Author: jingkingofbandits
Disclaimer: I do not own Jing, Kir or any of the anime characters in this
chapter (gawd dammit) and if you might be thinking of taking my idea,
don't, for if you do, I will send out multiple ninja monkeys to steal your
computer, then what're you going to do, eh?
Author- hey y'all, howzit hangin? Some random person: don't even try, man. Author- oh well. Anyways, enjoy the first chapter of my first uploaded fanfiction series (and first fanfiction)
King of Bandits vs. Prologue
Jing, the King of Bandits is, at this moment, surrounded by an innumerable amount of redead mummies that awoke after he stole the fabled Reload Matrix, which is said to be able to allow the user to travel through time, from the tomb of Father Time's father, the king of time. Anyways, having slashed and Kir-Royaled through countless mummies, Jing and Kir are now backed into a corner with no way out.
Kir: Uhhh, Jing, I think now would be good time to use that watchamacallit.
Jing: Actually, I think now would be a good time to...
Kir: If you're thinking of doing another Kir Royale, forget it. My throat's already burned out.
Jing narrowly dodges one of the mummies and slices it in half with his sword.
Jing: You're not letting me finish. As you can see, we're surrounded by redead mummies and it looks like we have no chance of escape.
Kir: Well, thank you for that stunning observation, General Knowledge.
Jing: You're welcome, Kir. Anyhow, there is still a chance for us to get out of here.
Kir: If there is, I think you should hurry up and find it before we become crypt keepers like those guys there. And if I looked like that, how the hell could I attract any ladies, eh?
Jing: So all we gotta do is...(whispers his plan in Kir's ear).
Kir: THAT'S YOUR MASTER PLAN!?!?!?!?!? (well, what do you know, it's so crazy it just might work).
And with that, Jing puts his plan into action. First, Kir flies up and locates the exit.
Kir (Yelling): Hey Jing, apparently we got very close to exit, because it's straight ahead about 200 meters.
Jing: That close? Wow! It makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier!
Then, after the next mummy attacks him, he jumps on it's back and begins to run across the sea of disgusting, still slightly wrapped, heads, effectively confusing them. When he finally makes it out of the tomb, he quickly straps Kir onto his arm and fires a Kir Royale at the entrance, sealing King Time's tomb forever. His work finally done for the day, he heaves a heavy sigh and slides to the ground with his back against the wall.
Jing: Well, that was close.
Kir: I still don't understand why you didn't use the reload matrix back there.
Jing (having pulled out the reload matrix): For one, I would have to solve it first. Take a look.
Jing tosses the reload matrix over to Kir, who looks it over very carefully.
Kir: Hey Jing, this looks exactly like a Rubik's Cube. Who knows, maybe the King of Time liked puzzles.
Jing: Maybe. Anyways, you keep it. Maybe you'll solve it.
And so they wander into town to pick up some more supplies before heading off on their never ending journey again. All the while Kir is messing around with reload matrix, trying to solve it.
Kir [mumbling as he turns it around and around]: Ok, so if I turn this part this way and this one this way, then it'll look like this, and.... Hey Jing, could you do this for me, please?
Jing: Sure thing, Kir.
Jing takes it from Kir and begins to fiddle with it. After a few minutes, he gives it back to Kir.
Kir: Couldn't figure it out either, ay Jing?
Jing: Actually, I solved it.
Kir [to himself]: Oooooooo, a button [presses it]
All of a sudden, the cube begins to spin and float in the air.
Kir: Uh oh
Jing: What? What's going on? [turns around] Uh oh. Kir, what'd you do this time.
Kir: All I did was press a button.
Jing: Now you've done...
And that was all he could get out before they were both sucked into the whirling vortex of a rip in time and space, sent to travel the many dimensions of the anime universe
************* This is an after-note from the author...
Author: and that's the first chapter done [bows to audience] [looks up] [sees no reviewers] Author: WHAT!!!!! All that trouble to write this chapter and no reviews!!! [sits down] Well, I am not going to write the next chapter until I get some reviews {and the same goes for all the other chapters just waiting to be written} Bah Humbug!
Author- hey y'all, howzit hangin? Some random person: don't even try, man. Author- oh well. Anyways, enjoy the first chapter of my first uploaded fanfiction series (and first fanfiction)
King of Bandits vs. Prologue
Jing, the King of Bandits is, at this moment, surrounded by an innumerable amount of redead mummies that awoke after he stole the fabled Reload Matrix, which is said to be able to allow the user to travel through time, from the tomb of Father Time's father, the king of time. Anyways, having slashed and Kir-Royaled through countless mummies, Jing and Kir are now backed into a corner with no way out.
Kir: Uhhh, Jing, I think now would be good time to use that watchamacallit.
Jing: Actually, I think now would be a good time to...
Kir: If you're thinking of doing another Kir Royale, forget it. My throat's already burned out.
Jing narrowly dodges one of the mummies and slices it in half with his sword.
Jing: You're not letting me finish. As you can see, we're surrounded by redead mummies and it looks like we have no chance of escape.
Kir: Well, thank you for that stunning observation, General Knowledge.
Jing: You're welcome, Kir. Anyhow, there is still a chance for us to get out of here.
Kir: If there is, I think you should hurry up and find it before we become crypt keepers like those guys there. And if I looked like that, how the hell could I attract any ladies, eh?
Jing: So all we gotta do is...(whispers his plan in Kir's ear).
Kir: THAT'S YOUR MASTER PLAN!?!?!?!?!? (well, what do you know, it's so crazy it just might work).
And with that, Jing puts his plan into action. First, Kir flies up and locates the exit.
Kir (Yelling): Hey Jing, apparently we got very close to exit, because it's straight ahead about 200 meters.
Jing: That close? Wow! It makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier!
Then, after the next mummy attacks him, he jumps on it's back and begins to run across the sea of disgusting, still slightly wrapped, heads, effectively confusing them. When he finally makes it out of the tomb, he quickly straps Kir onto his arm and fires a Kir Royale at the entrance, sealing King Time's tomb forever. His work finally done for the day, he heaves a heavy sigh and slides to the ground with his back against the wall.
Jing: Well, that was close.
Kir: I still don't understand why you didn't use the reload matrix back there.
Jing (having pulled out the reload matrix): For one, I would have to solve it first. Take a look.
Jing tosses the reload matrix over to Kir, who looks it over very carefully.
Kir: Hey Jing, this looks exactly like a Rubik's Cube. Who knows, maybe the King of Time liked puzzles.
Jing: Maybe. Anyways, you keep it. Maybe you'll solve it.
And so they wander into town to pick up some more supplies before heading off on their never ending journey again. All the while Kir is messing around with reload matrix, trying to solve it.
Kir [mumbling as he turns it around and around]: Ok, so if I turn this part this way and this one this way, then it'll look like this, and.... Hey Jing, could you do this for me, please?
Jing: Sure thing, Kir.
Jing takes it from Kir and begins to fiddle with it. After a few minutes, he gives it back to Kir.
Kir: Couldn't figure it out either, ay Jing?
Jing: Actually, I solved it.
Kir [to himself]: Oooooooo, a button [presses it]
All of a sudden, the cube begins to spin and float in the air.
Kir: Uh oh
Jing: What? What's going on? [turns around] Uh oh. Kir, what'd you do this time.
Kir: All I did was press a button.
Jing: Now you've done...
And that was all he could get out before they were both sucked into the whirling vortex of a rip in time and space, sent to travel the many dimensions of the anime universe
************* This is an after-note from the author...
Author: and that's the first chapter done [bows to audience] [looks up] [sees no reviewers] Author: WHAT!!!!! All that trouble to write this chapter and no reviews!!! [sits down] Well, I am not going to write the next chapter until I get some reviews {and the same goes for all the other chapters just waiting to be written} Bah Humbug!