' to hit her)
Kagome: What the...(pokes Kikyo's eyes)
Kikyo: AHHHHHH! My eyes! AHHHHHHH! I think I broke a nail! Hurry call 9-1-1-!
(Shippou walks out of nowhere)
Shippou: Oh for the love of -Would you shut up!- (walks up to Kikyo and kicks her shin) Take that ugly man-lady!
(Shippou walks away)
Kikyo: Owieeeee! See Inu-Baby? See what your friends put me through? (leans down to check her shin)
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Inuyasha: (snorts) Ahem...Kikyo...um...your...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kagome: Oh gawd...I think I'm gonna be sick...(saw Kikyo's thong...with Naraku patterns...)
(Miroku walks out and looks into the audience)
Miroku: Why hello there ladies. Care to bear my children? ...What is that horrible stench...? (turns around and sees Kikyo, ripped skirt and all...and faints)
Sango: Houshi-sama! Are you alright? (runs to Miroku) Kikyo! look what you did! ...Huh? Where'd she go?
(can hear running 'water' in the corner...) (everyone turns to see Kikyo squatting in the corner...)
Inuyasha: Kikyo...what in the seven hells are you doing! It reeks over there!
Kikyo: What do you think I'm doing? I'm relieving my bladder.
Everyone: O.O
Kagome: That's what the toilets are for! Duh! You don't go to the corners and...and...Do your business there!
Kikyo: But, these 'toilets' scare me! After when you're done, the water goes down then it comes up again! In the process it makes a loud noise!
Inuyasha: Kikyo, Oh my...Just go to the washroom! Gah!
(Kikyo runs and lunges at Inuyasha and latches onto his arm)
Kikyo: You wanna come with me, Inu-Baby...?
Inuyasha: Kikyo let my freakin arm go! We're over! Damn you stink like a rotting demon in the pits of hell.
Kikyo: But..but...Inu-Baby...
Inuyasha: Stop calling me Inu-Baby! We're through!
(Inuyasha walks back stage)
Kagome: Maybe that's why you should use the bathroom...(sigh)
Everyone: (nods and follows Kagome backstage)
Kikyo: Where is everyone going! You can't leave me here! I...I have a broken nail!
(lights turn off)
Kikyo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs around and ran into a brick wall) .
Myouga: Eh...? Where did everyone go? Am..I Alone with Kikyo...? HELP!
End chapter
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