CHAPTER THREE
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Hamtaro cried out. He was running around through the woods killing squirrels and birds with his bazooka.
"Hey, Hamlarry," Came a voice from behind.
"It's Hamtaro!" Hamtaro yelled, turning around, "Now you must pay for never saying my name right!"
Hamtaro shot his bazooka at the guitar-playing ham, Jingle. Jingle exploded (along with his pig). Blood and guts flew everywhere.
"Ha, ha , ha!" Hamtaro yelled, "I love this!"
"Oquie! Oquie!" Penelope was trying to find her favorite brush. She was running all over the clubhouse looking for it. Suddenly, there was a loud
CREEEEEEAAAAK when Penelope stepped on a floorboard. She noticed the floorboard could be lifter.
Maybe my brush is here. She thought to herself.
She lifted up the floorboard and saw Hamtaro's bag. She put her paw inside and pulled out a Falanges.
"Ugh," she snorted, "Filanges don't shoot fast. I'm not shooting this piece of crap!" She put her paw in the bag again and pulled out the AK47, putting away the Filanges.
"Now this I can shoot!"
"Where is my AK47!" yelled Hamtaro in frustration, "Now I just have to take the... chainsaw. Sweet."
"Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Hamtaro turned around. It was Pashmina.
"Recently hamsters have been sneaking up on me like that," said Hamtaro.
"Why do you have that chainsaw?" Pashmina repeated.
"Well, I love killing," Hamtaro replied.
"What!"
"It's your turn. I wasn't planning on killing you yet but you know my little secret so I must."
"No!"
Hamtaro turned the chainsaw on a lunged at Pashmina. Se dodged him and ran towards the door. Hamtaro lunged at her again. She jumped out of the way but the chainsaw skimmed her side.
Pashmina ran out the door to go find Penelope.
"You don't want to kill me. We're friends," Oxnard pleade to Penelope.
"Oquie. You're wrong. I do want to kill you," Penelope replied.
"But... but... wait a sec! You can talk!"
"Oquie. Yup."
"Oh, okay. But… but … but… I don't wanna die!"
"Oh. Really? I didn't realize. In that case, I'm gonna kill ya!"
"What!"
BANG
"Penelope!" wailed Pashmina, "Don't worry, I'm coming!"
"Oquie. Ha, ha, ha!"
"Penelope, oh, Penelope! Are you okay? Oh, Pene-!"
Pashmina stopped dead. Penelope was in front of her looking at a dead Oxnard with a gun in her hand.
"Penelope… what happened here?"
"I wanted some target practive. Oquie?"
"You… are you ganged up with Hamtaro?"
"What do you-"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZ
"I'm coming for you, Pashmina!" came a boice close by.
"Aaaaaaaaahhhh!" wailed Pashmina. She pushed Penelope down and took her gun and ran.
"Hey! Oquie! You took my AK47!"
Hamtaro was running with his chainsaw in front of him. He saw Penelope but kept running. He ran bloodily through her.
After running for a few minutes, Pashmina stopped and really looked at the gun.
"I can't keep running. I have to try to win this battle," She told herself.
BBBBZZZZZZZZZ
"I'm coming, Pashmina!"
She raised the AK47 and aimed. She was ready. Hamtaro turned the corner and ran towards her. Pashmina shot the AK47 and held her breath. She missed Hamtaro, shooting the cave by mistake. He kept running and ran right through her.
"This can't be the end," Pashmina said weakly. She looked at Hamtaro and shot him," I wouldn't be dead, but I didn't know this gun was automatic…"
"I… hate… you…" Hamtaro said as his head drooped and he died. Pashmina sat there until she passed away (aka DIED!)