High School Sucks
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.
Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.
Chapter 6
Right before them was...a whole bunch of laser beams. In the center of all the beams was Mr. Tortellini's desk with the answers to the test on top of it.
"This is just like in the cartoons!" Koga said.
"How do we get past that?" Inuyasha asked.
"Leave it to me." Seshomaru said.
He walked up to one of the laser beams with confidence in his stride, then did a flip over the laser beam. He landed on his hands and did a flip over another one and so on.
"Go, Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha cheered. "We believe in you. Okay, no we don't."
Sesshomaru gracefully jumped and flipped through the laser beams until he reached Mr. Tortellini's desk.
"The answers to the test..." Sesshomaru whispered to himself, then, ever so slowly, reached down to pick up the test answers.
"Hurry up, Sesshomaru! Someone might come in!" Koga yelled.
"Don't rush me."
After a few seconds of hesitation, Sesshomaru picked up the answers to the test.
"We did it! Yeah!" Inuyasha said, then hugged Koga. Koga hugged him back and they started jumping up and down while shouting happily. Then they realized they were hugging each other and quickly stopped jumping and let go of each other, turning their backs to each other.
Just as Sesshomaru was about to make his way out of the laser beams, his hair brushed one of the laser beams. His hair was okay, but the laser beams disappeared, a red bulb in the ceiling turned on, making the room turn red, and a loud siren blasted throughout the school, nearly making the three boys go deaf.
"RUN FOR IT!" Inuyasha screamed over the sirens.
The three rushed to the windows, but they were too late. Metal bars appeared over the windows, making it impossible for escape was well as impossible for someone else to come in.
Inuyasha pointed at the door. "QUICK! THE DOOR!"
The boys ran to the doors, happy to see they were still accessible, and threw them open, running out into the hall.
They were also happy to hear the sirens turn off, but knew someone was after them.
The sound of barking drew their attention to one end of the hall.
A whole group of Dobermen ran around the corner and headed straight toward the boys, their mouths foaming, their sharp teeth bared, and a blood thirsty look in their eyes, barking loudly.
"Oh, crap!" Inuyasha yelled.
The boys turned to run down the other end of the hall, but saw there were Dobermen coming toward them from that direction as well.
"What are we gonna do?" Koga asked.
"This is what we do!" Inuyasha dropped to his knees and clasped his hands together. "Please don't kill us! I don't wanna meet God yet!"
"Who said you were going to heaven when you die?" Sesshomaru asked.
Inuyasha glared at Sesshomaru. "Hey! That's not funny!"
"Now I know what to!" Koga said. "Hey, doggies! There's some nice steak in the cafeteria just for you!"
The dogs stopped running and went wide eyed, then started running again in the direction of the cafeteria.
"Oh, God!" Inuyasha bent forward until his forehead was against the ground, then covered his head with his hands.
He realized that the dogs weren't after him when they ran by him, then stood up and smiled.
"I'm okay!" Inuyasha started dancing around like a fool. "Can't touch this!"
"Inuyasha, we need to get out of here." Sesshomaru said.
Inuyasha stopped dancing around. "You're right, Sesshomaru. But the question is, how do we get out?"
"The windows are barred up, there are rabid dogs on their way to the cafeteria, and I don't know what else." Koga said.
Inuyasha's expression grew serious. "I say we go to the front door and if it's locked, we go to the back door and if it's locked, we go back to the front door and break it open and if we can't break it open, we go back to the back door and try to break it open!"
"If that doesn't work, then what do we do?" Sesshomaru asked.
"We learn...to dance!" With that said, Inuyasha began to dance like MC Hammer while Koga and Sesshomaru watched him.
"Inuyasha, stop dancing and come with us to the front door!" Koga said.
Inuyasha stopped dancing and the three of them ran in the direction of the front door.
"I wonder if the guys got the test answers yet." Kagome said.
"Do you think the rumors are true?" Miroku asked.
"What rumors?"
"They say when someone breaks into the school, rabid Dobermen are released to give them rabies and while the intruder is weak from the virus, the Dobermen jump them and eat them! But if the intruder kicks the Dobermens' asses, they release something horrible."
"What! What do they release!"
"They release-"
"Evil killer teenage mutant ninja bunny rabbits!" Inuyasha and Koga screamed in unison.
They began to run around in circle, screaming like little girls while Sesshomaru glared at the bunnies, his arms crossed and his face emotionless.
"You wanna play, rabbits?" He asked. "Then let's play."
The bunnies took a hop toward the boys.
Inuyasha and Koga held each other and began to scream louder.
"Knock it off, you two." Sesshomaru forced the two boys to let go of each other and slapped them hard in the face, Inuyasha first, then Koga, then Inuyasha again. "They're just mutant rabbits dressed in ninja clothes, you morons. Nothing more. Now you stop screaming and help me kick their asses."
"Sesshomaru's right. Let's kick bunny ass!" Inuyasha said, then got into a fighting pose.
"Yeah..." Koga took out his switchblade and also got into a fighting pose.
"And now I'm too afraid to go home." Sango said. "I mean, Kohaku's serious about killing me for reading his journal. My mom read his journal the day before she died and that night, I had a nightmare so I went into my parents' bedroom to sleep and I saw Kohaku with a knife. He was about to stab my mom when I yelled, 'Kohaku, stop!' But I was too late. He plunged the knife into my mom's chest and she died. My dad kept telling me it was just a dream, but I know it wasn't."
"Are you serious!" Kagome and Miroku asked,.
"No way! I was just kidding! I can't believe you thought I was being serious. I know Kohaku would never hurt me, but still...what if he DOES do something?"
"Sango, he's eleven." Kagome said. "What can he do to you? Besides, you have a black belt, a purple belt, a red belt, a pink belt, and a whole bunch of other belts. You even have a rainbow belt."
"You're right. What can he do to me?"
"Kagome!" Inyuasha's voice cried out from the walkie-talkie.
Kagome ran to it and picked it up. "What's wrong, Inuyasha?"
"We won! We won!"
"Won what?"
"We won a battle against the evil killer teenage mutant ninja bunny rabbits!"
"Okay..."
"We're heading for the front door. At this rate, I think we're gonna make it."
"Inuyasha...In case you don't come back, I just wanna tell you...I love you."
"Kagome..."
"Aw..." Miroku and Sango said in unison.
"I love you, too, Kagome. And don't worry, I'll make it."
"Hurry up, little brother, or we'll leave without you." Sesshomaru's voice came from the walkie-talkie.
"If you leave without me, I'll kill you!"
Miroku grabbed the walkie-talkie from Kagome. "Inuyasha! There's something I have to tell you. Before you get to the front door, you'll run into a-"
Nothing but static was heard.
"All we have to do is round this corner and we'll make it to the front door." Inuyasha said happily, a big smile on his face.
Koga and Sesshomaru couldn't help but smile, too, knowing they've accomplished something the average student could never do.
They rounded the corner, thinking they were home free, but instead they ran into another obsticle: A giant evil killer teenage mutant ninja bunny rabbit.
The three gasped at the sight of the rabbit. Actually, Koga and Inuyasha gasped while Sesshomaru just glared at it.
"Time to meet your doom." The rabbit said, it's demonic voice echoing through the halls.
Inuyasha snorted. "No it's-Look! A giant carrot!"
"Where!"
"In the cafeteria! You better get to it before the evil Dobermen eat it."
"Those bastards!" The rabbit hopped down the hall and out of sight.
"You did it, Inuyasha!" Koga cried. "You actually did it!"
"Now all we have to do is go to the library, make copies of the test answers, and give them to the others." Inuyasha raised the test over his head as if it were some priceless relic. "From this day forward, we will be known as the dudes who broke into the school at night and lived!"
Sesshomaru and Koga didn't pay attention to him and headed for the front door. As Koga walked outthe door, Sesshomaru stopped and turned to Inuyasha, who was dancing like MC Hammer again.
"Inuyasha, come." Sesshomaru said, then walked out the door.
Inuyasha stopped dancing and ran out the door after the two. "Wait for me!"
The next day, Mr. Tortellini found out the answers to the test were gone. Since teachers are so stupid that they need a sheet to know which are the right answers on a test, he gave out a different test and said they were gonna take it today instead of next week.
Amazingly, Inuyasha and his friends passed the test with flying colors.
Better yet, Inuyasha and Koga called a truce. Well, it wasn't exactly a truce. All they did was make an agreement to help each other when it was nesessary, but they would still be nasty to each other. In fact, after they stole the answers to the quiz and went to the library, Koga and Inuyasha threw books at each other. Luckily they weren't caught.
Inuyasha and his friends celebrated by planning a sleepover at Kagome's house.
Uh...I don't have anything to say except please R&R.