South Miz Chapter 6- Mecha Hugo

A/N: I don't own Les Mis or South Park

Mecha Hugo landed where the four boys stood. They had run into an alley way and were stopped. They looked at Mecha Hugo. Mecha Hugo grabbed Kenny with his huge claws and squeezed him. Soon, Kenny popped like… a boy being popped by a giant Japanese robot version of Victor Hugo… Yeah…

"Oh my Bleep! He Killed Kenny!"

"You Bleep!"

"Dude! We gotta get outta here!" Cartman yelled.

Meanwhile in South Park, The Fantastic French Four were running for their lives. Marius tripped and Mecha Stone and Mecha Parker aimed at him. Eponine turned to see this and began to run toward Marius.

(Marius! No!) She screamed.

Eponine pushed Marius out of the way just as Mecha Stone and Mecha Parker fired two missles. Eponine was hit and set ablaze.

"Sacre Bleu! They killed Eppie!" Marius cried.

"You Bleep!" Enjolras yelled.

Grantaire grabbed some of the snow and extinguished the fire with it. He then cradled Eponine and cried.

"No!" He wept. "Eponine! Don't leave me! I love you!"

Eponine coughed weakly.

(You do?)

"Yes. I have for a long time now. Oh please don't leave me…"

(I won't be gone for long… If these monsters finish you off… We'll meet in heaven…)

"But what if we don't die?"

(Then I'll… be back… in… a…. eehhgg…)

Eponine soon lay limp in Grantaire's arms. Grantaire looked up into the heavens.

"Eppie!" He cried ala the guy in a streetcar named desire.

(Don't… call… me… Eppie…) Eponine whispered with her last breath.

Grantaire cried and held her close. Enjolras tapped him on the shoulder.

"Dude, I'm sorry that Eponine is dead and all but we still have to save ourselves."

Mecha Stone and Mecha Parker began to aim again. The three French men huddled close knowing the end was near.

Suddenly, there was a blinding light. Soon, Grantaire, Eponine, Marius, and Enjolras were standing face to face with Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle. Mecha Hugo, Mecha Parker, and Mecha Stone faced each other as well. Suddenly, an African American girl appeared. She was being dragged by a man who resembled Shakespeare who was busy pulling her ear.

"Ow! Ow! Okay! I'll fix it!" the girl shrieked. The man let her go.

"Who are you?" Marius asked.

"I am the authoress of this fan fiction. Will here is making me set things back to the way they were… I guess with the simple stroke of the keys of my keyboard, I could make it all right."

The girl began to type on the laptop that appeared out of thin air. She typed:

"First, Mecha Hugo, Mecha Stone, and Mecha Parker were returned to their homes. Then the Fantastic French Four and the boys from South Park turned back into their original selves."

As she typed, the words came true. The three Mecha geniuses were sent back from whence they came and the Fantastic French Four and boys from South Park looked like their normal selves. The girl noticed that Grantaire was very good looking and began to type again.

"Then, the boys from South Park returned to South Park and Eponine, Marius and Enjolras returned to France while Grantaire and La Epster got marri-"

Shakespeare slapped her upside the head.

"I mean… Grantaire, Eponine, Enjoras and Marius went back to France."

As she typed, it all happened. She looked at Shakepeare who looked satisfied.

"Are you happy now?"

"Yes I am, you little waif. From certain torture after death you are safe. Now to go and right the wrong from whoever thinks my plays to long."

In France, Eponine found herself outside of the café, Marius was inside, Grantaire was at his table in the corner, and Enjolras was in front of the students. When the meeting ended, Eponine went inside to see Grantaire. Grantaire saw her and they ran into each other's arms. Marius sighed until he remembeedr he was home and he could have his Cosette. He ran out of the café and began to look for her so he could stalk her.

Meanwhile, in South Park, the four boys arrived at Stark's Pond. They all rejoiced when suddenly a huge eagle swooped down and picked up Kenny dropping him in
Starks pond where a giant fish ate him.

"Oh my Bleep! They killed Kenny!" Stan cried.

"You Bleep!" Kyle answered.

"I wana have some more of that French Mountain Dew!" Cartman yelled.

The End

A/N: Sorry for the horrible ending. Please review but no flames.