High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Author's Note: Before I forget, I would like to thank Poochie for saying I was the greatest fanfic humor writer ever. I'd give you five bucks, but I'm kinda broke right now, so I'll just dedicate this chapter to you.

Chapter 4

RING!

Everybody stampeded out the doors, happy school was over for another day.

Inuyasha stood by the bike rack, waiting for Koga to appear.

'I bet that idiot forgot or he was just lying.' He thought, starting to get a little annoyed.

"Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha looked up and saw Kagome walking up to him.

"What are you doing over here by the bike rack?" She asked. "You don't have a bike."

"I'm waiting for Koga. He said he'd tell me how to get Sesshomaru to like me again."

"I can get Sesshomaru to like you again and it won't cost you anything."

"How! Tell me how, damn you!"

"Just leave everything to me." Kagome smiled, then when back into the school.

"Well, I guess I didn't need Koga after all." Inuyasha limped as fast as he could over ot Sango's car before she could drive off, yelling, "Wait for me! Don't leave without me, damn you!"

Just as Sango drove off with Inuyasha in the backseat, Koga walked up to the bike rack.

"Alright, Inutrasha, here's how-" He said, then suddenly noticed Inuyasha wasn't there. "Oh well. His loss."

Kagome walked down the halls until she finally came to the detention room, which had horrible sounds coming from it as though it were a dungeon or hell or something like that.

"Wow, the detention room is scarier than I thought. Poor Sesshomaru." Kagome said, then opened the door.

"Who are you?" Mrs. Diarrhea asked.

"I'm Kagome and I need to talk to Sesshomaru for a minute."

"Oh, alright. I'm gonna stand right outside the door and if I hear anything bad going on, you're both gonna be suspended!" Mrs. Diarrhea left the room and slammed the door shut.

Kagome walked up to Sesshomaru.

"What do you want?" He asked, not looking up at Kagome.

"I want to know why you kicked Inuyasha's ass over something as stupid as this."

"You call THIS stupid? I've two weeks of this five hour detention crap and you say you want to know why I kicked Inuyasha's ass? God, you're the stupid one if you ask me."

"Well...I wanna know why you're always so mean to Inuyasha."

"Because when he was a little boy, he'd cry when I was mean to him, but when he got older and didn't cry when I did mean stuff to him, I did it anyway because it became a habit."

"Can you tell me one thing you did when he was little?"

"Yeah. I remember this one time at Disney Land..."

Flashback...

"Sesshomaru, why are we in the potty? I don't have to go." A six year old Inuyasha said, looking up at his brother.

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes in annoyance. "I know, but just stay right here and don't come out until I tell you to. Okay?"

"Okay!"

Sesshomaru patted his brother on the head. "Good, little brother. Good."

He ran out the door, pushed a big ass statue in front it, and ran off snickering.

"Sesshomaru!" Sesshomaru's dad called out to him when he spotted him.

Sesshomaru got scared for just a second, thinking he had been caught, then calmed down and walked over to his father.

"Yes, Father?" He asked, his voice calm.

"Have you seen Inuyasha?"

"No, but I did see a sign awhile back that said, 'Wanted: Child molester. Last seen at Disney Land'"

"Oh my God! I've got to find Inuyasha!" Sesshomaru's dad ran of to find Inuyasha while Sesshomaru grinned from ear to ear.

End of flashback...

"You locked Inuyasha in the bathrrom at Disney Land when he was only six! No wonder he blamed those pranks on you."

Sesshomaru smiled slightly. "I also remember this one time at the zoo."

"Hold on. Before the flashback, I just wanna ask you something. Whatever happened to your dad?"

"Well, about five years ago he left to go to the store, but he never came back. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. The flashback." (A/N:Got that fromThe Simpsons.)

Flashback...

"Wow! Look at the lions!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

Sesshomaru wondered why every seven year old loved the zoo. When he was Inuyasha's age, he hated it and still does.

Suddenly, Sesshomaru was struck by an evil idea.

"Why don't you have a closer look?" He asked, then pushed Inuyasha into the lions' den.

"Ouch! That hurt!" Inuyasha rubbed the part of his ass that he landed on, then he was suddenly surrounded by lions. "Uh oh. Uh...nice lions?"

Inuyasha screamed when they pounced on him while Sesshomaru laughed and other visitors gathered around to see what the comotion was.

End of flashback...

"You pushed him into the lions' den! You son of a bitch!" Kagome slapped Sesshomaru, then gasped and covered her mouth when she realized what she just said and did. "You're a mean older brother! What did Inuyasha ever do to you to deserve all that!"

Sesshomaru looked away from Kagome. "He made Father forget all about me."

"Let me guess. This happened when he was born."

"Yeah."

"That's still no excuse." Kagome walked over to the door, then took one last glance at Sesshomaru. "Think about what I just said and maybe you'll see the light." With that said, Kagome left.

Since Inuyasha was afraid to go home or stay at Kagome's house again, he stayed at Sango's house. Miroku decided to tag along for...well, you know why.

The three were just laying around in the living room, Miroku on one half of the couch, Sango on the other half, and Inuyasha in the chair.

"I'm...BORED!" Inuyasha said. "Don't you have anything fun to play, Sango?"

"Well, my dad has a drinking game hidden under his bed." Sango said.

"I'm opposed to drinking."

"Me too." Miroku said.

"Uh...I know! We could steal Kohaku's journal and read it."

"Yeah!" The two boys shouted in unison.

"Hold on. I'll get it." Sango got up and went to get Kohaku's journal. She came back a minute later with a black book that said Journal on the front in silver letters.

Miroku sat up and scooted over a bit and Inuyasha sat down near the center of the couch, making a space big enough for Sango to fit.

When she sat down and opened the book, the two boys looked over her shoulders at the book. Miroku actually put his head on Sango's shoulder as he silently read what was on the page.

"'Dear Journal,'" Sango began. "'Today I finally got the courage to talk to the new girl at school. She's SO hot. I just wish I could ask her out, but everytime I tried to talk to her, I puked. In fact, everytime I think about her I puke. Oh crap! I've gotta puke right now! BLEH!'"

The three grimly noticed there was a little bit a puke splattered on the page here and there. (A/N: In case you haven't figured it out, I got that from South Park. Yay, South Park!)

"That's gross! You're little brother's gross, Sango!" Inuyasha cried, making a disgusted face.

"Shut up or I won't continue reading!" Sango glared at Inuyasha.

He became silent.

"'Dear Journal, Today Sango taught me how to beat up a pervert in case I got attacked by a pedophile with no one around to help me. She was teaching me this because one of the teachers tried to have sex with me. If Sango hadn't come any sooner, I would've been a goner. Sango's the best sister in the world. In fact, she's so great that I just know she would never read you. But if she ever did, I'd kill her in her sleep.'"

Sango gulped nervously, not noticing the front door opened and Kohaku was standing there, wearing a slightly dirty soccer uniform.

"Sango!" He cried. "You're reading my journal! I can't believe you'd do this!"

Kohaku ran upstairs and slammed the door.

Sango and Inuyasha looked at Miroku and asked in unison, "Can we stay at your house?"

Miroku smiled. "Sure, you can! I'm not grounded anymore, so there's no problem."

Sango quickly packed a few things and grabbed Kilala while Miroku and Inuyasha got their stuff ready.

'I wonder if Inuyasha's okay.' Kagome thought as she did her homework. 'And I wonder if Sesshomaru is thinking about what I said to him.'

Kagome thought as she did her homework.

Kagome sighed and stood up.

"This homework's too hard." She said. "I'm gonna check on Inuyasha."

"Miroku, we should stay at your house more often!" Inuyasha said happily as he turned the Dancing Drunk Santa Claus on and off again really fast.

"Inuyasha, I wouldn't do that if I were you." Miroku said.

"Oh, come on, Miroku. It's not like this thing's gonna explode or something." The Dancing Drunk Santa Claus exploded in Inuyasha's face, covering it in black stuff.

Sango and Miroku tried to keep themselves from laughing.

"I tried to warn you."

"Shut the hell up! That's not funny!"

The phone rang.

"God, I hope that's not the perverted old lady from down the street again." Miroku picked up the phone. "Hello? Hi, Kagome. How are you? You wanna talk to Inuyasha? Okay, hold on." Miroku held the phone out to Inuyasha. "It's for you."

"Gimme that!" Inuyasha grabbed the phone from Miroku. "Hello?"

"Hi, Inuyasha." Kagome said.

"Hi, Kagome. Why're you calling me?"

"I was just wondering how you are."

"Fine. Did you get Sesshomaru to like me again?"

"I'm not sure."

"What do you mean you're not sure!"

"That's all up to Sesshomaru."

"I swear, Kagome, if your plan doesn't work, I'm gonna kill you."

"Oh, please don't." Kagome said sarcastically. "By the way, why are you at Miroku's house? Weren't you staying at Sango's?"

"Yeah."

"Well, what happened? I called Sango's house and her dad said you guys left for Miroku's."

Inuyasha chuckled a bit. "We were reading Kohaku's journal and he wrote in it that if Sango ever read his journal, he'd kill her in her sleep so we left. As you know, we couldn't stay at my house so we came to Miroku's."

"Isn't he grounded?"

"Not anymore."

"You want me to come over?"

"Hell yeah! Come on over and bring some snacks! Kilala just ate all of 'em!"

After hours of sitting in detention, thinking about what Kagome said to him, Sesshomaru was finally released.

'Maybe Kagome was right.' Sesshomaru thought as he walked home. 'Maybe I have been really mean to Inuyasha. What am I saying? Of course I've been really mean to him. And why? Just because he was stealing Father's attention, but he was supposed to be paying more attention to Inuyasha than me. After all, he is younger than me. Father, if only you knew how much it hurt me to see you pay more attention to Inuyasha than me.'

Sesshomaru sighed, then decided to find Inuyasha and talk to him.

"I need to find a phone. I'm sure there's a pay phone around here somewhere."

"God, that was a funny story!" Inuyasha said, laughing his guts out. "I better get to the bathroom before I pee my pants."

Inuyasha left to go to the bathroom, then Kagome said, "I have a scary story to tell!"

"Tell us!" Miroku said.

"One day a dude named Inuyasha went into a haunted bathroom."

A second went by...

Then two...

Three...

Four...

Five...

"Well?" Miroku asked.

"Well what?"

"What happened to Inuyasha?" Sango asked.

"Huh, I don't know. He hasn't come back yet."

Inuyasha walked back in, sighing with relief as he sat down next to Kagome.

"Inuyasha, what happened to you when you were in the bathroom?" Kagome asked.

"I peed, flushed the toilet, washed my hands, and left."

"Oh. One day a dude named Inuyasha went into a haunted bathroom. He peed, flushed the toilet, washed his hands, and left. The end."

"Boring!" Miroku said. "Tell us a better story like when Inuyasha almost kissed you."

"Okay! Inuyasha was just about to kiss me when-"

Inuyasha's cell phone rang in his pocket.

"Hold that thought, Kagome." He said, then took his cell phone out of his pocket. "Hello? If this that girl who keeps stalking me, I'm gonna scream."

But it wasn't the girl.

"Inuyasha."

It was Sesshomaru.

"Sesshomaru! I...uh...I'm not at Miroku's house if that's what you're thinking! Oh, crap! I just told him where I was!"

"Inuyasha, I just wanna tell you I'm sorry I've been mean to you ever since day one and I wanna make it up to you."

"You're serious?"

"Yes. Now tell me how I can make this up to you."

"Don't ever kick my ass again."

"Okay."

"Or leave me at Disney Land."

"Alright."

"Or push me into the lions' den."

"Okay."

"Or hang me from the flag pole by my underwear."

"Alright. Anything else?"

"Yeah. I heard Mr. Tortellini was gonna give out a hard math test next week..."

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru made up! Yay! I thought this was a very touching chapter, don't you? Anyway, please R&R!