Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Okay, so Grandpa's soul was just extracted from his body, Joey got a tape delivered to Yugi's house, and there was a dramatic ending.

"No! I need him for money and crap!" Yugi ran around screaming.

Joey slowly walks upstairs and nobody notices him. He takes out the package that he hid earlier and pops it in the upstairs TV. (It's a videotape if you haven't already figured that out.)

Serenity's face appears on the screen, "Well, big brother, I'm losing my eyesight. You probably won't see me ever again. So this is the last time you'll ever get a chance to look at your sister again."

Stifled laughter could be heard in the background, but Joey thought it was crying or whatever because he's stupid (And that's why we "love" him.)

Serentiy tried to hide her mouth as she whisper to the people who were laughing, "Shut up! If you want him to send us money you have to make this look real!"

She turned back to Joey and said, "I'm going to miss you, big brother. Oh! And the operation is in Domino City. Good bye." Serenity had tears in her eyes from laughter, but Joey (Dense as always…) thought she was crying from sadness.

So, Joey went back downstairs in time to watch Yugi running around in circles yelling, "OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!"

"Hey, Joey. Lookit what I found in the same box as that video!" Tristan held up a glove, two star thingies, and a pamphlet all about "Duelist Kingdom". "This glove will never be in style." (True dat!)

Joey runs over and grabs it, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… Mmmmoooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy…"

Everyone backs away slowly as Joey drools over the prize money.

Meanwhile at Kaiba Corp

Some peeps enter Seto's office and demand a raise. "For the last time… I DON'T CARE! Get out of my office!"

Big Five Member #1, "What if we don't wanna?"

Kaiba sighs, "You're all fired." And he goes back to work. (Well, that was quick…)

As the Big Five leave the office, Big Five Member #4 whips out his cell phone and calls Pegasus.

"Hello! And welcome to: You Called A Gay Guy!"

"Err… right… Mr. Pegasus, we'd like to organize a bargain with you that is too serious and complex for this story."

"I'm down wit dat."

Big Five Member #4 clears his thought and continues, "Eh-HEM! Err… Right… We're going to steal Mokuba, attempt to kill Kaiba, and other things that will eventually lead to our doom. BYE!"

Mokuba walks by eating ice cream and other unhealthy, sugar-infested goodness. "Hey guys! slurpsmacksmack What are slurpslurp you doing in the crunchcrunch hallway?"

"Get him!" Big Five Member #2 shouts. So they gag him and stuff him in a bag while Seto watches from the office.

Seto's thoughts: 'Hmmm… I wonder what I'm having for dinner tonight… I hope I'm not ignoring something REALLY important that might lead to my downfall and such…' (Kaiba, you idiot!)

Anyways…

Yugi and the gang are headed to the ship that was taking all the duelists to the island with no food, shelter, or anything of survival needs except in the castle. (Maybe THAT'S why everyone wants to be a "finalist")

Joey drags Yugi over to the side and whispers to him, "Okay, Yug, here's how we'll get on the friggn' ship. You stuff me in a suitcase and haul me onboard. Once there, we mug a kid for his glove and star chips and toss him off board."

"Joey, we COULD just… you know… share mine."

"Yug that totally sounded gay. Anyways, let's mug that kid over there." Joey goes over, punches him, takes his star chips and such (Money too) and throws him over the dock into the black sea (Considering this is a "night scene" everything's all dark and black as my soul.)

As Joey returns from his adventure to seek out helpless and defenseless kids to mug and then steal all their positions, Yugi sweatdrops. "Joey, you DO realize you totally abandoned your last plan right?"

"Oh! That? Nah… Tristin and Téa are using that plan. I secretly told them while the audience was distracted with me being … me being… me…. Ummmm…"

"An idiot?"

"Yeah! That's the word I'm looking for. Anyways, Téa's in this one. Here. And I'll be taking Tristin."

They both walk onboard and show their star chips and duelist gloves and get on the ship. They unload their stuff in their rooms and meet each other on the docks.

"So, Joey, why DID you want to enter this contest?" Yugi asks.

"Oh, umn… Y'see I have this little sister. She's always had bad eyesight (A/N: Actually, she's been planning this for ages. She's just been pretending to be blind and such.) and I really want her to have a normal life. So I need the money from the tournament to save her and … and… and… erm…" Joey started forgetting again. (So what else is new?)

Just then, someone was walking toward them. You could only see their shadow, but it made Yugi and Joey wary. So they hid among the barrels and peeked over. All they could see was the back of the person and very white hair. Just then, Joey leaped out and was about to attack the defenseless albino. "Joey! No!" Yugi yelled to him, "That's Ryou!"

But it was all too late. Ryou turned around and saw Joey lunging at him (Claws and teeth bared and everything) and they both went tumbling into the water below. Then, what's-his-name came in, took Yugi's Exodia cards and tossed them overboard and ran off laughing hysterically. Yugi dashed over to the side of the ship and started yelling to Joey and Ryou to grab his cards before they were ruined or eaten or something of the sort.

When Joey and Ryou were hoisted aboard, they gave the five, soaked cards to Yugi. Yugi cried. I was happy. Anyways, he tried to sell them on Ebay, but it didn't sell very well. It was just as successful as the Blue Eyes White Dragon incident.

"So anyways, Ryou. What are YOU doing on this ship? Are you a stowaway like Tristin and Téa?" Joey asked.

"Well, no. I'm a duelist; like you." Ryou answered in his thick British accent.

Yugi started speaking, "You know… that reminds me… did we ever let Téa and Tristin out of the suitcases?"

Back in the rooms…

Muffled screams and threats seemed to be coming from the suitcases.

Back to the ship thing…

"Nah… they're fine. I'm sure we let them out." Joey assured Yugi (What? Are you crazy, Yugi? NEVER trust Joey!)

To Mai's room…

Mai is a beautiful girl with long, golden hair, violet eyes, and a temper that's worse than Joey. (That's scary….) Anyways, right now she is making a bet with some guy with purple bangs.

"So, if I win, you clear out of here and I get the apartment. If you win, I'll give you a kiss. Deal?" Mai bargained.

"Yeah…sure…" Rex was too drunk with his pervertiveness to actually think straight. So in the end, he lost humiliatingly and was chucked out by Mai.

Well, I'm board. I'm going to end it here. Let the "fun" begin in the next chapter. Bye! And don't forget to REVIEW! R-E-V-I-E-W! Jeez! Do I REALLY need to spell it out for you?