High School Sucks Chapter 10, an inuyasha fanfic

High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 10

RING!

"Hello, class." The English teacher, smiling at everyone.

"Hello, Miss Juney." The class said in a monotone voice.

"Today we'll be learning about verbs. Now, who can tell me what a verb is? How about yo-"

Before the teacher could finish her sentence, the ring tone of Milkshake rung throughout the classroom.

Inuyasha reached into his backpack and pulled out his cell phone. "Sorry. That was my cell. Hold on."

"Mr. Kaye, I thought I made it clear about no cell phones in-" (A/N: I'll explain the "Mr. Kaye" thing later.)

"What!" Inuyasha yelled into his cell phone.

"It's me, Sesshomaru." Sesshomaru's voice said from the cell phone.

"Okay!"

"I was feeling lonely. I feel like I just need to talk to someone who will understand and, well, that someone is you, Inuyasha."

"Okay!"

"Don't you like popsicles?"

"What!"

"I said don't you like popsicles?"

"What!"

"I said don't you like popsicles?"

"Yeah!"

"What!"

"Yeah!"

"Okay!"

Inuyasha suddenly got dramatic. "Sometimes I feel like I am all alone in this world and I have no one to go to!"

"What!"

"I said sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in this world and I have no one, sir!"

"What!"

"No one!"

"What!"

"To go to."

Sesshomaru's voice became puzzled. "Huh?"

"No one that understands my pain!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!" Inuyasha's cell phone began to ring again. "Hold on. They callin' me." He pressed a button on his cell phone.

Oprah's voice came from the cell phone. "Inuyasha, it's Oprah."

"How are you?"

"Good. Listen, I'm pregnant."

Inuyasha laughed a little and asked, "Are you sure it's mine?"

"I'm sure it's yours."

"Ah, skeet skeet skeet skeet!"

"I love you."

"Okay, bye-bye!" Inuyasha pressed the same button on his cell phone. "Oprah just called. I don't even know who she is."

"Yeah!" Sesshomaru said.

"I can't hear you. My cell phone's breaking up."

"I can't hear you. Sounds like your phone is breaking up."

Inuyasha began moving his cell phone from one ear to the other. "What! What! What! What! What! What!"

"Okay!"

"Yeah!"

"What!"

"Okay!"

"Yeah!"

"Affermative...huh? Roger, yeah! What! I'm meltin' down! Ah!"

"Bye, playa!" Sesshomaru hung up. (A/N: Got that from Chappelle's Show, only I changed a few things and edited one thing out cuz it wasn't PG-13 appropriate.)

"Interesting phone call." Miss Juney said.

Inuyasha put his cell phone away and smiled angelically. "Okay, now what were you saying, Miss Juney?"

"He didn't even get detention for it?" Kagome whispered.

"No." Sango whispered back. "Miss Juney just kept teaching class."

"Did Sesshomaru ever call again for the rest of class?"

"No. It was weird. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were talking like Lil Jon."

"How did you know Sesshomaru was talking like that? You sit twelve seats away from Inuyasha."

"Sesshomaru was talking so loud that everyone could hear him."

"Oh."

"Miss Sheridan! Miss Higurashi! Shut the hell up!" The teacher yelled. (A/N: I'll also explain the "Miss Sheridan" thing later.)

"You shut the hell up, Mr. Queer!" Sango yelled, then picked up her math book and threw it at the teacher with a gurnt.

Mr. Queer squealed and ducked under his desk.

Sango jumped onto her desk, holding up a ruler. "REBEL!"

All the students in the classroom stood up and yelled, "REBEL!" before stampeding out of the classroom.

Kagome looked up at Sango and crossed her arms. "Well, Sango, that's the third student rebellion you've caused today. Would you like to try another in French or at lunch?"

"As a matter of fact, yes I would." Sango hopped off her desk. "Come on! Let's see if we can start a rebellion in Mr. Peter's English class!"

"But everyone in that class is deaf."

"I know."

Sango ran out of the classroom, Kagome following her after a few seconds of contemplation.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru walked into Mr. Queer's class, only to find it empty.

"Uh...hello?" Inuyasha called out.

Mr. Queer stuck his head out from underneath his desk.

"Wh-what do you want?" He asked, his voice sounding scared. "Please don't start another student rebellion in here! I don't want to die!"

"Has Sango Sheridan been here?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Yes, she has."

"Not another one of her student rebellions. I don't know why, but she's been starting student rebellions ever since first grade."

"Wasn't SRVI the worst?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yeah, I know. A teacher got bitten."

"Wasn't it Koga who bit her?"

"Yeah, it was. He told me all about it."

""I wonder why she does this crap every year. I mean, she really doesn't seem like the kind of girl who would do something like this."

"It's a mystery to me, too."

Mr. Queer got out from underneath his desk. "I'm going to tell the principal about this. You two can go home. Everyone else did because of Miss Sheridan."

"Alright!" The brothers said in unison, then ran out of the classroom.

Hope this chapter was better than the last. Anyway, like I said earlier, I'm gonna explain the name things. I thought everyone should have a last name, so I gave them the last names of their voice actors. Since Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are brothers and are odne by different voice actors, I chose David Kaye's last name. I mean, Inuyasha Cox and Sesshomaru Cox just sound plain wrong if you catch my drift. For Sango and Kohaku, I chose Kelly Sheridan's last name cuz the end credits of the episode I recorded didn't list Kohaku's voice actor.