Chapter 2- Enjolras meets Mr. Slave.
A/N: First five reviewers get a flash Infomercial for "GRantaire sings (A fake CD so don't try and Buy it) animated and voiced by moi. Just give me your e-mail address and I'll send it. I don't own Les Mis or South Park. I mean no offense in this chapter. No flames please.
Enjolras and Eponine walked into class hand in hand. They sat down in seats next to each other as kids next to them stared. Then, a little blond boy turned to them.
"H-hi. I'm Butters."
"Class please. Now I'm going to introduce myself to the foreign exchange students. My name is Mr. Garrison and this is my assistant Mr. Slave."
Enjolras took one look at Mr. Garrison and then at Mr. Slave and shuddered. Grantaire saw this and shuddered. Marius looked on with his doltish expression.
As the class went on, Enjolras became more and more frightened.
"Excuez-moi, Monsieur Garrison, but I need to use the Water Closet." Grantaire said.
"You may go."
"Can I go to?" Enjolras asked.
"No. You have to wait until he gets back."
Well, class droned on. Science came and things really did not go well as they repeated the "Lemmiwinks experiment" (For those of you who do not know what this is, a hamster was sent up Mr. Slave's rear.). That was when Enjolras ran screaming out of the classroom.
Later that day, at Lunch, The miserable group minus Grantaire (who was still "in the bathroom") walked up to the Chef.
"Well, hello there chil'ren."
"Bonjour, Chef," They replied.
"What's eating you?"
(Well, mon cher Enjolras is homophobic and he's afraid of Monsieur Garrison.)
"Well- wait! Did you say Enjolras?"
(Oui.)
"But, you're all fictional characters! How could you- I have to tell someone!"
With that, Chef ran into the kitchen. Eponine tried to ladle out some soup for herself. Suddenly, the whole pot fell on her.
(AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!) She screamed.
Enjolras lifted the pot to reveal a very dissolved Eponine.
"Sacrebleu! They killed Eppie!" Marius cried.
"You Bleep!" Enjolras yelled.
Meanwhile, in Paris, the boys were all in Grantaire's apartment.
"So what do we do?" Stan asked.
(I don't know.) Kenny replied.
"Well, we have to wake Cartman out f the stupor from that weird 'Mountain Dew'." Kyle said.
"They kept mentioning an insurrection in the bar." Stan said.
"Wait! Remember that play that Denver Playhouse put on?" Kyle asked.
(Les Miserables?)
"Yeah. Well That was what it seemed a lot like down there... WE could soon be in the middle of a bloody revolution... We could all get killed." Kyle said.
(We have to get home, soon!)
Cartman started to wake up. He looked around.
"Got anymore Mountain Dew?"
A/N: First five reviewers get a flash Infomercial for "GRantaire sings (A fake CD so don't try and Buy it) animated and voiced by moi. Just give me your e-mail address and I'll send it. I don't own Les Mis or South Park. I mean no offense in this chapter. No flames please.
Enjolras and Eponine walked into class hand in hand. They sat down in seats next to each other as kids next to them stared. Then, a little blond boy turned to them.
"H-hi. I'm Butters."
"Class please. Now I'm going to introduce myself to the foreign exchange students. My name is Mr. Garrison and this is my assistant Mr. Slave."
Enjolras took one look at Mr. Garrison and then at Mr. Slave and shuddered. Grantaire saw this and shuddered. Marius looked on with his doltish expression.
As the class went on, Enjolras became more and more frightened.
"Excuez-moi, Monsieur Garrison, but I need to use the Water Closet." Grantaire said.
"You may go."
"Can I go to?" Enjolras asked.
"No. You have to wait until he gets back."
Well, class droned on. Science came and things really did not go well as they repeated the "Lemmiwinks experiment" (For those of you who do not know what this is, a hamster was sent up Mr. Slave's rear.). That was when Enjolras ran screaming out of the classroom.
Later that day, at Lunch, The miserable group minus Grantaire (who was still "in the bathroom") walked up to the Chef.
"Well, hello there chil'ren."
"Bonjour, Chef," They replied.
"What's eating you?"
(Well, mon cher Enjolras is homophobic and he's afraid of Monsieur Garrison.)
"Well- wait! Did you say Enjolras?"
(Oui.)
"But, you're all fictional characters! How could you- I have to tell someone!"
With that, Chef ran into the kitchen. Eponine tried to ladle out some soup for herself. Suddenly, the whole pot fell on her.
(AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!) She screamed.
Enjolras lifted the pot to reveal a very dissolved Eponine.
"Sacrebleu! They killed Eppie!" Marius cried.
"You Bleep!" Enjolras yelled.
Meanwhile, in Paris, the boys were all in Grantaire's apartment.
"So what do we do?" Stan asked.
(I don't know.) Kenny replied.
"Well, we have to wake Cartman out f the stupor from that weird 'Mountain Dew'." Kyle said.
"They kept mentioning an insurrection in the bar." Stan said.
"Wait! Remember that play that Denver Playhouse put on?" Kyle asked.
(Les Miserables?)
"Yeah. Well That was what it seemed a lot like down there... WE could soon be in the middle of a bloody revolution... We could all get killed." Kyle said.
(We have to get home, soon!)
Cartman started to wake up. He looked around.
"Got anymore Mountain Dew?"