So I took forever. Sue me. (Wait, don't do that… I still have no money.)
Disclaimer: I was gonna copy and past a disclaimer from another fic... but then I would have had to write a disclaimer for the disclaimer... weird.
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The Odyssey of K
Chapter 6
(LOTI: The Return of the Kei)
'So good to be back in Hinata...' thought Keitaro as he walked towards the inn he was Manager of. 'I wonder if anything interesting happened while I was gone... probably not.'
ZOOM! "What a haul, what a haul!" SMACK!
The great pervert crashed into Keitaro, spilling his panties all over him.
"Ouch... Huh?" Keitaro notices the panties. 'Hey, these look like Kitsune's panties...' Keitaro looks at the small man in front of him. "AHHH! A dried mummy man!"
SMACK! WOOSH! CRASH!
Happi whacks Keitaro with his pipe, knocking Keitaro into a nearby tree. "Have respect for you elders boy!" Happi notices that his precious, beautiful, silky darlings are all over the ground. "NOOO! My silky darlings! YOU!" Happi points at Keitaro. "Me?" "Yes you!"
SMACK CRASH SMUSH SICK SOUND CRACKLE!
"OWWW!" Keitaro screams in excruciating pain. "Never touch my silky darlings again! You'll get them dirty..." Happi Huggles (WTF? Huggles?) the panties to his chest and runs off. 'That... was weird,' thought Keitaro.
Keitaro heads back towards the Hinata-sou, not noticing the silky black panty clinging to his back...
DUM DUM DOOOOOOOM!
Oh no. Another cliffhanger. I bet you didn't see that coming did you? MWAHAHAHA. Two guesses as to what is going to happen to Keitaro when he gets back... Poor, poor, Keitaro... always getting beat up... (un?)lucky bastard.
About the LOTI: it means Lord of the Inn... just a play on the title of the final LOTR book.
Until Next chapter... JA NE!
The Great DJSin aka BalrogBob