South Miz- Chapter 1: Goin' on Down to South Miz
A/N: This is my parody of South Park and Les Miserables. What if four South Park Characters and Four Les Miserables Characters switched places? I'm putting it in the Les Miserables section because it focuses mostly on the Les Miserables characters being in the future. There are no curse words spelled out because I don't swear. They are replaced by different forms of censorship. Grantaire, Enjolras, and Marius/Eponine in this one. Yes, all three/Eponine. I don't own Les Miserables or South Park.
Eponine was inside the café at a table. Grantaire was next to Enjolras and Marius was reading a book. Suddenly, a bright light appeared in the room. The foursome suddenly found themselves in a snow-covered mountain town. Eponine started to speak but realized that her hair was covering her face to where only her eyes were visible.
(You guys! What's going on?) She asked.
"What?"
(I said, what's going on?)
"Eponine I can't understand you!" Marius said. He noticed that his voice was much higher.
Grantaire looked around. He felt his face to feel that his trademark five o'clock shadow was still there. He noticed that everyone still looked like what they looked like when they were in the café except a bit shorter... and he noticed that Eponine was HOT. The others noticed that too.
"So, Eponine," Grantaire started. "Do you want to check out this beautiful new world, together?"
"Back off! She's mine!" Marius shouted. After all, now that he was in a strange place, away from Cosette, with no hope of returning, he could always go for someone else and Eponine was mysteriously HOT!
"No! I saw her first!" Enjolras shouted. After all, now he was in a strange place that seemed so unopressed, he could pursue women and Eponine was HOT!
Eponine suddenly liked this many men wanting her so badly and so she decided to play with there minds.
(Well, boys. If you want me, you'll have to catch me.)
Eponine began to run with the others chasing her. She ran down a hill into a grove of trees. She darted around as the men chased her. Finally, she came to a large tree and climbed it. The boys all tried to climb the tree.
"No fair, Eponine!"
Eponine climbed down and ran again. Enjolras ran out in front of them and tackled her. They started to laugh. Grantaire sulked until he got an idea.
"Dog pile!" He screamed as he made a flying leap onto the two of them. Marius joined in and soon, they were tangled up with each other.
(Oh darn, now I'll have to decide... I really want all of you but here's what I'll do. I take Marius one week, Enjolras the next, and Grantaire the week after that and we'll go that way as long as we like.)
They went into town to find a place to stay when they ran into a tall, thin, man with a big head and large glasses.
"Where're you kids going, M'kay?"
"Who the bleep are you?" Grantaire asked.
"You must be the new French foreign exchange students. I'm your counselor Mr. Mackey. M'kay?"
"Uh. Yeah." Enjolras said.
"Anyway, come to school tomorrow. M'kay?"
"What ever." Marius said.
The foursome kept walking down the street. They saw a house and Grantaire knocked on the door. A brown haired woman wearing a blue shirt, and a red skirt.
"Oh, hello. You must be the foreign exchange students. Well, I am Mrs. Cartman. My son was here a while ago but he simply vanished."
Grantaire looked at her. Eponine turned to Grantaire.
(Hey, why don't we each find a place to stay until we figure out where we are?)
So that they did, Eponine ended up with the McCormicks, Marius stayed with the Marshes, Grantaire stayed with Mrs. Cartman, and Enjolras stayed with the Brovloskis. Each family spoke of having a child but none of the children were ever around. Eponine and Marius snuck out later that night and met by a pond with the sign "Stark's Pond."
"Oh Eponine, this is the most beautiful night ever."
(It sure is.)
"Would you mind if I kissed you?"
(Of course not.) Eponine said.
But before Marius could kiss Eponine, a large fish rose out of the pond, grabbed Eponine's head, and dragged her down as she screamed. Blood came up after a while and then Eponine's head bobbed up. Her eye's were half open.
"Sacrebleu! You killed Eppie!" Marius cried.
"You bleep!" Enjolras cried out from inside "his" room.
Meanwhile, in Paris in 1832, four children, one wearing a brown coat, one wearing a greet hat with flaps, one wearing a parka, and one that was rather fat, excuse me, big-boned, found themselves in the Café Musain. Eric Cartman, the big-boned one, found himself holding a bottle with a mysterious green liquid.
"Alright! Mountain Dew!" Cartman said before taking a big drink. He almost choked when he drank it. "Ugh! This tastes awful. Yet it's strangely addicting."
"Dude? Where are we? The brown coated one name Stan Marsh asked.
"I don't know," the one with the green cap named Kyle Brovloski said. "Where do you think we are, Kenny?
(I don't know, but it sure isn't South Park.) Kenny McCormick replied.
"Dude! You've Gotsh to try shome of thish Mountain Dew!" Cartman said before passing out.
Just then eight men came running into the café. They stopped and looked at the children.
"Why are there children in here, Joly?" The bald one asked the brunette next to him in French.
"I don't know, Lesgle," Joly replied in French.
"Holy Bleep you guys! We're in France!" Stan screamed.
A/N: I've always wanted to twist south Park with something and what better than Les Mis? Please no flames.
La Epster
A/N: This is my parody of South Park and Les Miserables. What if four South Park Characters and Four Les Miserables Characters switched places? I'm putting it in the Les Miserables section because it focuses mostly on the Les Miserables characters being in the future. There are no curse words spelled out because I don't swear. They are replaced by different forms of censorship. Grantaire, Enjolras, and Marius/Eponine in this one. Yes, all three/Eponine. I don't own Les Miserables or South Park.
Eponine was inside the café at a table. Grantaire was next to Enjolras and Marius was reading a book. Suddenly, a bright light appeared in the room. The foursome suddenly found themselves in a snow-covered mountain town. Eponine started to speak but realized that her hair was covering her face to where only her eyes were visible.
(You guys! What's going on?) She asked.
"What?"
(I said, what's going on?)
"Eponine I can't understand you!" Marius said. He noticed that his voice was much higher.
Grantaire looked around. He felt his face to feel that his trademark five o'clock shadow was still there. He noticed that everyone still looked like what they looked like when they were in the café except a bit shorter... and he noticed that Eponine was HOT. The others noticed that too.
"So, Eponine," Grantaire started. "Do you want to check out this beautiful new world, together?"
"Back off! She's mine!" Marius shouted. After all, now that he was in a strange place, away from Cosette, with no hope of returning, he could always go for someone else and Eponine was mysteriously HOT!
"No! I saw her first!" Enjolras shouted. After all, now he was in a strange place that seemed so unopressed, he could pursue women and Eponine was HOT!
Eponine suddenly liked this many men wanting her so badly and so she decided to play with there minds.
(Well, boys. If you want me, you'll have to catch me.)
Eponine began to run with the others chasing her. She ran down a hill into a grove of trees. She darted around as the men chased her. Finally, she came to a large tree and climbed it. The boys all tried to climb the tree.
"No fair, Eponine!"
Eponine climbed down and ran again. Enjolras ran out in front of them and tackled her. They started to laugh. Grantaire sulked until he got an idea.
"Dog pile!" He screamed as he made a flying leap onto the two of them. Marius joined in and soon, they were tangled up with each other.
(Oh darn, now I'll have to decide... I really want all of you but here's what I'll do. I take Marius one week, Enjolras the next, and Grantaire the week after that and we'll go that way as long as we like.)
They went into town to find a place to stay when they ran into a tall, thin, man with a big head and large glasses.
"Where're you kids going, M'kay?"
"Who the bleep are you?" Grantaire asked.
"You must be the new French foreign exchange students. I'm your counselor Mr. Mackey. M'kay?"
"Uh. Yeah." Enjolras said.
"Anyway, come to school tomorrow. M'kay?"
"What ever." Marius said.
The foursome kept walking down the street. They saw a house and Grantaire knocked on the door. A brown haired woman wearing a blue shirt, and a red skirt.
"Oh, hello. You must be the foreign exchange students. Well, I am Mrs. Cartman. My son was here a while ago but he simply vanished."
Grantaire looked at her. Eponine turned to Grantaire.
(Hey, why don't we each find a place to stay until we figure out where we are?)
So that they did, Eponine ended up with the McCormicks, Marius stayed with the Marshes, Grantaire stayed with Mrs. Cartman, and Enjolras stayed with the Brovloskis. Each family spoke of having a child but none of the children were ever around. Eponine and Marius snuck out later that night and met by a pond with the sign "Stark's Pond."
"Oh Eponine, this is the most beautiful night ever."
(It sure is.)
"Would you mind if I kissed you?"
(Of course not.) Eponine said.
But before Marius could kiss Eponine, a large fish rose out of the pond, grabbed Eponine's head, and dragged her down as she screamed. Blood came up after a while and then Eponine's head bobbed up. Her eye's were half open.
"Sacrebleu! You killed Eppie!" Marius cried.
"You bleep!" Enjolras cried out from inside "his" room.
Meanwhile, in Paris in 1832, four children, one wearing a brown coat, one wearing a greet hat with flaps, one wearing a parka, and one that was rather fat, excuse me, big-boned, found themselves in the Café Musain. Eric Cartman, the big-boned one, found himself holding a bottle with a mysterious green liquid.
"Alright! Mountain Dew!" Cartman said before taking a big drink. He almost choked when he drank it. "Ugh! This tastes awful. Yet it's strangely addicting."
"Dude? Where are we? The brown coated one name Stan Marsh asked.
"I don't know," the one with the green cap named Kyle Brovloski said. "Where do you think we are, Kenny?
(I don't know, but it sure isn't South Park.) Kenny McCormick replied.
"Dude! You've Gotsh to try shome of thish Mountain Dew!" Cartman said before passing out.
Just then eight men came running into the café. They stopped and looked at the children.
"Why are there children in here, Joly?" The bald one asked the brunette next to him in French.
"I don't know, Lesgle," Joly replied in French.
"Holy Bleep you guys! We're in France!" Stan screamed.
A/N: I've always wanted to twist south Park with something and what better than Les Mis? Please no flames.
La Epster