High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 7

"Kagome, when are your little friends gonna be here?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.

"In a few minutes, I hope." Kagome said, occasionally looking out the window.

Sota ran into the room, carrying a box with holes in the lid. "They better get here soon! I wanna show Inuyasha my new pet spider."

Kagome shuddered. "I HATE spiders."

"And that's exactly why I got him."

Kagome sighed with relief and smiled when she heard a motorcycle pulled up to the house.

"They're here!" Sota ran out the door while Kagome watched from the window.

Inuyasha smiled at Sota when he finally reached the motorcycle and patted him on the head, saying something Kagome couldn't here, but she knew he was saying something like, "How are ya, little man?"

Sesshomaru shook hands with Sota and said something.

Sota said something and opened the box.

Inuyasha's eyes went wide and he began to scream and ran to the house while Sesshomaru took the box from Sota and chased after him.

Kagome began to laugh when Inuyasha made it inside. The scared expression on his face was priceless.

"Keep that thing away from me!" He cried.

"It's just a stupid spider." Sesshomaru said.

Inuyasha picked up a chair and swung it from side to side. "Come near me with that thing and I'll knock you out!"

Sesshomaru took a step towards Inuyasha and didn't even flinch when the chair was swung at him, stopping just a milimeter away from his nose.

"Like that intimidates me." He said, then put the box on the ground, took the chair from his brother's grasp, and placed it back on the floor.

While Inuyasha wasn't looking, the spider climbed out of the box and crawled up his pants leg.

"Something tickling me!" He cried, laughing and giggling hysterically.

Kagome, Sota, and Sesshomaru noticed the bulge moving up his pants leg and stopped when it couldn't get past the belt and went back down.

Inuyasha looked down at his leg. "What's tickling me!"

The spider crawled out of his pants leg and Inuyasha yelled, "OH, CRAP!", then ran out of the room.

Sota picked up the spider and put it back in the box. "There you go, Rerenwind. That's a good girl." (A/N: Hehehe...Rerenwind. That's funny.)

"I never knew Inuyasha was scared of spiders." Kagome said.

"He's not scared, just submissive." Sesshomaru said.

Inuyasha came back into the room just in time to hear what Sesshomaru said.

"I am not! You take that back!" He said.

"Make me."

Kagome stood in between the two brothers. "I'm gonna stop this before it begins. Guys, please don't fight. Sleepovers are about fun, not fighting, unless it's pillow fighting."

"Alright then." Inuyasha grabbed a pillow from the couch. "Bring it on!

Sesshomaru picked up the other pillow. "You got it."

The two brothers started hitting each other with the pillows. Inuyasha got lucky and hit Sesshomaru in the groin with his pillow. Sesshomaru hit Inuyasha in his groin with his pillow, too.

Kagome sighed and shook her head, thinking, 'Those two.' Kagome smiled. 'But at least they not fighting like they used to and it's all thanks to me.' She patted herself on the shoulder. 'Good job, Kagome.'

Since the front door was wide open, Sango walked in, a backpack hanging by one strap from one shoulder and Kilala on the other.

"Hi, guys." She said, then noticed Inuyasha and Sesshomaru hitting each other with pillows. "Did I come at a bad time?"

"No, those two are just releasing some energy." Kagome said.

"Die, you!" Inuyasha hit Sesshomaru in the face with his pillow so hard that he fell over and landed on his stomach. Inuyasha took this oppornity to sit on Sesshomaru's back, straddle legged, and beat his brother's head with the pillow over and over again. "Now I can happily watch you die from pillow poisoning!"

"Okay..." kagome and Sango said in unison.

Since the front door was still open, Miroku walked in. The minute he saw Sagno with her back turned to him, he made his move and groped her ass.

Sango's eyes went wide, then she turned around and slapped Miroku. "You damn pervert! Why do you always grope my ass? Why not Kagome's ass?"

"Because her ass isn't as soft as yours." He said.

Kagome slapped him. "I do too have a soft ass!"

Miroku finally noticed Inuyasha was sitting on Sesshomaru's beating his head with a pillow. "Dare I ask?"

"It's best if you didn't."

"How do we get them to stop?" Sango asked.

"I know how." Kagome cupped her hands over her mouth. "DINNER TIME!"

Inuyasha stopped right when he was about to hit his brother's head again. Both he and Sesshomaru perked their heads up, then scrambled toward the kitchen, climbing over each other in their attempt to reach the kitchen before the other did.

"Wow. That's amazing." Miroku said.

Suddenly, Koga barged in, dragging his backpack a broken strap. "Hey, everyone." The minute he saw Kagome, he let go of his backpack strap and walked over to her, taking her hands in his and gazing deeply and lovingly into her eyes. "I missed you so much Kagome."

Kagome blushed. "Koga, you saw me at school just a half an hour ago."

"I know, but every minute we're apart, I feel like an eternity has passed. I just can't live without you with me, Kagome. You know that. don't you?"

"Uh..." Kagome's blushed became a darker shade of red. "...yes?"

Inuyasha, finally realizing there is no dinner, came back into the living room. "Kagome there's no-" He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Koga, holding Kagome's hands and staring into her eyes. "You get the hell away from her! She's mine!"

Koga let go of Kagome's hands and glared at Inuyasha. "What makes you think that!"

Inuyasha walked up to Kagome and grabbed her wrist. He pulled her sleeve up and scanned her arm until he found what he was looking for, which he pointed at. It was words written in washable ink that said Property of Inuyasha.

"Hey! When did you do that!" Kagome asked, looking at the words with wide eyes.

"In PE when you got stuck in the volleyball net. Don't worry. It washes off." Inuyasha paused for a few seconds. "How did you get stuck in the volleyball net in the first place?"

"You see, I bet Sango that I could jump over the volleyball net. I almost made it when my foot got caught in the net. Sango tried to help me, but she just made it worse."

"Oh."

"Anyway, why don't we just do something fun? Inuyasha, Koga, you can stop holding this grudge against each other for one night, can't you?"

"No." Inuyasha and Koga said in unison.

"Please?" Kagome made the cutest face she could make, then took Inuyasha's and Koga's hands in hers. "For me?"

Koga and Inuyasha gave in, aighing in defeat.

"Great! Now let's go do something fun!" Kagome run into the kitchen to get Sesshomaru.

After spending about an hour and a half at the mall, everybody decided to head to the park, thinking it might be nice to play on the same jungle gym and see-saws and other things that they played on when they were children.

Kagome and Inuyasha walked up to the swings.

"Remember when you and Koga would stand on the swings and see who could jump off and land the farthest on their feet?" Kagome said, taking a seat upon one of the swings,

"Yeah." Inuyasha stood on the swing beside Kagome. "I beat him ALL the time."

"Except for that one time."

"What one time?"

"Don't you remember? You slipped when you landed and scraped your knee on the ground and you started crying."

"Oh yeah. I remember now. You kissed my knee to make it feel better."

"Did it work?"

"Yeah."

"I'M KING OF THE JUNGLE GYM!" Miroku shouted as he stood on top of the jungle gym.

Snago made her way to the top and held her hand out. "Don't forget about me."

"How could I forget about my queen?" Miroku grabbed Sango's hand and helped her stand up. She almost fell off, but Miroku help her balance. "Careful, now. I don't want my queen to get hurt." He took a chance and brought Sango's hand to his lips and kissed it like a gentleman would. This made Sango giggle and blush a little bit.

"Whoo! Miroku's gonna get some tonight!" Inuyasha yelled, then started dancing around in victory for Miroku.

Miroku quickly let go of Sango's hand and they both turned away from each other, a blush on both their faces.

Inuyasha pointed at Sesshomaru. "Ha ha! Sesshomaru doesn't have anyone to get some from! But then again, you might get some from Koga!"

Sesshomaru glared at Inuyasha before running towards him, the look on his face so fierce that he could probably destroy mountains by merely looking at them. Inuyasha screamed and began to run away.

"Where do you think you're going, Inuyasha!" Kagome called out.

"Where does it look like!" Inuyasha asked. "I'm going to the church! The holy water might stop the devil child!"

"Run, bitch! RUN!" Miroku cried, his hands cupped over his mouth.

"Hey, this is like that one day in PE." Sagno said.

"Yeah, it is. Oh my God! History is repeating itself! Next World War II is gonna repeat itself, only Bin Laden is gonna try to take over instead of Hitler!" Miroku jumped down from the jungle gym and ran as fast as he could back to Kagome's house.

"Miroku, wait!" Sango jumped down from the jungle gym and chased after Miroku. "Who said anything about World War II happening all over again!"

Kagome sighed. "Poor Sango. She has to deal with that almost 24/7."

Koga walked up to Kagome and draped his arm around her shoulders. "So, Kagome, you wanna go do something else while dog face isn't here?"

Kagome pushed Koga's arm off her. "No. I think I just wait at the house for them to come back." With that said, she walked away.

'Damn! Kagome got away from me! Oh well. I'll win you over, Kagome. Sometime before sunrise. You can count on it.'

Will Koga win Kagome over? I don't friggin' know! Sure, I'm the authoress, but some things don't come to me so easily, you know! Like what's the meaning of life, for example. Actually, I know what it is. It's to read the hext chapter of High School Sucks!