Welcome to my world! Well, this is my first published fanfic... and the only non-lemon one i have done as well... i like 3 periods... it is cool... Advice: NEVER watch or read Excel Saga! You will never be the same! oh... prettiey!
Ehem... excuse my friend there. He won't be writing this fic, fortunately. I do the writing.
AND I do the evil type thinkin!
Um... yes. As far as the Disclaimer goes...
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. At all. I am the poorest man alive. If you truly feel the need to sue, you might get a couple of pairs of mismatched dirty socks. And hair gel. Lots of hair gel.
Tis my first, be gentle! Aka(NO Flames! They will be use to light my trashcan fire).
Thoughts
The Odyssey of K
Chapter 1
Urashima Keitaro Scraped himself off the pavement rather painfully.
"Ugh. She sure hits hard. I didn't mean to trip... and land in her chest... again. My life sucks."
Keitaro covered his eyes from the bright morning sun, scanning his surroundings.
"I wonder where I landed this time? Sure is a nice day though..."
Just then, a yell can be heard coming from somewhere in the sky, off to Keitaro's right.
"What in the hell..." CRASH!
"Wow! That guy hit that trash can pretty hard..."
Keitaro runs over to the fallen fellow.
"Hey, You ok?"
"Ung. Damn that tomboy! Why did she hit me this time?"
Just then a rather cute looking girl with a horrific scowl on her face comes stomping toward the two men.
"Ranma no Baka! Why are you flirting with that Shampoo again?"
Keitaro got an odd look on his face. Flirting with shampoo? To each his own I guess...
"Aw Akane, I wasnt flertin with her! She was all graby again!" Said this Ranma person.
"As If! All you ever do is is flirt with everything with a chest and two legs, you perv!" screamed the girl, obviously named Akane.
At this point, the girl called Akane started to glow a strange, very scary colour of blue. The boy named Ranma started to back away rapidly while flailing his arms in front of his face protectively. "Come on Akane... ya already hit me once... come on, um hey AHHHHHHH!" Ranma screamed as he was propelled int LEO courtesy Akane airlines.
At this point, Akane looks pointedly at the man next to her. "And what are YOU looking at?"
"umm... ah... Nothing!" At this point, Keitaro makes a hasty exit. My life may suck... but not as bad as that Ranma fellows!
As Keitaro runs he thinks back on the strange scene that took place only moments before. Keitaro suddenly stops running as the Ranma bomb falls scant inches from where Keitaro was planning to step next. "Woa!" Said Keitaro as he backpedaled furiously.
"STUPED UNCUTE TOMBOY WITH GORRILA THIGHTS!" Yells Ranma, who somehow stood up after his landing as if nothing at all had happened.
"THICK HEADED LETCHER!" Akane screamed back.
I think it would be a good idea to get out of here REAL quick.
Keitaro continues running as Ranma and Akane continue to throw insults at each other.
The last things that Keitaro heard before he blacked out was Ranma Yelling "BUILT LIKE A BRICK!" and a loud whistling sound, followed by a loud CRACK!
"Oops..." Says an embarrassed Akane after realizing that her thrown mallet missed its intended target and hit poor Keitaro instead...
Hope you liked my first chapter! I know its rather short, but I plan to write at least 3 chapters a week.
R&R much appreciated. I will be more likely to post the next chapters after I see a little interest.
As for where this is going, I am as much in the dark as you are. If I try to do something specific in my writing, it ends up all weird and junk.
As for my authors opening... I had a little to much to drink, not to mention that I had just finished Reading volume 3 of Excel Saga... That show does weird things to you sometimes...