The next morning Hermione woke up to something heavy on her entire body. She looked across the couch to see Draco laying over her. Hermione jumped off the couch immediately.

"What are you doing!"

Draco quickly woke up. "What?"

"Why are you sleeping on me!"

"I was not sleeping on you! I was simply….. Um, well I shouldn't have to tell you what I am doing!"

"Sure, just get away from me." Hermione left the room and headed toward the bathroom. "And don't come in here!" Then she slammed her door.

Draco just smiled. I love to torture her. Draco then got up and went to his room. Hermione finished her shower and quickly changed. She didn't want another incident. When she got done she left the bathroom with Draco waiting right outside the door.

"What are you doing?"

"Waiting for the shower you, what else would I be doing?"

"Oh, ok, well there it is."

Hermione then left to go to her room. Draco then went in the bathroom and locked the door. He went over to the shower and turned it on. Then he went over to the sink. He saw a blue and pink container with some clear goop in it. He picked it up and looked at the label.

'Magical Smart Goop, Makes you want to be smart!'

Granger what is your deal? Well I'm bored, it wouldn't hurt to try. So, he opened it up and put it through his hair. The smell was terrible. So he quickly stripped his clothes off and got in the shower. As he was washing his hair with his vanilla shampoo (yes they use the same kind.), he began to get tired from the heat from the shower and fell asleep.

Bang, Bang, Bang! Open the bloody door!

"I am coming Granger, you don't have to yell!"

"What is he talking about, I didn't say a thing." She said to herself.

He turned the shower off and got dried up. Then he opened the door.

"What took you so long? You have been in there for an hour!"

"I just fell asleep."

Hermione just looked at him weird. Then went past him 'Well you idiot, you missed breakfast, and Pansy making a scene.'

"You can't call me an idiot!"

"What are you talking about?" She said turning around. "I didn't say a word."

"Yes, yes you did! You called me an idiot." 'He really is going crazy' "See! Now you are calling me crazy!"

"I didn't say anything. I think you should go lie down."

"Yeah….. Yeah, I think I will do that."

So Draco quickly walked to his room. He lied on his bed and closed his eyes. Knock, Knock.

"Come in."

"Should I tell the teachers you are sick?" 'Yeah, like you are'

"Stop Insulting Me!"

"Yeah, I am going to tell them you are sick."

Hermione then shut the door and went down the stairs. What is his problem? Hermione headed to her first class. Harry and Ron were in her first class. When she got there, she saw them.

"Harry, Ron. Hey!"

"Hey Hermione," they said back to her. "What have you been up to, you kind of disappeared after breakfast?"

"Oh, well Draco didn't show up, so I went to make sure he wasn't doing something destructive to the place. He was in the shower. For an hour! Then he started acting all crazy. So I told him to stay in his room for the day."

"And he did! He really must be sick."

"Yeah, I know."

As they finished, Snape walked in. "Everyone take their seats." After class was finished, they went to there next class. Then, after that class they went to lunch. Draco had come. Yay! Drakie Poo is here! Pansy thought.

"Drakie! You're here!"

"Don't call me Drakie Poo!" Draco snapped.

"I didn't. I only called you Drakie."

"Oh……..OH! Pansy, think of something."

"Um, ok…." Oh, Draco is so hot. Stupid Granger gets to live with him.

"Wow. Um….um I have to go."

"But Drakie! You didn't eat!"

Draco quickly got up. As he was leaving, he couldn't help but look at Hermione. Why is he looking at me? He just smiled. You'll know soon enough. He thought to himself.

Hermione continued to stare at Draco as he left. Why was he starring at her? It bugged her.

"Hermione?" Ron nudged her. "Hello? What are you starring at?"

"Oh nothing Ron, nothing."

After lunch, Hermione headed for her common room, she had a 45 min break, so she went to the common room. When she got there, she saw Draco lying on the couch. What is wrong with him? Is he sick again?

"No, actually. I am fine, just fine."

"I didn't say anything."

"You don't have to." He smirked.

"What do you mean?"

"Oh, nothing."

"Are you going to classes?"

"Oh, yeah. I might be late."

"Alright." Whatever.

"Don't whatever me."

Hermione just started walking; she didn't know what was going on. He had never in 7 years acted like this. He was always rude and always cocky, but never spoke in riddles. After classes that day, Hermione came back to the common room. She was going to get to the bottom of this. Draco was drunk or something. And how did he know what she was thinking. Well before Hermione got back. Draco went to the bathroom to see if anything could explain what was going on. He looked on the counter and saw the goop. He picked it up and read the back of the label.

'WARNING: Only the female gender is eligible to use this material. If used other wise, side affects may occur. Side affects could last from a month or more. '

Well, that could explain some things. When Hermione finally got there, she went to find Draco.

Draco! Where are you?

"What are you talking about?"

"What am I-? You know what I am talking about! How do you know what I am thinking?"

"I don't really know."

Draco walked over to her. What is he doing! Back off! She stepped back slowly.

"So really do not like me do you?"

"No, I don't like you. Your point is?"

"Well seeing as how I can read people's minds. I was hoping you would think what you really feel. I guess you can still shelter what you think."

"You flatter yourself. Now, what you here in my head is what I am actually thinking."

"Ouch, Granger that hurt."

"I am sure it did. Now I am going to bed." I hope he keeps away from me. Oh shit! I mean CRAP! Go away DRACO! Draco just looked at her and laughed. And Hermione ran angrily to her room. It was 9 o'clock, so Draco decided to get a head start on patrolling.

"Hermione, I am going patrolling early!" He yelled to her.

"Oh NO your not!" She yelled back. She bolted down the steps faster than lightning.

"The night I let you patrol on you own will be the night Gryffindor looses all its points." He's such a cheater.

"I am not a cheater! I just take away points for bad behavior."

"Sure you do."

So they both left and began there way through the halls. It was to early to check the common rooms. People still had an hour before they had to go to their rooms. As they were walking Hermione started to think, forgetting that Draco could hear everything she thought. I wonder what Ron, Harry, and Ginny are up to. I haven't seen Ron since potions. I still feel bad. I can't believe Malfoy made out with me……… wait. She looked at Draco who was trying to contain his laughter. But when Hermione looked at him, he burst out laughing.

"You know what! You are so rude!" Hermione bursted out, "I mean, this is my mind!"

"Yeah, it's a sitcom waiting to happen! All you think about is Potter, Weasel, and Weaselet."

"Well if you don't like it then stay out of my mind!"

"I can't help it! It just happens."

The rest of the time they walked in silence. Until it was time to search common rooms, Slytherin first. When they entered, of course Pansy and Blaise were out there chatting away. Oh, what is mudblood slut doing here!

"Drakie!" Pansy jumped up and jumped into Draco's arms. He just looked at her and dropped her there.

"Ow! Drakie! Why did you drop me?"

She is such an air headed slut! Hermione thought. Draco looked at her and nodded. Hermione smiled to herself.

"I dropped you, because, your getting to fat." Actually, he was lying. She was as skinny as you can be without being anorexic. He just wanted to make fun of her.

"What! I have been dieting for months! This can't be happening!" She then rushed off to go look in a mirror.

"Hello Blaise. What are you doing out of your room?" Draco asked.

"Oh, not much. Just sitting and talking."

"Well that is going to get 10 points off of Slytherin for just sitting out here after curfew." Hermione butted in.

"Yeah Hermione, thanks. I'll see you later mate." Blaise then left.

As Hermione and Draco were leaving, Hermione began thinking again. Pansy is such a whore! She thinks she is just all that. It's annoying. All you see is what you get on her. I would be surprised if she even had a pea-sized brain. Draco chuckled at this.

"What? It's true." Hermione said smiling.

"I know. That's what makes it funny."

"Oh…. What do you see in her?"

"Nothing but something to toy with when I am bored."

"You are a PIG! Do you know that?"

"Hmmm… no. I think I am a typical guy."

"Yeah sure."

The next place they went was Gryffindor tower. They of course found Harry, Ron, and Ginny on the couch. What are they doing up?

"Hey guys, what are you doing?"

Ron got up and gave Hermione a kiss on the lips. "We were waiting for you." Aww that's so sweet. Hermione thought. She just smiled. Oh give me a break. Draco thought.

"Well now I am going to have to take 10 points from Gryffindor Hermione."

"Have I given you permission to use my first name?"

"No."

"Then don't call me by it."

"Ok, fine. I am still taking points away."

Hermione and Ron kissed again and they left. Ron is so sweet. I can't imagine what it would be like without him. Hermione thought. The next place they went was Hufflepuff Tower. They didn't catch anyone. Then they went to Ravenclaw and caught two 1st years making out. Then they headed back to the common room.

"I am going to bed."

"Yeah I am hitting the sack too."

Well tonight has been interesting.

"Yes it has."

"Shut up! I am trying to end the chapter."

"Oh, well excuse me!"

Can't wait for tomorrow. NOT!

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