Tis The Great Chapter The Second.

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I'm tired. No rant today.

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Pandaspeek

Odyssey of K

Chapter 2

"Ugh..." Keitaro made a low moan as he rubbed his sore and now unusually large head. Feels like an elephant thought my head was a chair or something

"Ah, so he is awake." a rather regal looking man with a thick mustache was leaning over him. Right next to him was a rather fat panda, who simple growled in agreement as he held up a wooden sign.

"Growrrler," So it seems Tendo

So the mustache man is named Tendo

"Is he alright?" asked the girl named Akane worriedly.

"Your lucky he has a thick skull, otherwise you'd be in jail now, Akane," said Ranma matter-of-factly.

"Oh shut UP Ranma! Your the cause of all this mess! If you hadn't dodged my mallet, he would be fine right now.

"uncute tomboy," Ranma whispered under his breathe.

"I heard that..." Akane growled.

"Hey, hey, I didn't say nothin'!" exclaimed Ranma, once again flailing is arms around, in a vain attempt to ward off the inevitable blow.

"Ranma, Akane, now is not the time to fight," Tendo admonished. "We have an injured civilian here because of your fighting, so I would appreciate it if you would hold off for a while..."

Hey! Look! He's Fully up!

Everyone turned their attention an the young man with the planet sized lump on his head.

"Ow... feels like a gorilla pounded on my head for an hour," Keitaro said as he gingerly touched the lump on his head.

Akane's eye twitched and a vain popped out of her forehead. Ranma suppressed a chuckle, getting a slap across the face for his trouble. Keitaro just stared with a confused look on his face.

"Just one question," Keitaro said. All eyes focused on him."Why would you be mad at someone for flirting with a bottle of shampoo?"

Everyone in the room just stared at the ronin as he scratched the back of his head.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" everyone in the room started laughing so hard that they started rolling around on the floor. Tendo even laughed so hard he cried. (Like THATS unusual...)

Keitaro's confused expression simply deepened. "Was it something I said?"

It took a good 5 minutes for everyone to recover from their laughing fit.

"No, haha, Shampoo is, hahaha, my fieonce," Ranma explained as he wiped the tears from his eyes.

"Oh. But why would she beat you up for flirting with your fieonce?"

"Because he has 3 of them!" Akane practically growled.

"EH?"

"It's all my stupid pop's fault." Ranma stated, again in his confident mater-of-fact manner.

"Oh... How is it his fault?"

"He traded me for food when I was a baby."

"What kind of father would do such a thing?"

"A bastard one thats who."

As Keitaro and Ranma continued their dialog, The panda's sweatdrop increased steadily in size. You don't have to slander you old man ya know.

Ranma takes the sign from the panda and baps him into next week with it.

"It's all your fault ya fat panda!"

One again Keitaro scratches his head as a large sweatdrop started forming. "Are you so sure that was a good idea?

Just as he finishes the panda appears out of nowhere(Time slip maybe?) and procedes to try and rip Ranma's head of with a pair of signs that read : I am the mighty panda! Hear me squeak!

After the initial attack the two fighters square off against each other. By this point the sweatdrop on Keitaro's head looks like Niagara Falls. This can't be good...

Another short and sweat chapter. In case you were wondering about the cliffhanger, We may know what is about to happen, but poor Keitaro sure as hell doesn't.

Ja ne

The Great DJSin