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Odyssey of K
Chapter 7
(Its not my fault!)
Keitaro is walking. Walking up the stairs. So many stairs… 'Ugh. I hate all these steps…' thinks Keitaro sourly. 'I wonder if anyone even noticed that I was gone so long… oh well.'
"Hey 'Taro!" yells Su, right in Keitaro's ear. "AHHHH! Oh. Hello Su-chan."
"Was ya doin?
"Umm… walking up the steps."
"OKIES! " At that, Su runs up the steps.
'Ok… that was weird…' Keitaro walks the rest of the way up the steps in silence.
"Naru! Guess what?" asks Su. "What Su?"
" 'Taros Back!"
"Huff! So?" Naru turns her nose up toward the sky. "Why would I care if that pervert came back?" "Because it might leave a nasty taste in your mouth if he didn't."
"Oh, hi Haruka." 'Where the hell did she come from?' At that moment, Keitaro walks in the door.
"I'm home. Hi Narusegawa. Hi Aunt Haruka." SMACK! (Two guesses as to who did that.)
At that moment, Kitsune walks in. "Heya Ronin. What took you so long?"
"I landed in Nerima."
"Damn… Naru is gettin stronger…" That is when Naru notices something clinging to Keitaro's back.
"What's this?" Naru grabs it… and gets a really nasty sneer on her face.
"Hey, those look like my panties." Comments Kitsune.
'Uh oh…' thinks Keitaro. 'I'm gunna die…'
By this time Naru is glowing red, and Keitaro is backing away, waving his arms in a warding gesture… a lot like what Ranma does when Akane goes on a killing… ehem Malleting spree…
"Umm… h-how di-did that get t-there? Ehehehe…"
"Keitaro… you… PERVERT! You sent that little Letcher to get our underwear! DIE!"
The last conscious thought that crossed Keitaro's poor brain was: 'Letcher? What letcher?'
Muahaha! Poor Keitaro… I wonder what is going to happen to him next? In our next exiting installment: RAGE! Keitaro goes berserk!
Ja ne!
The Great DJSin aka BalrogBob
ps... quick edit sucks ass. it wont let me use brackets. WTF is wrong with brackets?