High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 5

It was a brand new, sunny day.

After last night's phone call, Inuyasha could tell his brother Sesshomaru was being serious about being nice to him so he went to the principal and said all those bad things were done by Naraku.

Now Naraku has two weeks of five hour detention and Inuyasha's injuries somehow got better overnight.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru now have time to prepare for Inuyasha's little plan...

RING!

The final bell of the day.

Inuyasha was in the bathroom with Sesshomaru, telling him about his big plan.

"You're kidding. Right, Inuyasha?" Sesshomaru asked.

"No, I'm not." Inuyasha said. "We're gonna sneak into school tonight, steal the answers to Mr. Tortellini's test, make copies for our friends, and we won't have to do a make up test and fail it."

"What if we get caught?"

"Don't worry. We won't get caught. My plan is guaranteed to work."

"Oh, that's really reassuring."

Inuyasha went behind Sesshomaru and began to push him out of the bathroom. "Come on, Sesshomaru! We need to go buy some black clothes for tonight."

When the two brothers left the bathroom, Koga came out of one of the stalls.

'So you're gonna steal the answers to Mr. Tortellini's test, eh? Not on my watch.'

Koga smiled evilly.

Inuyasha looked at his watch and sighed stressfully. It said 9:36.

"Are you dressed yet!" He called out to his brother.

"Yeah!" Sesshomaru answered back.

"Then what the hell are you doing in there!"

"I'm combing my hair!"

"Sesshomaru, you've been in there for the past twenty five minutes! It doesn't take a person THAT long to get dressed and comb their hair."

"My hair's special!"

"Yeah. Retarded special. Hurry up so we can go already!"

"Hold on! Okay, I'm ready!"

Sesshomaru stepped out of the bathroom, his hair all shiny and well groomed.

"It's about time. Now let's go!"

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru put on their black backpacks and headed out to door to the garage.

"I hope I can get this stupid door open." Sesshomaru said as he pushed the button that opened the garage door. It didn't move. "Damn."

"I know how to open the door!" Inuyasha walked up to the door. "If you don't open up, I'm gonna kill you!"

The door instantly opened after Inuyasha threatened it.

'Note to self: Threaten the door next time.' Sesshomaru thought to himself as he walked up to one of his most prized possessions besides his hair, his voice, and his body: His motorcycle.

"How come you never take your motorcycle to school, Sesshomaru?"

"Someone might trash it." Sesshomaru said as he mounted his motorcycle. "Get on before I leave without you."

"Don't order me around! I'm the one who came up with this plan!"

Inuyasha glared at his brother for a second, then got behind him on his motorcycle and held on to his shoulders.

Sesshomaru started up his motorcycle and did a wheelie out of the garage, then began the drive normally on the road, though he was driving about thirty miles over the speed limit.

"We're going to die!" Inuyasha screamed and closed his eyes.

"God, you're such a pussy." Sesshomaru couldn't help but laugh, thinking about what Inuyasha's face must look like right now.

When they got to a red light and the motorcycle slowed to a stop, Inuyasha instantly wrapped his arms around Sesshomaru's waist and held on tight, thinking he'd have a better chance of not falling off that way.

"Sesshomaru, I just realized something."

"What?"

"If school is so far away, why do we walk?"

"Because we need the exercise."

"Oh."

After another couple of minutes of driving, they made it to the school.

"Oh, thank God!" Inuyasha said as he got off the motorcycle and kissed the ground. He sat up and spit something out. "Gross! Someone peed here!"

"So you're finally here." Koga grinned, watching the two brothers through a pair of binoculars, high up in a tree. "God, why did I have to borrow stuff from my cousin's closet? Her pants are giving me a wedgie."

Koga let go of his binoculars and pulled at the bottom of his pants.

"I knew I should've went shopping like Inuyasha and Sesshomaru did."

"Look, Sesshomaru! That tree looks high enough to reach Mr. Tortellini's room!" Inuyasha said.

Sesshomaru covered his brother's mouth and shushed him.

"Don't talk so loud!" Sesshomaru whispered harshly.

"Buh duh krustoian es de." Inuyasha said from behind Sesshomaru's hand.

"What?" Sesshomaru took his hand off of Inuyasha's mouth.

"I said, 'But the custodian is deaf.'"

"Oh. Well, yes he is but what if there's someone here who isn't deaf. Did you think about that?"

"The thought did occur to me, but I thought it was just gas."

"Just shut up and follow me."

Sesshomaru walked up to the big tree with Inuyasha right behind him.

"Give me a boost. I can't reach the nearest branch."

"Why do I have to boost you? Why can't you boost me? I'm smaller."

"Inuyasha, just do it."

"Fine, but I swear if you break my back, I'm suing you."

"Whatever."

Inuyasha stood underneath the nearest branch and bent over with his hands on his knees. Sesshomaru climbed into his back until his feet were on Inuyasha's shoulders.

Inuyasha winced when he felt Sesshomaru's weight go to his shoulders. "Are you ready yet?"

"Yeah."

Inuyasha stood up slowly. When he was almost standing up straight, Sesshomaru grabbed the tree branch and started swinging back and forth until finally he swung forward far enough to do a handstand on the branch, then placed his feet on the branch.

"Show off."

"You're just jealous because I'm more aerodynamic than you and I have better hair." Sesshomaru flipped his hair to prove his point.

"Help me up!"

"Okay. Hold on a sec."

Sesshomaru grabbed a hold of the branch with one hand and reached down as far as he could without losing balance. Inuyasha reached his hand up and was about to grab his brother's outstretched one when the last person he wanted to see appeared.

"Hey there, Inutrasha."

Koga.

Inuyasha turned to face him. "What do you want, Koga?"

"Well, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation in the bathroom, so I thought I'd blow it for you. But, I won't if you give me what I want."

"What do you want and don't say it's Kagome cuz she's mine!"

"I can have her anytime I want. It's the answer I want."

"No wa-"

"Alright, Koga." Sesshomaru said. "We'll give you a copy of the answers but you'll have to help us get them first."

"No sweat."

Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Kilala were at Kagome's house, waiting for Inuyasha or Sesshomaru to contact them on the walkie-talkie.

"That's it! If they're not gonna contact us, I'm gonna contact them!" Kagome said, then picked up the walkie-talkie. "Inuyasha? Can you hear me? Is everything okay?"

Silence.

"Inuyasha?"

More silence.

"10-4, good buddy." Inuyasha's voice came through the walkie-talkie.

Everyone sighed in relief when they heard Inuyasha's voice.

"Did you get the answers yet?"

"Nope."

"Inuyasha! Is that Kagome! I wanna talk to her!" Koga's voice was heard in the background.

"No way!"

"I wanna talk to her!"

"You can't talk to her!"

"Why not!"

"I'm the one who came up with this plan and I say who gets to talk to who and who doesn't get to talk to who!"

Sounds of a struggle came from the walkie-talkie.

"Give me that! I wanna talk to Kagome!"

"Never! You can never talk to her again! I forbid you to!"

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"Yes, I can!"

"Shut up, dog face!"

"Being a dog face is better than wearing women's clothing!"

"This was the only outfit I could find that was black! That's it! I'm give you a wedgie! Oh, my God! You're wearing a thong!"

"I didn't have any other clean underwear so I had to take these from Sesshomaru's underwear drawer!"

"I never saw those in my life!" Sesshomaru's voice was heard over the walkie-talkie.

"This is better than last night's episode of Donkey Drama!" Miroku said.

"You saw that, too!" Sango asked.

"Yeah! Wasn't that one part great where Broce found out Sally was cheating on him with that slutty duck, Miranda."

"I know. I was shocked to find out Sally was bisexual. I mean, she works at a church for crying out loud!"

"I know. I didn't even know a donkey and a duck could fall in love. Sango, did you see that one part where Broce got his revenge on Sally by kissing her best friend, Peter the rabbit, right in front of her at her birthday party?"

"Yeah, that part was awesome. Especially that one part where Broce and Sally walk in on Miranda and Peter Frenching each other and they all started doing REALLY naughty things to each other."

"I know!"

While Miroku and Sango continued talking about last night's episode of Donkey Drama, Kagome sighed in relief when the commotion on the other end of the walkie-talkie stopped.

After a couple minutes of tree climbing, the three finally made it to Mr. Tortellini's room, which was on the twenty fourth floor.

"Why'd they made this school so damn big!" Inuyasha asked.

"I think it had something to do with Bill Clinton working here back in the 80's." Sesshomaru said.

Koga grinned. "Now to bust in."

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a switchblade, then pressed the button and started to cut open one of the window panes when the blade came out.

"Have you done this before?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Well, there was one time where my mom was sick and she needed medicine. I was broke at the time so I stole some medicine. It was cool."

"How was that cool?"

"I was on Cops and I didn't realize it until I saw the new episode of Cops the night I got home."

"I remember that episode!" Inuyasha said.

Flashback...

"Let's see what's on TV." Inuyasha said as he picked up the remote and turned the TV on.

"On this episode of Cops," Some announcer dude on the TV said, "a young man is stealing medicine and is running from the law anyway he can.

Then Koga appeared on TV.

"Hey! That's Koga!" Inuyasha stared wide eyed at the TV as he watched Koga run across the busy highway with the police chasing after him.

"The suspect is now climbing over a barbed wire fence." Some other dude said. "The police are cutting their way through the fence instead of climbing over it. Now the suspect is climbing onto someone's motorcycle. Now he realizes there are no keys and is taking some kid's tricycle and is trying to get away. The police can't keep up with him on foot so now they're going back to their cars and are following him."

Inuyasha started laughing when the police couldn't catch up with him even in their cars.

"Stop!" One of the police guys shouted. "In the name of the law, I command you to stop!"

"Bite me!" Koga said.

After a couple of days, Koga was still riding the tricycle with the police chasing him. (A/N: I bet you'd like to see an episode of Cops that lasted a couple of days, wouldn't ya?)

"It appears that the police are giving up chase on the suspect. Oh, never mind. They just ran out of gas." The announcer dude said. "And the suspect has escaped."

"That was the best episode of Cops ever." A sleep deprived Inuyasha said in a tired voice.

He fell off the couch and bonked his head on the coffee table, knocking him out.

End of flashback...

"That was a really great episode of Cops." Inuyasha said.

"Glad you thought so." Koga said.

"Are you gonna finish opening the window or what?" Sesshomaru asked.

Koga quickly went back to work on the window until finally the window pane fell forward. He grabbed the window pane so it wouldn't hit the floor break, then tossed it over his shoulder.

The sound of a cat meowing in pain was heard a few seconds later.

"Oh crap! I hit a cat!"

"Just pretend you didn't do it." Inuyasha said as he and Sesshomaru climbed in through the window pane, then pulled Koga in with them.

The three went wide eyed at the sight before them.

"Uh oh." They said in unison.

Right before them was...

Oooh...it looks like the guys are in a pickle. Too bad you won't know what it is until the next chapter. Ha ha ha!