Yu-Gi-Oh: The Real Story

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. But if I did, I'd be rich and I probably wouldn't be here right now (Hmm… never thought about it that way until now…) and I probably wouldn't be writing any fictions because if I did a disclaimer for something I owned, then wouldn't it not be mine anymore? And if I didn't do any disclaimers then people would be like, "Whoa! She owns Yu-Gi-Oh! Let's e-mail her everyday until she gives us free Yu-Gi-Oh stuff!"

Anyways, the gang just beat Kaiba and now he is in shock and is not willing to eat anything. (XD)

"So, Yugi, what are we going to do now?" Tristin asked.

"Err… you could go home," Yugi replied hopefully.

"FRIENDS!!" Tea popped out from nowhere.

Joey has just been thinking (aren't there laws against that?), "I want to learn how to play cards as well as you, Yugi."

Yugi snorts in his geeky laughter, "You can't play as good as me. I'm the best at Stu-Pi-Doh – I mean… Dueling… yes…that's right…dueling…"

Joey looks at him with puppy-dog eyes, "Pllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaassseeeee?"

Yugi, "Fine… I'll teach you. All you have to do, is get a combination of magic, trap, and monster cards. Then, when your opponent thinks they've won, you run over to them, yelling at the top of your lungs 'heart of the fist', then punch them out, steal their cards and any other value they might have and run for your life."

"Yes, sensei."

"Don't call me that."

"Yes, sensei."

"DIE!!" Yugi punches Joey with the heart of the fist technique.

Meanwhile…

Seto just stood there. Mouth open wide. When all of a sudden, birds come flying above him and poo in his mouth.

"CRAP!! WHAT THE HELL???" Seto runs around screaming and trying to spit out the crap.

"Must…get…food…to wash out….bad-tasting crap…" So, Kaiba sets out to find food. (So much for my idea to starve him…)

Anyways, I didn't mean to scare off my reviewers, if that scarred your minds forever, but now we're going back to the original plot. (HA! There is no plot.)

So, Joey learned of the heart of the fist. He is now an expert duelist and the "gang" is heading for Yugi's house/shop thing.

"Hold on you guys, I gotta check my mail. opens mail box Bill, bill, bill, junk, bill, junk, bill, bill, hey. What's this? OO! It's addressed to me! YAY! Hmm? What the hell? JOEY!! What is this thing addressed to you doing in my mail box?" Yugi shouted.

Joey grabs it and runs inside. And by "running" I mean taking two steps that are leading into a run but then he trips, tumbles through the doorway and trips "Grandpa".

The rest of them go in the house and sit at the kitchen table.

"Open it, Yugi!" Tristin is excited (Whoa, don't get TOO excited. XD)

Yugi opens it and finds a tape. (I think you all know where this is going.)

Joey comes back from wherever he went and sits with the rest, "OOO!! Let's watch it! Let's watch it!!"

So, Grandpa pops it into the VCR and all five of them watch it.

Pegasus's face pops up and time stops.

"WHOA!! Why's everything all black and white?" Yugi runs over and pokes Tea. Then Joey. Then Tristin. Finally his grandpa.

"I challenge you to a duel through the TV, Yugi boy," Pegasus says through the TV.

Yugi holds his head and is about to fall down, "Whoa! I think I had a little too much beer. Maybe I should stop… Nah!"

"HEY! I drink too!" Pegasus waves his arms around gaily (XD) and shouts at the top of his lungs to Yugi.

Yugi stares at him in horror, "Okay…. Maybe I SHOULD stop drinking…."

Pegasus puts on his "serious face" again, "I challenge you to a duel, Yugi boy."

"Forget it, you dork."

"What if I…. STEAL YOUR GRANDPA'S SOUL???" Grandpa's soul is extracted from his body and is sucked into the TV.

"YAY!!"

Pegasus is confused, "Huh?"

"The old fart's gone! O HAPPY DAY!!" (Yup, he DID have too much to drink.)

"Well… If you want him back, come to Duelist Kingdom and battle for his soul. Err… BIE!!" then the room went back to colorful form and Grandpa fainted.

"Grandpa, gimme your deck and car. Grandpa? Grandpa?? GRANDPA?? GRANDPA!!!!!" dramatic ending

Wow… This chapter SUCKED!! Anyways, review or else you will perish in the firey pits of Hades. So, review or else… thinks …..NO MORE YU-GI-OH: THE REAL STORY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! REVIEW