High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 11

RING! RING!

Inuyasha groggily reached for the phone from underneath the covers and put it up to his ear when he finally felt it against his fingers.

"Hello?" He asked, yawning afterwards.

"Hi, Inuyasha." It was Kagome.

"Kagome, it's-" Inuyasha looked at his alarm clock. It said 8:54. "too early. Call me sometime after twelve. I might be awake then."

"Inuyasha, did you sleep last night?"

"Of course not! How can anyone sleep during Adult Swim?"

"I can."

"I knew it! You ARE a whore!"

"Screw you!"

"So...why did you call me?"

"I was wondering if you'd like to go to the park with me. School's cancelled because of the rebellion."

"Still? Wow, it's been almost a week already. Remind me to than Sango later."

"You already thanked her."

"When?"

"Yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and so on."

"Oh, now I remember!"

"Anyway, you wanna go to the park with me?"

"Sure, I just need to get dressed and eat some instant ramen. I'll meet you at the really big oak tree at...uh...9:15, okay?"

"Okay. Bye, Puppy-chan."

"What the hell did you just call me!"

Dial tone.

"This is better than that time we peed in the river and contaminated the town's water supply." Koga said.

"I know it is." Sesshomaru said.

He and Koga were dialing random numbers and when someone answered, they hung up. (A/N: I did this yesterday because I had nothing better to do. I only wish I had to fart at the time, if you know where I'm going with this.)

"Oh! Sesshomaru, I know who we can call!"

"Who?"

"The school."

"That's brilliant! You got the number?"

"Memorized it by heart. After all, I prank call the school almost everyday."

"Then dial the number."

"Okay." Koga punched in the numbers. "Okay, when someone answers, put the phone up to my ass."

"Uh...okay?"

Sesshomaru heard a few rings and someone with a sweet, feminine voice said, "Hello?", Sesshomaru put the phone up to Koga's ass.

Koga let out the loudest fart he could. People who were passing by stopped and stared at the two boys standing at the pay phone.

Sesshomaru put the phone up to his ear and Koga leaned in so he could hear what was going on.

The sweet voiced woman was yelling profanities into the phone.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE BASTARD SENT HERE FROM THE PITS OF HELL! I SWEAR I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVEM, YOU MOTHERFU-"

Sesshomaru quickly hung up the phone and he and Koga began laughing so hard, they fell to the ground, holding their guts.

Inuyasha walked through the park until he spotted the big oak tree and Kagome standing under it. He thought it would be a golden opportunity to sneak up on Kagome since she had her back to him. Quietly he crept up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist.

"Hey, Kagome." He said seductively.

"Oh, my God! You're horny again! Let me go!" Kagome began to squirm around in his arms, hoping to escape.

"No, I'm not friggin' horny! I just thought I'd sneak up on you, that's all."

Kagome stopped trying to escape and sighed with relief. "Thank God."

Inuyasha let go of Kagome's waist. "So, what do you wanna do?"

"I wanna go see the ducks!"

"You can see stupid ducks on the Discovery Channel, on Animal Planet, in the dictionary, on the internet, in-"

"Please?" Kagome made the cutest face she could until Inuyasha finally gave in.

"Fine. We can go see the ducks."

"Yay! Come on!" Kagome grabbed Inuyasha's hand and ran in the direction of the duck pond.

Sango and Kohaku were at their house, sitting back to back to the couch, taking turns eating from a tub of chocolate ice cream while Kilala swam around in circles in a big bowl of melted strawberry ice cream, eating as she swam.

"That's cool how Kilala can eat and swim at the same time without getting cramps." Kohaku said.

"Oh, she's gonna get cramps later." Sango said as she took a big spoonful of ice cream. "And diarrhea and brain freeze and she'll vomit. I remember she did this kind of stuff all the time before you were born."

"Gross!"

"I know. So...how's life?"

"Uh...it's good."

"Good."

It remain quiet between the two siblings for the longest time until Kilala suddenly meowed in pain.

Kohaku stared at her, scared and wondering what was wrong with her, but Sango on the other hand watched with a grin on her face.

Kilala ran into the bathroom and yowls of pain were heard, followed by loud puking, farting, and more yowls of pain.

"Gross!" Kohaku said.

"I told you it was gross."

"No, you didn't."

A loud knock came from the door.

"Coming!" Sango jumped off the couch and walked to the door, looking into the little peep hole.

The eye of a certain pervert was staring back at her.

"Sango!" Miroku cried happily. "I had a feeling you'd be home!"

"Hold on a second." Sango unlocked the door and opened it.

Miroku walked in and happily hugged Sango.

"Oh, Sango!" He cried. "I've been so friggin' bored all week! The only thing I've done all week was sit by the phone, but nobody called and when I called someone, nobody answered!"

"Well, we've all been busy."

Miroku released Sango. "So what cha doing?"

"Listening to Kilala puke, fart, and yowl in pain."

"Why is she puking, farting, and yowling in pain?"

"She was eating and swimming at the same time."

"I tried that once. I nearly drowned because of it."

"Where did it happened?"

"In the bathtub when I was three."

Sango pointed at Miroku and began to laugh at him. "God, you were a stupid little boy!"

"Shut the hell up!"

"Sango!" Kohaku called from the bathroom. "Something's wrong! Kilala's on the bathroom floor, laying on her back with just her foot twitching!"

"Oh crap!" Sango cried, then rushed into the bathroom and picked up Kilala. "We need to get Kilala to the vet!"

"Duckies!" Kagome cried as she chased around some ducks. "Get back here, damn you! I just wanna pet you!"

Leaning against a tree, Inuyasha watched Kagome, smirking at her attempt to trying and catch the ducks.

"Face it, Kagome!" He yelled. "Those ducks are faster than you!"

"I'll catch them...eventually!" Kagome jumped forward, hoping she'd at least body slam one of the ducks so she could pet it, but instead she hit the ground hard, her pink puppy hoodie and black jeans getting all muddy from the chase taking place too close to the pond. "Ouch! That hurt!"

Inuyasha ran up to Kagome and helped her up. "You okay?"

"Yeah."

"Are you sure?"

"Yea-" Kagome looked down at her clothes and her eyes went wide. "Ah! My clothes! They're all muddy! I'm gonna kill those ducks!"

Inuyasha held Kagome back as she tried to run after the ducks in an attempt to kill them.

"Kagome, the ducks didn't make your clothes muddy, the ground did!"

"Then I'm gonna kill the ground!" Kagome began to stomp the ground.

Inuyasha let go of Kagome. "Right...Why don't you do that after you've gotten into some clean clothes?"

"Alright, then. Come on, Inuyasha! Let's go to my house!" Kagome grabbed Inuyasha's hand and lead him to her house.

Whoo! Inuyasha's gonna get some! Nah, I'm just kidding. After all, this is a PG-13 fanfic, isn't it? Anyway, please R&R cause if you don't...uh...I'm gonna go on a bathing strike. Bet you can't live with the thought of someone not bathing because you won't review, can you?