Jing, King of bandits vs.
Author: jingkingofbandits
Disclaimer: I do not own Jing, Kir or any of the anime characters in this chapter (only in my dreams). But feel free to do a spinoff of this fic as it's just for fun and has absolutely no moneymaking possibilities whatsoever. BTW, RR or no third chapter. BTW, Kaoru is slightly out of character, Sano is off training, and Yahiko is also out training. I really dislike putting too many characters in my fics (Amy: You're just lazy. Me: AM NOT!!)
Me: {which anime should I put Jing in first? So many choices}
The club(Amy): Kenshin!!!
Me: {Ack!} where did you guys come from?!?!?!
The club(Amy): We are your muses, now get to work before we pound you with the inspiration hammer.
Me: [sigh] this is going to be a long chapter.
Chapter 2: Kenshin, the Rurouni formerly know as Battosai
Floating in the inter-anime portal, our heroes try to make the best of things
Kir: got any threes?
Jing: Nope, go fish. [Kir picks up a card] Got any kings?
Kir: Dang {how'd he know?} [gives Jing his kings]
Jing: [lays out cards] I win.
Kir: That's the tenth game in a row. How 'bout some speed?
Jing: Fine by me
And so they float, always playing one card game or another. Jing deals out the cards for one last game of speed, Kir picks up his five cards, and the game begins.
(two minutes later)
Kir: Nooooooooo.
Jing: It can't be that bad, Kir. You only lost by 10 cards.
Kir: It's not that, it's just that you're so damn fast.
Jing: I'm a thief, it's only natural that I have to be fast.
Kir: Well, then let's see how good you do in..[cuts off due to suddenly disappearing]
And about that time they fell through another rip that they caused (somehow) into the world of Ruoruni Kenshin.
A/N: Why? There's just no reason for me to have writer's block. Why can I not think of what it is that I am going to write next? My mind is bla. oh wait, there it is.
Meanwhile.Kenshin is just returning from buying groceries.
Kenshin: Let's see. soy sauce, miso, vegetables, meat {does she have to buy them all at the same time?}. I think that's all, de gozaru.
Sensing a disturbance in the air, Kenshin steps slightly to the left, and is barely missed by the landing of Jing and Kir.
Jing: Well, that was fun. Wonder where we are. [pats pockets] {Uh oh} Hey Kir, do you have the Reload matrix?
Kir: {Look at the pretty birdies} [shakes head to clear it (A/N: like an Etch-A-Sketch)] what was that, Jing? No, I don't have that time cube thingy, I thought you had it.
Jing: looks like we're stuck here for the moment {wherever "here" is} [looks around, finally noticing the swirly-eyed Kenshin sitting there] Hey!
Kenshin: Wha.? [snaps out of it at that point] Yes, de gozaru?
Jing: I am terribly sorry about dropping in on you like that, but would you be so kind as to tell us where we are? We seem to be lost.
Kenshin: [studies them for a moment] You are standing at the gate of the dojo in which I live for the moment.
Jing: I see. And where is this dojo located?
Kenshin: [confused look] Right here.
Jing: Actually, I meant which country.
Kir: [whispering] Are you sure about this?
Jing: [whispering back] I am positive that we can trust him.
Kir: [whispering] Okay, boss guy.
Kenshin: This dojo is near Tokyo, in the country of Japan, during the Meiji Era
Jing: I see. So we came that far, huh. [stomach grumbles] Umm, you wouldn't happen to have food by any chance would you? We're sorta hungry.
Kenshin: We have plenty of food, de gozaru. Please, come in. [all enter the dojo] Kaoru-dono, this one has returned from the market with the supplies and met a few hungry travelers on the way back.
Kir: Hey, Jing, don't you think that it's a little suspicious that he refers to himself as "this one"?
Jing; Not to worry, Kir. Usually, those with the strangest habits also happen to have the rarest items [glances at Kenshin's sakabato]. Like that sword....
Kaoru: Kenshin!!! You're back!! Did you get the miso? [glances at Jing and Kir] who're your friends?
More author notes:
I would like to thank all my reviewers out there.
Ripley-Blade-Rowan- Thanks man, I will keep writing and hopefully get this finished. Say hi to your sis for me. (BTW: I will get to those stories ASAP)
Alynxia- Why thank you (). Yes they do work good together, they're partners aren't they [laugh]. Anyhow, seeing as I have no idea what double meaning you are referring to, no I did not mean it. (BTW: Amy says hi to Bob (Amy: Hey there, hunky [smooch]) and keep writing. I really want to find out what happens to Tyernon)
Dark-Magician-41- Love the two person review. Very funny (Amy: Yup, funny funny. Me: did you drink coffee, Amy? Amy: Yup!!! Me: Oh man, this is bad.). Anyways, I did read your story. Pure and total comedy.
Dragonheart2- Must...have....Kenshin-battosai. Forgive my typo, it was supposed to be Yamashira. But I must apologize, as my writing style will change from time to time (sorry).
Anyways, stay tuned for more Jing and tell your friends. (Amy: Bye!!!)