Chapter 5- Mecha stone and Mecha Parker.
A/N: I don't own Les Mis or South Park.
Marius and Eponine were getting ready for the trade-off. Suddenly, a girl long blackhair and a pink cap walked up to them. Her name was Wendy.
"Hi, Marius. I sit next to you in class. You're pretty cute."
Marius threw up. Eponine growled.
Enjolras and Grantaire both walked up to the threesome.
"Hey you two. I just found this new thing called a fake I.D. and I used it to get into a bar!" Grantaire exclaimed.
"I had to go get him." Enjolras growled.
Wendy smiled at Marius.
"Enjolras, take Eponine, Wendy, let's talk."
Marius then threw Eponine at Enjolras and walked away with Wendy. Eponine growled louder and began to curse after pulling her hair tightly over her face.
Grantaire trailed after Eponine and Enjolras. He had nothing better to do and he was jealous... insanely jealous.
(Why does Marius suddenly like Wendy?)
"I don't know, but we can go and do something."
(Let's go to Jimbo's Guns... I need to find something.) Eponine said as a wild eyed expression came across her face.
"No, Eponine. You're not killing Wendy." Grantaire said.
(Bleep)
Meanwhile, Marius and Wendy were holding hands at Stark's Pond. Marius realized that Wendy was just like Cosette in every way except that she cursed a lot.
Eponine and Enjolras walked into Jimbo's Guns. Eponine went up to a display case. She saw an AK-47 with a bayonet attachment and laughed maniacally. She had Grantaire pay for the gun using his fake ID and then she hid it in her overcoat. Soon, she was off to Starks Pond.
When Eponine got there, she saw Marius and Wendy kissing. She let out a warrior like scream and charged at Wendy. Wendy was impaled on the bayonet. Then Eponine threw her and shot her repeatedly. Wendy let out a scream as she died getting blown to bits. Eponine laughed maniacally and raised the gun over her head. Marius, Grantaire, and Enjolras stood horror stricken with their mouths agape.
"Sacrebleu! Eppie... killed... Wendy?"
"You... Bleep?"
"Dude, we are never ticking off Eponine again." Grantaire said hurriedly.
(Don't mess with Eponine Thenardier.) Eponine said with a crazed expression.
This disturbed Mecha Stone and Mecha Parker. They arose out of Starks pond and shot fire out of their eyes causing our Fantastic French Four to run for cover.
Back in France, Mecha Hugo was searching for the four boys from Colorado. Kenny looked up and saw him. He screamed. The others looked up and saw Mecha Hugo and began to run while cursing loudly.
A/N: I think I will only do a few more chapters for this one. Please Review but no Flames.