High School Sucks
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.
Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.
Chapter 9
"Good morning, Sango." Kagome said cheerfully as her friend walked into the kitchen, a tired expression on her face with Kilala sitting on her shoulder. "Sleep well?"
Sango glared at her. "Does it look like I slept well?"
"No. Did you have a bad dream or something?"
"Yeah, I did. I dreamnt that last night I woke up and saw Inuyasha in bed with you!"
Kagome began to blush. "Uh...well, it was just a dream, you know. Nothing but a dream."
"Good." Sango sat down next to Kagome and stole a piece of toast from her plate.
"Hey!"
"Breakfast..." Sango tore the piece of toast in half and gave one half to Kilala while she began to munch on her half. "By the way, where IS Inuyasha, anyway?"
"He's in the backyard, playing with Sesshomaru."
"Oh."
"Come here!" Inuyasha cried while chasing his brother.
"Make me!" Sesshomaru responded.
"Alright, I will!" Inuyasha lunged at Sesshomaru, managing to tackle his brother to the ground. He quickly sat on his brother's back before he could get back up. "I win! What do I win?"
"An ass kicking when you get off me."
"In that case, I'll sit on you for the rest of your life. After all, you're older than me so you'll die before I do."
"That means you'll be sitting on me for years and years and years."
"Hey, you're right. Since you put it that way, I'll just sit on you until you fall asleep."
"How can I fall asleep with you on my back?"
"You'll have to fall asleep sometime..."
"Inuyasha! Sesshomaru! Breakfast your breakfast is getting cold!" Mrs. Higurashi called from the kitchen window.
"Just bring it out here! Me and Sesshomaru are gonna be here for a while!"
"Okay!"
"Breakfast was good, Mrs. Higurashi." Miroku said, patting his stomach.
Mrs. Higurashi smiled at him. "Thank you, Miroku."
There came a loud knock on the door and Koga stood up.
"That's my ride." He said. "Boy, am I glad I got dressed earlier. Later, everyone."
Just as Koga was about to head for the door, he took one of Kagome's hands in his and kissed it.
"Later, Kagome." He said with a smile, then headed for the front door.
"I can't believe Inuyasha missed that!" Sango said, then ran to the open window. "Hey, Inuyasha! Koga just kissed Kagome! If you hurry, you can catch him and kick his ass!"
"What!" Inuyasha yelled. He was about to stand up when he rememebered why he was sitting on Sesshomaru is the first place: So he wouldn't get his ass kicked. "Could you catch him and kick his ass for me, Sango?"
"Sorry. No can do." Sango closed the window and sat back down at the table.
Mrs. Higurashi looked at the clock. "Sango, Miroku, don't you guys think it's about time you got dressed? I mean, you're parents will be here to pick you up soon."
"She right!" Miroku cried, then rushed to the bathroom, followed by Sango, trying to reach the bathroom before him.
"Sango, you can just use my room!" Kagome called out.
Mrs. Higurashi opened the window again. "Boys, get in here and get dressed! You can't go home in your boxers! Why are you in your boxers anyway?"
"We don't know!" The two brothers said in unison.
"Well, get in here!"
"Sesshomaru, I swear if you even try to kick my ass when I get off of you, I'm gonna find the nearest gun and I'm gonna shoot you." Inuyasha threatened.
Sesshomaru layed still as Inuyasha got off him, waiting for his chance to attack. Just as Inuyasha was about to reach from the door knob, Sesshomaru sprang up, changed at him, put him in a head lock, and began to gave his little brother a noggie.
"Noogie!" Sesshomaru cried.
"Stop it!" Inuyasha yelled. "Stop it or I'll shoot you!"
"How can you shoot me when you don't have a gun?"
"I'll shoot you with my mind!"
"Come on, let's get inside." Sesshomaru stopped giving Inuyasha a noogie, but kept his arm locked wround his neck as he dragged Inuyasha inside.
Snago and Kagome walked into the kitchen, dressed in their day clothes, while Inuyasha and Sesshomaru stood there in their boxers, their eyes wide and a blush slowly forming on their cheeks.
"Oh my God!" Sango cried. "You guys are in your underwear! You guys look hot."
"Oh yeah!" Kagome agreed, both she and Sango looking the boys up and down.
"Stop looking at us!" The two brothers cried in unison, then run to the bathroom to get dressed.
"Well, I gotta go now, Kagome." Sango said, adjusting the shoulder strap on her backpack. "Come on, Kilala. Time to go home."
Kilala bounded into the kitchen and jumped on Sango's other shoulder.
"Aren't you scared about what Kohaku will do to you?" Kagome asked.
"Nah. I called him last night after everyone went to bed and we talked things out. I have to do his chores for the next four months and I have to buy him books that will teach him how to write in Russian so I won't be able to read his journal again, but at least he's not gonna kill me in my sleep."
"Good for you!"
As Sango was walking down the sidewalk, she turned and waved at Kagome, who was now standing on the porch. "Thanks for letting me sleepover! It was fun!"
Kagome waved back. "You're welcome! Stay over again reall soo-" He eyes went wide when she felt a hand on her ass. "MIROKU!"
"Wow! You ass IS soft." Miroku said as he began to squeeze Kagome's ass.
Snago walked back up to the porch and grabbed Miroku's ear.
"Bad pervert!" She said, then started walking away. "You're being a bad boy! You're coming with me! I'm gonna take you to your house and I'm gonna handcuff you to your bed!"
"Will you stay with me?"
"No!"
"I hate you!"
Kagome smiled uneasily. "Uh...bye you guys!"
Suddenly, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru ran by Kagome and hopped into Sesshomaru's motorcycle.
"Hurry, Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha cried. "We're gonna miss the beginning of the 24 hour Cops marathon!"
"I'm hurrying!" Sesshomaru said.
"Bye, Kagome! Your sleepover rocked!"
"You MUST have another sleepover soon."
Kagome watched as Sesshomaru and Inuyasha drove off.
'I really SHOULD have another sleepover soon.' She thought to herself as she shut the door.
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