AN: Hmm, wow! I updated less than a month! I'm so proud of myself! (Smiles) Man, I miss the old way on how we download a new document for fanfics (dot) net… Why did they have to change it?? Am I like the only one complaining about this?? It doesn't give enough things… Like those stars (shift plus 8)… And those happy smileys! Lol. I'll just shut up so you can go one and read… Lol. Omg, I was reading one of the earlier chapters to this fic, and read this part where Inuyasha dissed Kagome and I felt like I was dissing myself! Lol. Well, anyways… That's all I have to say to ya'll! Well, enjoy! (I'm glad some of you guys think that this story is funny, too! Thanks! I appreciate that a lot! Makes me happy.)

Oh! Here's the site that has the piccie of Inuyasha and Kagome! Please review it, too? (Just take off the spaces…)
www . mediaminer . org / fanart / view. Php / 166737

"One, two step!" – by Ciara Ft. Missy Elliot & "I feel (Loved again)" – DJ Shrak

Defiant Enchantress
Chapter Nine
Zebra Club 2 / One, two step!

Ladies and gentlemen!
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Missy, the princess is here… CIARA!

"Aww… I love this song!" Kagome clapped as she entered the club with Inuyasha. Her face was genuine and glorious as her body skipped beats to her high valued song. As a matter of fact, she hasn't heard this kind of music in a long time since her radio in her bedroom back home was destroyed by the invasion of soda, that her little brother Sota poured all over. She smiled and snapped a few times even though her snapping wasn't in tempo to the music.

Inuyasha on the other hand, just stood there. He was in his usual position, which anyone can point out and knew that it was Inuyasha, if he was just a shadow standing there. His hands in pockets and looking annoyed as if the world wasn't doing him a favor at all. But he didn't mind that he had the most chaotic person next to him and dancing to her favorite, a little weird but what can expect from her? Nothing. Just typical Kagome: in a typical club. Man, did he wish he wasn't here though. Nothing ever exciting happens here.

Maybe a few things, but it isn't something to brag about to everyone. Like, drinking your ass off and get a huge hung over, or bringing home a girl that you don't even know… Eh, that was Miroku. He wasn't like Miroku. Girls for Inuyasha are nothing but expensive dolls. Always get everything what they want and not really meaning their 'thank you's. Kikyo… That retard. Biggest mistake was right there. He stopped thinking and let Kagome on her own, knowing that she can take care of herself if some guy approaches her. Like when she takes care of herself when Inuyasha comes in presence. He looked over at her as she was still dancing.

He can't believe he's thinking about this but… 'She's cute when she dances… Totally different than everyone else…' He was right. All the girls in the club were dancing very exotically, like Victoria's secret was unleashed. Some girls were practically making out. He saw that one guy was all over this girl who only was shorter than his shoulders. The girl looked like she was about to get eaten by the overly grown ape.

--Crank the party up.
We about to get it on.
Let me see you 1, 2 step.
I love it when you 1, 2 step.
Everybody 1, 2 step.
We about to get it on…

Kagome wasn't dancing like any one of these people. It's like Barney meets Happy Bunny, only that the Happy Bunny isn't too happy to see him. Aw, boy he could see it now… Happy Bunny throwing grenades at the kiddy carrel Barney! Inuyasha realized that he had a small grin on his face and shook his face to wash it off. It was his knowledge that he didn't want any one to see him that he was having a good time just standing there. He paused as he saw Kagome stopped dancing and was looking for a certain person.

To his dismay, she was looking for him. She thought she had him by her side but he was off near the bar. He was staring at her as if she was going crazy. He looked side to side when she started to wave her hands ushering him to go to her. He pointed to himself and mouthed 'Me?' He couldn't hear it but she laughed and nodded. He shrugged and went through the crowds of people.

"What now?" he asked nearly yelling over the blaring music.

"What are you doing?! Why aren't you dancing?" She tilted her head in a way that caught his attention. The way she tilted it was really different than she usually tilts it. He was thinking maybe it was her face expression. She looked like she wanted something. Like a kid wanting that new game but the mother refuses.

"Because I don't want to?" he asked rather than stated.

"Well, you're no fun!"

"Did I ask to be fun? I don't think so."

"Well, then what? You're just going to stand there and be boring?"

"What's it to you? We're only here just so we can be 'friends' with each other." He quoted with his two first fingers.

"Are we?"

Inuyasha didn't say anything but looked side to side very slowly trying to search for an answer that would make her shut up. Maybe he should say this, "Yes, now can we leave?" which he really did say to her. Kagome looked around to see if something's going to happen any minute. She knew that nothing was so she nodded. The song that she was dancing to earlier have ended and Kagome pouted. Some techno song started up and all the lights dimmed.

Inuyasha and Kagome both realized that the song was a slow song. The DJ couldn't make it any more obvious, "All right… Here's a slow tune for all the love ones out there…"

Kagome smiled and looked over at Inuyasha. Inuyasha knew what she was plotting and didn't want to do what she was asking so all he said was nice and simple, "No."

"Please, please! Just once! Dancing this slow song with you is only once in a lifetime! I know that you and I aren't the best of friends, but hey, we tell this to Kit and I'm bound that we'll be ever kicked out of the movie!"

Inuyasha was going to say no again but was too late. She had all ready had her arms around his neck. He felt really uncomfortable. He's never slowed dance with any one before. It was like he all ready had his first kiss. But some people knew that he didn't have his first kiss yet. He doubts Kagome knows that… She thinks that he's some guy who lays a girl every once a week. But this might come to a surprise but a first kiss is something that he doesn't want to lose unless it's with someone he really can trust it with. But little did he know that there's a kissing scene in the movie…

I feel… Loved again…
-piano and mixtures of techno beats enters here-
I feel… Loved again…

"Relax…" he heard Kagome whisper in his dog-ears. You're a little stiff… Are you cold or something?"

"No, it's standing with you makes me feel stiff…" He said.

"You're not making it any easier here for the both of us…"

"Who said I was trying to? I'd rather knit and poke my eyes out than be in this crappy place…" He looked down at Kagome eye level and for some reason… wish he could've taken back all those words he just threw out of his flapping mouth. "I'll have you know that I was talking about this place. Not you…"

"I know…" she torn her eyes away from his face and looked down at their feet. He's a cocky bastard no matter what… She thought with a small smile. Nothing can change him… She looked back up at him and missed what he said. "What?"

He sighed, "I said, 'Let's ditch this place'. We're not a loud to be back at the hotels until eleven and it's…" he whipped out his silver and expensive watch, "only eight 'o five…" His face had the geez-only-an-hour-passed look. "Once were done having our fun we'll return here, call Homo, and before you know it; we're back in our little beds. Sounds good?"

The song ended, Kagome thought about it for a little while. She wasn't the type to ditch things if she were on a mission. And by far as we know it, this was a mission: A mission between two people to get along and live a happy ending, but if Inuyasha wants to ruin it by a small, little scheme, who knows what will happen to both of their heads. Her thoughts were interrupted by an annoying voice.

"I'll be right back… Nature calls!" Inuyasha walked off leaving Kagome un-guard without his presence. Without knowing anyone here, Kagome felt as if she was a lost puppy who was in need of loving and care from its mother. Oh, gosh… Why was she thinking like that?

But Kagome was just acting a little hyper tonight, "Ooo… He's cute!" she walked over to some random guy and introduced herself… She wouldn't call it flirting… Just meeting his acquaintance!

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"All right… Let's get in!" –screech-

"Right! I'll meet you at the entrance!" –screech-

"Reject! How else would we get in? Through the window??" –screech-

"I thought the club doesn't have windows…" –screech-

"You're a complete idiot…" –screech- "Oh! There you are I see you!"

"Really? Where?" –screech-

"Turn around, bozo…" the girl with the long hair turned to face the little boy. The little boy laughed in surprise.

"I knew that!" the boy shyly grinned. They lined up into the never-ending line. The girl with the long hair sighed in annoyance, yanked the small boy's arm and cut through some people. No one seemed to bother when the two were only a few people away from the entrance. The girl with long hair had it in a high ponytail. Her face looked like she didn't need make up at all. She wore a dark outfit that fitted her every curve. Her earpiece was as visible as hiding a pimple under a lot of cosmetics.

The boy was shorter than her. Probably up to her shoulders. His hair was white as ever. Close enough to look like Inuyasha's younger sibling. But his eyes were radiant blue that one in a millions of people only owned the color of his eyes. He was also a well, fitted boy. His shirt almost matched like Inuyasha's, except his shirt color was red. He wore black shorts and shoes that weren't even out in stores yet.

"Once were in… Look for those two. You tell me when you find Inuyasha and Kagome and we'll do our jobs. I'll take Kagome and you take Inuyasha… Got it?" the tall girl asked.

"Got it!"

They were in the club only to find Inuyasha and Kagome in each other's arms to slow techno music. They separated from each other so that one of them was on Inuyasha's side and that the other was on Kagome's side. They waited for the song to end and take in their parts. They watched Inuyasha lean in Kagome's ear as Kagome nodded and when he departed, their plans were mixed up.

"Hey… I thought I was suppose to get Inuyasha?" –screech-

"Oh well… Doesn't matter if we switched. We'll just do the opposite… I'll take your part and you take mine. It shouldn't be that hard… Crap! He's coming! Talk to me later!" –Screech-

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Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at a girl who was probably his age standing right in front of him. He wasn't sure if she was staring directly at him, or should he move aside so he could get through to go and use the bathroom? "Excuse me miss…" He took one step to his right, as she took one step to her left. He felt annoyed and angry when she did that. Does she want something? If so, what does she want? Obviously she isn't going to get it…

"What the hell do you want? If you're a reporter… Screw that shit. I am in not mood of answering questions right now… So, if you'll excuse I want to pee." There. That went really well. Just tell a stranger what you want to do in your life. It would make the world so much happy. She didn't budge though.

"You're Inuyasha, right?" the girl was asking for trouble. And Inuyasha just might give it to her…

"No shit. Now move…" He pushed her aside but she still butted right in front of him.

"Aren't you cranky…"

"Because I hate the smell of skanks…"

"So, was that your little girlfriend you were dancing over there?" She pointed to Kagome, who was standing in the middle of the room. Kagome looked kind of happy when she spotted someone in the crowd. She walked up to a boy who was a bit smaller than her, maybe eye level, and started to laugh. The boy gave her a small hug. Inuyasha's insides some how twisted without help. Where was this stranger heading?

"No, as a matter of fact she isn't… Mind telling me what you want? So, that way I can shut you off and leave?"

"Oh, so she's single…? Mind if I introduce her to a friend of mine? I'm sure she would be delighted to meet him… Unless she has all ready met him…" She murmured but Inuyasha caught it.

"I don't know who the hell you are but you don't just come in here to tell me that you want to introduce Kagome to some fag!" Inuyasha felt like punching this chick in the face. "Who are you anyways?"

"That's none of your business…"

Inuyasha's anger was reaching its boiling point. What is this girl asking for? Ass kicking? Inuyasha wouldn't give a second thought and just do it if that's what she wants. No one can get him mad and live to tell, except Kagome! Oh God, no… I did not just thought of that… He inhaled a deep breathe. What is wrong with me…? I need to relax… He could hear her voice ring into his ears, "Just relax…" His muscles were at ease but nature was really starting to call him.

He shoved the girl out of his way and made it to the men's room. Whoever that girl was, he knew only one thing… She was a threat.

But he couldn't help it but feel like he should've went to Kagome first…

A/N: Okay! Sorry if this was a funk-tified chapter... Just a little stallment before the real deal comes up... At least!! I updated!! Proud, yeah?? Lol. Until next time, see ya later!