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AN: Yay! Me update! This is when they finally get into the plane and into some country to start the movie. Yeah!
Chapter Five
Over the river
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Kagome was in a SUV limo with… only Inuyasha. Since they were the only two that were acting they had to be in the same one. Everyone else was a producer, director, or a roadie and rode in another limo of their selves.
Inuyasha sighed resting his elbow on the armrest of the door. He fiddled with the button as he felt some a pair of blue eyes staring at him.
"What are you looking at?" He sneered.
"At you," Kagome replied.
"Why?"
"Just am."
"Well, then don't,"
"Oh, like who's going to stop me?"
"Just stop looking at me! It feels weird."
Kagome shrugged and looked over out the window.
"Why? Was there something on my face?"
Kagome looked over at him as he was still looking out through the shaded window.
"I thought that you were going mental and felt sorry for the car door." Kagome put a small smile.
Inuyasha huffed, "Feh… Whatever…"
The limo started to slow down. And then stopped.
"It seems that we caught traffic." Inuyasha and Kagome heard the intercom say. "So, it'll be a while. Until the traffic moves, we'll have to catch a different plane."
"That sounded awfully a lot like Kit," Kagome whispered.
"It is Kit." The speakers told her.
"Huh?"
"This is the intercom, Kagome. Like a walkie talkie, you know?"
"Yeah, I guess so…"
"Okay, well I'll see you two later. Out and about!"
Click!
"Great…" Inuyasha sighed frustrated.
"What do you mean 'great'?" Kagome asked. "This is torture…"
"What? You complaining that your boyfriend isn't here?"
"Boyfriend?"
"Hojo?"
"Hojo isn't my boyfriend. He's my friend."
"Right, right…"
Before Kagome could've said anything, the limo started to move but in a really slow pace. Five mph.
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Tokinashi, Dondi, Kikyo, and Kit were in a same limo. Kikyo painting her nails, Dondi having her glasses on and reading a book, Tokinashi spacing out, and Kit calling other limos.
"Okay, just got off with Kagome and Inuyasha and they-" Kit was interrupted.
"You think it's safe to put those two together?" Kikyo said with her eyes closed when she was done with her nails. "I mean, come on… They were at each other's neck the other day."
"Oh, but what do you mean?" Tokinashi asked. "I haven't seen one incident between those two."
"Well, I have and it wasn't all that great."
"Oh?" Dondi said having her glasses at the tip of her nose. "Pleaze tell?"
"Kagome was walking in the second hall and as I was getting out of my room, I stopped midair at the door way with the door cracked open as small as a pencil, listening."
"Zvere you sfpying, Kikyo?"
"No, I was just going to walk out until I heard Inuyasha say, 'What are you doing here?!'"
"And vhat else zid he say?"
"He said just to get out of here and Kagome snapped back at him."
"Were their any fighting involved?" Tokinashi asked.
"No… But it looked like a dog and cat fight."
"Come on… We all know that Inuyasha maybe some kind of 'lunatic' but hey I know he wouldn't lay a hand on a fly unless he was up to defend himself or other's who can't."
"Thrue…" Dondi said going back to her reading.
Kikyo crossed her arms and suddenly realized that her nails are still wet, "Damnit!"
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One Hour Later…"Okay… What color am I thinking?" Kagome said out of the blue.
"What?" Inuyasha looked at her and sat a little straight to see her.
"I said, 'what color am I thinking of?'"
"What the hell's wrong with you? I ain't playing some childish game."
"Hey, it'll keep us from boredom! And this really awkward silence is really awkward!"
"No!"
Kagome frustrated sighed.
That awkward silence that Kagome was talking about intruded. Kagome rolled her eyes. 'Great, stuck with him…He's soo boring! And to think he would actually keep us from dying… But no… He has to be a butt humper.'
"Blue…" Inuyasha said but in a whisper.
"What?" Kagome raised an eyebrow.
"Blue, I think that color that you're thinking is blue."
"Um… Riiight…" Kagome said slowly. "No, it was yellow."
"Eh, close enough… Do another."
"Um… Number scale one to ten."
"7 and a half."
"Wow, you're good."
Inuyasha smiled.
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In the airport"Geez, I thought we'd never make it!" Kikyo stretched as soon as she put down her duff bag.
Inuyasha was holding onto his jacket while his other hand was still holding a coke and took a sip out of it.
"How long are we ganna stand here?" Inuyasha asked complaining.
Before anyone could answer it Kit came in with a couple envelopes and papers. She had on a scarf, a flowered hat, and huge sunglasses.
"Inuyasha! Put on your hat!" Tokinashi saw him take it off and smoothed down his hair.
"Hey! I can do whatever I want!" Inuyasha placed the NY navy blue cap on sideways.
"Your ears! The paparazzi will notice them and soon a whole flock of cows will run to us!"
Kagome noticed that everyone was under in a disguised. If she were just walking she wouldn't of recognized them and past right by them.
Kikyo wasn't wearing her skirts that where above her knees but wore flared jeans, a v-t shirt, and red etnies. Kit looked like a mom; a flowered button up shirt and to go along with it was her flowered hat. And Inuyasha, he wasn't wearing that shirt or black jeans in the limo. What he wore in the limo was his business jacket over his quicksilver T and his dark denim jeans.
Dondi too. She was wearing a dress that went down to her ankles and these huge bracelets, probably made out of wood. Her hoop earrings were now small diamond ones.
Tokinashi, Hojo, three unknown servants, and Kagome were the only ones that looked like what they usually dressed.
The biggest thing that Kagome noticed was that all the people who dressed the way they usually don't is wearing huge sunglasses, and hats, caps, etc.
"What's with all the different clothes, you guys?" Kagome asked quietly.
"We're just hiding until our plane arrives… Which should be in 40 minutes since we were late for a current one." Kit said. She handed out pieces of paper that were folded hotdog style. "These are your guys' tickets. Go ahead and explore while we wait."
Kagome took her ticket and walked away to find the nearest bathroom.
"Excuse me?" Kagome tapped on a clerk's shoulder.
"Yes, ma'am?" He stood up holding a box.
"Um… Do you know where the nearest bathroom is?"
"Why, yes. Go out there and turn left of the next gift shop."
"Okay, thanks."
"Glad to help you miss."
Kagome walked out and followed the directions. As she was going to pass by the next gift shop she saw Inuyasha browsing through the postcards with his business suit jacket over his left shoulder with his left hand holding it for support.
She rolled her eyes and walked past by him.
"Where're you going?" A snitching voice called out to her. Inuyasha.
"I'm going to use the bathroom. Do you want to come?"
"No."
Kagome stared at him because he looked like he was going to say more.
"What? Why do you always look at me?"
"Is that all you're going to say? No?"
"Yeah, now leave."
Kagome growled inside herself mumbling how dogs shouldn't be in an airport.
As she got out of the bathroom she noticed a whole flock of women screaming. Each and every one of them jumping over, screaming, kicking, pulling hairs, and etc!
Kagome sighed and slouched. "Inuyasha…"
Then she heard a voice called out to her. Maybe not her name but no one else calls her-
"Abattoir!" Inuyasha didn't sound too scared but called out to her like he was going to say hi.
Kagome squeezed herself into the tight group and manage to be faced to face with Inuyasha.
"You took off your hat didn't you!" Kagome tried to yell over the other girls' screaming.
"I was just trying to fix my hair!" Inuyasha replied signing papers and pictures of him, napkins, arms, and legs, anything that was handed to him.
"Your HAIR can WAIT when you get into the PLANE, INUYASHA!!" Kagome screamed at the top of her lungs as the whole airport went quiet.
Big mistake…
News reporters, more flashes of cameras, and recording cameras were coming closer.
"Could ya speak ANY louder?!" Inuyasha asked.
"Argh! Come on!" Kagome grabbed onto Inuyasha's wrist and pulled him out of the crowd.
She ran down the center of the airport hallway.
"Geez, Inuyasha! And it's only been ten minutes!" Kagome said panting.
"You run slow!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Hey!"
Kagome yelped as Inuyasha backed and picked her up bridal style.
"What are you doing?!"
"Running… What does it look like?"
"No! Put me down!"
"No! You'll slow us down!"
"They're looking for you! Not me!"
"I don't care! I'm taking you to Hell with me no matter what the chances are!"
"Well, gee, thanks!"
Inuyasha stopped at a corner. He looked left, right, then left again and took off.
There was no one following but Inuyasha stopped and opened a door and brought himself and Kagome inside.
He shut it and found some heavy boxes to block the doorway.
"I'm calling Kit to let her know we're okay…" Kagome dialed. After a few rings. "Hello… Kit? Yeah… Me and Inuyasha were in chaos… Oh you heard… Yeah… Maybe I shouldn't have said his name loud… E-heh… My bad… We're in some kind of storage… Um… No Inuyasha is just… Yeah… We'll stay here… kay… bye…"
"So, what did she say?" Inuyasha asked.
"She said to stay here until our flight has arrived… At least it'll only be twenty minutes!" Kagome said happily.
"Yeah… Whatever…" Inuyasha sat a few feet away from her keeping a distance.
Kagome sighed. "I have a feeling it's going to go by slow, though…"
Inuyasha manage to find a light switch.
"Hey, what are-" Kagome gasped as Inuyasha covered her mouth.
"Shhh…" He hissed in her ear. "I have a feeling that we're not just being followed by fans…"
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[AN: Yeah… There we go! A chapter done! Yay! Next chapter I'm for sure will be when they start to get ready and if not then maybe on the later chapters! Lol. This is going different the way I've planned it, though. But I'll do this strongly as I can.]