South Miz Chapter 3- Towelie
A/N: Sorry I haven't updated a lot. I promise that once summer starts, I will update more. I do not own Les Mis or South Park.
Grantaire and Eponine were sitting on a bench. Grantaire had an arm around her shoulder. He turned to her.
"Do you want to go to Stark's Pond?"
(Sure... Let's just not sit by the dock.)
"Don't forget to bring a towel." A high pitched voice said.
Eponine and Grantaire turned to see a blue towel with eyes, legs, arms, and a mouth. Grantaire stared for a moment.
"Who the Bleep are you?" Grantaire said.
"My name is Towelie."
Enjolras and Marius were walking over to them for the switch off with Eponine when they saw the towel. Enjolras first reaction was to grab for his carbine but when he realized he did not have one, he merely let out a string of expletives.
"Do you guys want to get high?" Towelie asked.
"Sure!" Grantaire said, not quite getting what the towel meant. "I know the perfect place."
Grantaire led them across the street. They passed Stark's pond and came to a hill. Theny climbed the hill and then went over to a cliff. Grantaire looked down.
"Yep. The perfect place to get high." He said. Towelie looked at him.
"What are you smoking and where can I get some?" Towelie asked. "Does she have them?" He asked looking at Eponine.
Eponine got really uneasy and started to back up. Unfortunately, she was backing toward the edge of the cliff. She realized this too late as Towelie made a flying leap and landed on her. She fell back and the two went flying down the cliff. The three remaining looked over the edge as they watched her Plumet... er... plummet (sorry about that one). They heard the whumpf at the bottom.
"Sacrebleu! He killed Eppie!"
"You-"
(No you guys. I'm fine.) Eponine said. Suddenly A rock fell down and landed on her. (AAARRGGGHH!) She cried out. There was silence as the threesome watched the rock crush her.
"Sacrebleu! This time they killed Eppie!"
"You Bleep!"
Meanwhile, back in France, The boys were trying to talk the students out of revolution.
"You guys are all gonna die!" Stan cried.
"Je ne vous comprends pas," Joly replied
"Don't you get it? If you revolt, you'll lose." Kyle explained.
"Je ne vous comprends pas," Joly replied
"Dude, I think I can get through to them," Cartman said. He then let out a string of fake French words. There was a pregnant pause and then:
"Je ne vous comprends pas," Joly replied.
(Aww Bleep!) Kenny yelled.
A/N: Sorry it's so short. I promise they'll get longer. Anyway, please no flames. Next chapter features Mr. Hankey.
A/N: Sorry I haven't updated a lot. I promise that once summer starts, I will update more. I do not own Les Mis or South Park.
Grantaire and Eponine were sitting on a bench. Grantaire had an arm around her shoulder. He turned to her.
"Do you want to go to Stark's Pond?"
(Sure... Let's just not sit by the dock.)
"Don't forget to bring a towel." A high pitched voice said.
Eponine and Grantaire turned to see a blue towel with eyes, legs, arms, and a mouth. Grantaire stared for a moment.
"Who the Bleep are you?" Grantaire said.
"My name is Towelie."
Enjolras and Marius were walking over to them for the switch off with Eponine when they saw the towel. Enjolras first reaction was to grab for his carbine but when he realized he did not have one, he merely let out a string of expletives.
"Do you guys want to get high?" Towelie asked.
"Sure!" Grantaire said, not quite getting what the towel meant. "I know the perfect place."
Grantaire led them across the street. They passed Stark's pond and came to a hill. Theny climbed the hill and then went over to a cliff. Grantaire looked down.
"Yep. The perfect place to get high." He said. Towelie looked at him.
"What are you smoking and where can I get some?" Towelie asked. "Does she have them?" He asked looking at Eponine.
Eponine got really uneasy and started to back up. Unfortunately, she was backing toward the edge of the cliff. She realized this too late as Towelie made a flying leap and landed on her. She fell back and the two went flying down the cliff. The three remaining looked over the edge as they watched her Plumet... er... plummet (sorry about that one). They heard the whumpf at the bottom.
"Sacrebleu! He killed Eppie!"
"You-"
(No you guys. I'm fine.) Eponine said. Suddenly A rock fell down and landed on her. (AAARRGGGHH!) She cried out. There was silence as the threesome watched the rock crush her.
"Sacrebleu! This time they killed Eppie!"
"You Bleep!"
Meanwhile, back in France, The boys were trying to talk the students out of revolution.
"You guys are all gonna die!" Stan cried.
"Je ne vous comprends pas," Joly replied
"Don't you get it? If you revolt, you'll lose." Kyle explained.
"Je ne vous comprends pas," Joly replied
"Dude, I think I can get through to them," Cartman said. He then let out a string of fake French words. There was a pregnant pause and then:
"Je ne vous comprends pas," Joly replied.
(Aww Bleep!) Kenny yelled.
A/N: Sorry it's so short. I promise they'll get longer. Anyway, please no flames. Next chapter features Mr. Hankey.