The Author can be seen bowing as deep to the ground as possible. The Author then rises. "I am truly sorry that I did not update my glorious story sooner. The flames have kept me warm at night. Before you attempt to kill me, allow me to describe the hell that has become my life… um never mind, you don't care, do you. sob no one does. Anyway, several people close to me have passed away recently, and as such I was not in the proper state of mind to write a story of this type. I have been working on an original angst fiction, maybe I'll release it someday.

Enough of my ramblings though.

Disclaimer: I have nothing left. My box was repossessed last week. My dog died. He choked on the cat. Who choked on the goldfish. Who was eaten by the cat. Who was eaten by the dog.

Thoughts ' '

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Odyssey of K

Chapter 5

(Shinobu, Motoko, and Perverts, Oh My)

The Sun shone upon the quiet and ancient structure, the birdsong like the lulling of Angels upon a great and beautiful sea. A light breeze blew the clothing hanging upon the clothesline like wind chimes. A young blue-haired girl can be seen hanging more clothing on this beautiful summer's day. But all was not well. For an evil, an evil beyond reckoning was watching this young girl with gleaming, dark, cesspools of darkness. And, as suddenly as a great tsunami crashing upon the ocean shore, the demon struck! In one instant, all of the silky undergarments that were hanging upon the clothesline were gone. The only evidence of their passing was a insane cackle, and the words, those dreaded words, "What a haul! What a haul!" A scream, and the gleaming of a sword was upon the demon! But he proved to be too fast for the brave swordswoman, who was swept aside like a rag doll.

SCREECH

Hold on a friggin minute! WHO THE $#$ is writing this &? Sorry for the fault in the fanfiction, the author responsible has been shot in the ass. We now return you to the proper writing style.

"HALT PERVERT!" screamed Motoko as she picked herself up off the roof.

"Mua ha ha ha! You will never catch me girly!" Yelled the aforementioned pervert.

Konno "Kitsune" Mitsune just watched the pervert pass until Motoko screamed, "He has our underwear!"

Kitsune's eyes opened just a crack, and closed as quickly. NOT a good sign. "Panty thief!"

Narusegawa Naru was walking by at that moment, and asked Kitsune what Keitaro had done this time.

"It's not Keitaro, it's some shriveled old man with a sack of panties on his back! After him!"

Kitsune, Shinobu, Naru, Motoko, and now Su with her Mecha-Tama Mark V were chasing the Great Demon Pervert around the Hinata compound.

"Mecha-Tama Missiles Fire!" yelled Su.

A large volley of patriot missiles homed in on the Pervert.

But, at the last possible second, he jumped out of the path of the missiles, causing them to strike and destroy one of the many trees along the long staircase pathway to the street below. This allowed the Pervert to escape unscathed, if not slightly browned.

"Mua ha ha! What a haul! What a haul! Ha ha ha!" The Great Pervert ran away, into the sunset.

"Damn! He got away!" cursed Naru, "And it actually wasn't Keitaro who did it." At this realization, Naru grew confused. "Keitaro actually had nothing to do with a perverted act?"

"Earth shattering, isn't it?" Asked Kitsune sarcastically.

Motoko just rolled her eyes. "Let us get back to the Hinata-sou and see if we cannot recover some of our undergarments."

"Good idea," agreed Kitsune.

"Is undagamits a snack? Is it good?" Asked Koalla Su.

"No, undergarments is the proper term for panties and braziers."

"Oh. Are Bazeres tasty?"

"NO!"

"Wanna play?"

"Not right now"

And so, the lives of the Hinata crew have returned to somewhat normalcy. But what of Keitaro, what of Ranma, and where in the HELL am I going with this?

… I actually HAVE been working on a plot, and all questions will be answered in due time.

I am sorry my hiatus took so long, but I will try to write at least one chapter a week.

I had to change my formatting a little because of the DAMN QUICKEDIT ON !

The Great DJSin, Aka. BalrogBob