Chapter 4- Mr. Hankey vs. Grantaire
A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while... I didn't forget this story. I just needed to focus for a while. I don't own Les Mis or South Park but I do own CD's for both.
Eponine and Marius sat hand in hand by a tree. Eponine smiled at him.
(Marius. I think you can kiss me now.) She said.
Marius suddenly threw up. Just then, Enjolras ran to them.
"You guys... there is something really wrong going on where I'm staying."
The three ran to his house. Enjolras led them to the bathroom where Grantaire was frozen in terror. There, Eponine and Marius saw him.
"Hidey Ho!"
The threesome looked at Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, with horror.
"Where's Kyle? I have a present for him?"
"Who's Kyle?" Enjolras asked.
"He's a little Jewish boy who lives here."
Mr. Hankey jumped up onto Eponine's shoulder.
"You look like a little boy I know."
Eponine ran around screaming with her eyes tightly shut. She ran into a wall and fell over, dead.
"Sacrebleu! They killed Eppie!"
"You Bleep!"
Grantaire suddenly snapped out of his catatonic state and attacked Mr. Hankey. Soon, Mr. Hankey was dead. Grantaire looked at Marius and Enjolras who were staring at him in shock and horror. Grantaire merely walked to the sink and began to wash his hands.
Meanwhile, in Paris, the four boys were walking by the Seine. They came across a man with incredible sideburns, long grey hair, and a nightstick. Cartman looked at him.
"Hey, old guy! Can you tell me where I can get more Mountain Dew?"
"Mountain Dew?" The man asked.
"Yeah! Can't you speak English, you Frenchie?"
"Frenchie?"
The man was now mad. He charged at the boys but slipped doing an incredible back flip landing in the Seine. He was knocked out on impact and drowned.
This disturbed the great Mecha-Hugo who came out of his cave in the French countryside and began to fly towards Paris...
A/N: Next will be Mecha-Stone and Mecha-Parker. Please review but no flames.