Disclaimer : All I own is my love life, which went to hell about a week ago,good friends with privelages is good but a girlfriend would have been better.
Also the identions aren't working when I upload, so you'll just have to make do.
I am so fucking sorry for taking so long, as much as I would like to make my social life an excuse, I don't have one. So I made this chapter go through the tournament with special fight scenes, all you see nowadays is fly, barrage of kicks, flurry of punches, blast here, huge blast showdown, and the ground crumbling every second. Even if I hypocritically don't force myslelf to type a chapter, I swear to you, my reviewers and the authors I adore and still read that I will finish this story and maybe start on a sequel. Though I don't review due to login problems on my computer, even on my e-mail
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And so the matches started with the first round being Krillen vs. 18, the second round being Vegeta vs. Piccolo, Tien vs. Dende would be the next, and then Gohan vs. Hercule, seeing as videl had been hurt and yamcha disqualified, they would not be participating. Goku vs. Kaiser, and Buu vs. Chaotzu. Yamcha had been mysteriously missing, and Gohan smirking ever so slightly. An evil smirk that would make one tremble at its mere presence.
And somewhere Yamcha was crying in a dark place. Held down with weak ki ropes.
The first match started with Mr. Pickles singing "I'm a cucumber" in the backround.
Krillen walked up to the arena and faced his crush, she would have been his wife by now if it hadn't been for her anger against him. The anger being that he had daily beaten up the boy who had saved her from complete absorbtion into Cell.
I'm a cucumber,
18, also now known as Tio, flew froward and planted a fast kick to the crotch and knife-handed him in the jugular. Krillen's pants suddenly filled with blood as he passed out.
I'm a cucumber,
Though this happened really fast, so the referee, or judge, did not see it.
I'm a cucumber,
She punched him in the nose and that woke him. He fired a ki blast at her, and she deflected it back at him.
I'm a cucumber,
The blast hit him in the shoulder and she fired four ki spears, two going straight through his feet, and two throuygh his hands, the ki sprears stayed there. He floated in the air about five inches above the ring and rising.
I'm a cucumber,
He kept floating higher and higher,stopping thirty feet in the air for all to see. He hung there as if crucified on the ki.
I'm a cucumber,
Suddenly the ki disappeared, and krillen fell the the arena. Tio caught him and threw him out of the ring. He landed with a loud thud.
Please don't send me to the pickle farm.
" And Tio wins to the dismay of anyone who voted on the midget." Mr. Pickles said after he had finished singing. No one 'boo'ed.
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The second match . . .
"Well well well, if it isn't the green bean. Prepare to face the wrath of the saiyan prince!" Vegeta said as soon as Piccolo floated into the ring in his meditation stance.
" So old and still a prince, maybe you aren't the pinnacle of the saiyan race." Piccolo said, not opening his eyes or getting out of his stance. Vegeta growled and launched himself at Piccolo, not noticing Krillen suddenly disappear from the ground near the arena.
Piccolo opened his eyes and out of them shot two red beams that set Vegeta's Hair on fire, then piccolo sent a mental demon ray attack that shattered Vegeta's control of his thoughts. Piccolo stood for the first time since the match started and jumped up four feet, spun twice and then used his momentum to kick vegeta in the side, breaking his ribs while his thoughts still couldn't process the pain. Landing on all fours, Piccolo lifted his feet and did amove akin to breakdancing to leg sweep Vegeta off of his feet. Best of all, when Vegeta regained his senses he couldn't move and Piccolo lifted up his right knee, And raised his arms. About three skull shot out of the ground, started flaming, and shot toward Vegeta.
Needless to say he was knocked out after one bit off his right nipple.
Piccolo sat down cross-legged and floated up and out of the ring as Mr. Pickles Finished the count down. And as Piccolo receded into his place where the rest of the fighters waited Vegeta vanished into thin air.
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The third match started with Tien attempting verbal abuse.
" So the little namekian god thinks he can beat someone who trained their whole live? You are pathetic." Just to Piss off Tien, Dende walked up to the much taller man and Punched through his stomach, then he healed it, and punched through it, healed it, and repeated the proces until Tien passed out from pain.
As Dende stared at the unconcious form of Tien he said," If I'm pathetic, what does that make you.?"
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The fourth match, which was the one that had Gohan vs. Hercule, started very predictably.
" So boy, you ready to get beating from the strongest man on the planet?" Hercule said. He had not been watching the other fighters.
" Are ready to get a can of whoop-ass unleashed on you from someone who knows your little secret about eight years ago? " Saying such, Gohan rushed forward, punched Hercule in the face, kicked him in the ribs, and using superspeed so that no one could see it, punched Hercule in the family jewels.
Gohan walked back to where his family and friends were before he disappeared, as did Tien.
"Soon I will exact my revenge."
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Goku stared at the form in front of him, a blue haired man with dragon wings that reminded him of Icarus before he had died when Kooler came to Earth. Though the wings were bigger, and much more demonic. He also noticed the evil glint in the dragon's eye. Goku went super saiyan and charged . . . only to wake up some time later in the tournament infirmary.
All Goku could remember from the fight was that he heard the words "Kaiser Breath"
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Chaotzu looked at Buu and fainted. Buu walked out of the ring and MR. Pickles pronounced Buu the winner as Chaotzu vanished.
Buu walked up to Infini and asked for a report.
" The mortal known as Gohan has been stealing the unconcious bodies of the fallen and taken them to some cave a few thousand miles North of here. Is that all, Master?"
Buu seemed suprised, the person who destroyed one of his strongest dragons was expected to be some sort of pure warrior, yet he stole swooned bodies. " That will be all."
And in the ring, Mr. Pickles was announcing that the Semi-finals would start in an hour.
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The fallen z-team members all whimpered as the flesh around their ankles melted from the ki ropes which bound them.
" Where are we," Tien asked. He honestly wasn't expecting an answer.
" My cave." Said a voice in the small entrance, Chaotzu, Vegeta, Yamcha, and Tien all looked torward it to see their greatest fear.
" Gohan!" Chaotzu screamed in that annoyingly childish way of his.
" I should have known it would have been you," Vegeta gasped out weakly, after all, he was missing a nipple.
" I won't bore you with a long speech, so I'll just give you a small warning to stay here until I come back in a few days as per mine and Krillen's agreement." Gohan said.
Suddenly several deep cuts showed on Yamcha's face, cuts that would leave many more scars, Vegeta's left nipples blew up, the dots on Krillen's head exploded, and Tien's third eye exploded in a fountain of blood. And Chaotzu, well, he just seemed to have spontaneously combusted in asuch a way he was instantly incinerated.
Gohan didn't look back as he left for the semifinals.
" Thanks a lot Krillen."
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" And so Begins the Semifinals!!!!!!!" Mr. Pickles yelled loudly, stirring the crowd and making a wave a nausea wash over Chi Chi and Bulma, making them vomit.
"First round, Tio vs. Piccolo!"
They both entered the ring, stared each other down for a while, and disappeared to all human eyes with the exception of Hikaru.
Piccolo jumped forward, not flew, jumped, that's right, just because they can fly doesn't mean that they have to. He aimed a downward punch, which was blocked by Tio jumping upward and kicking, then when Piccolo passed her, she blasted him in the back.
Piccolo hit the ground, rolled professionally, then pushed himself up with one hand,while using the other to use a mastered demon ray, flipped, and landed with the grace of a thousand Namekians.
THe ki got Tio right in her right leg, rendering it useless, Piccolo then used his eye and mouth blasts to get her in the shoulders. Tio flew out of the way, then saw Piccolo raise one knee and both arms. One skull came out of the ground, followed by two more. Then they launched at her.
Piccolo then flews backwards, while still faceing her, and shot thousands of small ki blasts at her. Tio dodged two, and kicked the third so hard in turned to dust. She dodged the many small ki blasts, then got behind Piccolo and kicked him in the head just as an unknown fourth skull kamikazied itself into her head.
Both were knocked unconscious, but Piccolo landed out of the ring.
" And Tio wins by a knockout, literally!" Mr. Pickles said, thinking he was being funnily witty. But only witty enough to make Bulma to laugh.
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Second Round . . .
" Dende vs. Gohan, to my new hit single Mr. Sandman (REVISED)" Mr. Pickles yelled into the mic.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Gohan raised his power to match Dende's, they stared each other down, and smiled.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum
Dende and Gohan started to circle each other.
Mr. Sandman, Bring me a dream,
Gohan jumped up the same instant Dende disappeared from all human view, including Gohan's girlfriend.
Bum bum bum bum
GOhan spin kicked Dende in the chest as he appeared. Dende shot a blast and vanished. Gohan did nothing to stop the blast, simply letting it hit him as he brought his sword out of seemingly nowhere and stabbed it forward, spearing Dende in the shin as he tried to kick him.
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen.
Dende winced, and brought his hands to his sides as he floated down. He landed on the smooth ring.
Bum bum bum bum
Dende's hands snapped forward palms open and facing each other. " God's Daggers!" Thus his hands split open, and long daggers came out of them from what seemed to be another dimension.
The daggers floated to the opposed hand and he grasped the handles firmly.
Give her lips of roses and clover
Dende flew torward Gohan and slashed the daggers in such a way that it would have made two gashes that would have intersected in the shape of an X had they made contact.
And tell her that her lonely nights are over
Thus the blattle waged on for half an hour, at which point the three blades made contact, the sheer power of Gohan's blade, the power he had given it, destroyed the heavenly blades after so many clashes.
Sandman, Yes, I'm so alone
Gohan kicked Dende's head , the reversed it, and repeated the process for about twenty seconds.
Ain't got nobody to call my own
He then backed off, only to punch Dende in the gut, only hard enough to knock the wind out of the still inexperienced Namekian Guardian.
So please turn on your magic beam, Mr. Sandman bring me a Dream!
Dende passed out.
" And the teen warrior wins again!" Mr. Pickles said, after regaining his breath.
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Hikaru and Goten caught up with Gohan as he was getting ready for the final round, Both of them seemed very enthusiastic about something.
" Hey Gohan."
" Yes my angel?" Gohan said.
" Great job in the tournament!" Hikaru said, though Gohan could sense she wanted to say something more.
" Yeah oni-chan, you were so cool" Goten said, his eyes more full of admiration for his brother, mentor, and father than ever before.
" Why thank you Goten, your approval is something I strive for." Gohan admitted.
" Hey Gohan, I saw my brothers and friends here earlier, do you mind if I go see them?" Hikaru said bashfully.
" I don't see why you shouldn't, I'm certainly not against your family or friends. Though Umi is does act a little consterbated." Gohan said.
" Conster-what?"1
" Never mind, I'll see you later." They briefly kissed then parted ways.
" Gohan?"
" Yes Goten?"
" Are you going away soon?" Goten asked fearfully.
" ...," Gohan hesitated, " Maybe." Gohan walked torward the arena since he sensed he was going to be called soon.
" I thought so," Goten said as he ran off to join Hikaru.
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And the third match was forfeited by Kaiser.
" So, moving on to the the last round of the tournament, a three-way battle for the world championship title and belt. The three competing are Eighteen(Tio), Gohan, and Buu. Ready . . .Fight!" Mr. Pickles said, starting the match that would determine the further fate of the Earth
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1 consterbated - a word me and my friends came up with , basically it's constipation with masterbation, no matter how much you try you never get the desired release.
AN : I will not ask for forgiveness for my lateness, and I offer no excuses. However, I will try to update within the next two weeks if you send in your ideas for the next and possibly last chapter of Gohan the Mighty. This chapter finished 11:55 PM 10/27/2004