DATE: SEPT 26 2000
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 2
Your Host:
Mick Foley
Team 1: The Faces The Rock Crash Holly Mikey Whipwreck Yoshihero Tajiri Booker T Chris Jericho Spike Dudley Ric Flair
Team 2: The Heels Vampiro Edge Chris Benoit Kanyon Lance Storm Justin Credible Kurt Angle
"Hello and welcome back everyone to Wrestling with Survivor chapter 2. In case you missed it or were just to damn lazy to read it In chapter 1 a lot of things happened Shane Douglas was the first voted off In a controversial descion thanks to yours truly and the teams also elected leaders... sorta... The Rock was elected leader on the faces side of things but 'lil Crash Holly god love him screwed The Rock out of his role as future leader and is the leader himself now. Well Rocky old friend that will teach you to trust a Hardcore Hero, wink wink . More importantly on the heels side of things I choose the leader myself and after Kurt Angle slipped me a quick couple of bucks and a compliment on what a great job I was doing he found himself as the teams leader but most importantly I was seven bucks richer. Either way I'm sure you clicked on this story to read Chapter 2 and not hear about Chapter 1 so In this Chapter we will debut that part where the survivors talk to the camera themselves at the end of the chapter you will know what everyone thinks so without further Adue lets head to the beaches..." Said Mick Foley in a long winded speech to welcome everyone to the second chapter. So at the Faces beach, the faces watch as The Rock has Crash Holly in a headlock trying to make him to relinquish his title of leader to him.
"C'mon you little Jabroni give The Rock the role of leader, which is so rightfully his!" The Rock yelled applying more pressure.
"No way you big bully!" Crash yelled back trying to escape from The Rocks headlock.
"You know this is starting to get a bit old The Rocks been after the poor guy all night about this." Jericho said now officially bored of the proceedings.
"Yes but to be the man you gotta beat the man." Flair reminded Jericho.
"But that doesn't count here Crash is the leader until the teams join together now ." Spike pointed out.
"What did you just say?" The Rock yelled at Spike.
"Ummmmm... I said-
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID...The Rock heard you the first time but just wanted to know if you were dumb enough to fall for that old trick!" The Rock said more then happy to cut off Spike.
"Your an ass!" Spike yelled.
"What did you just call the great one!" The Rock yelled.
"Pass... I said nice I'll pass on the rat tonight..." Spike said, back peddling as quick as possible. The Rock gave Spike the people eyebrow then glances over at Booker T and Mikey who are still sleeping then looked at Tajiri who is chasing a rat with a spear.
"RATS GOOD!" Tajiri yelled in joy. The Rock then FINALLY lets go of the headlock on Crash and walks over and kicks Booker T and Mikey.
"Hey Jabroni's get up!" The Rock demanded.
"Awww man why did you wake me I was having this sweet dream about Lita and Trish and they were all over me and..." Mikey started but quickly trailed off once he noticed that all the castaways with the exception of Tajiri who was still chasing the rat looked at Mikey with interest in his dream.
"Well go on." Booker said smiling.
"They were all over me cause they tipped up and fell on me... heh heh... yea h that's it... just tripped." Mikey said making something up right off the top of his head.
"That's a pretty dull dream if it was my dream they would be riding Space mountain all night long! WOOOOOO!" Flair yelled, then jumped to his feet and did his trademark strut.
"Any ways that reminds me why arnt there any women on the island?" Jericho asked. As the faces all ponder that one question the heels are hard at work on there side of the beach.
"Listen Angle I don't see what us building you a throne has to do with our survival!" Justin Credable said in protest to Angles odd demands.
"Bro yeah bro whats up with this bro?" Kanyon said seemingly agreeing with Credable.
"Well actually it has nothing to do with our survival but still Shawn Michaels wrecked my chair after I won the King of the Ring when I won it that time and I didn't get a chance to sit in it!" Angle said.
"What? Your doing this over something stupid like that from when you won The King of The Ring! That's it I'm not helping you anymore!" Benoit yelled throwing a rock that he was using as a hammer down.
"Yeah me too!" Vampiro yelled.
"Hey Vampiro if you want to be a role model to the kids like I am you better do as I say!" Angle demanded.
"Well I say Screw you and screw the kids too!" Vamprio yelled. The other six remaining survivors then looked at Vampiro in disbelief.
"Listen Vampiro The kids may not like us heels but most of us are sensitive guys and we still love them all. Its what some of us wrestle for." Lance Storm said.
"Yes I agree with Lance why do you think Christian and I give five seconds of flash photography? Its for the fans... plus our poses just reek of awesomeness but that's just an added bonus." Edge said with a smile.
"Well I don't care for the damn kids... they throw there sodas at me when I walk to the back after a long match..." Vampiro said half sulking.
"Right... your a moron you know that right?" Justin Credable said.
"Oh yeah? Well thems fighting words!" Vampiro said jumping to his feet. Credible and Vampiro get ready for a fight when Kurt Angle steps in.
"Excuse me guys but your fighting isn't getting my throne built now lets get back to work." Angle pointed out.
"Bro when do we have to go meet Foley tonight Bro?" Kanyon asked as only he could. Angle then walks up to Kanyon and stares into his eyes with a angry look.
"Listen Kanyon Foleys Challenge doesn't matter right now The most important thing right now is that my throne gets made first and that my friends is true oh its true... Its true!" Angle said stomping his foot. Benoit then shakes his head in disbelief of his leaders stupidity and starts to walk out into the water.
"Hey Benoit where do you think your doing?" Angle yelled.
"Fishing we need food." Benoit yelled back
"Don't you need a fishing rod for that?" Angle asked.
"Oh yeah..." Benoit said then walks back and sits down a defeated man.
"Hey Benoit get your ass up and finish making my throne!" Angle demanded.
"Kurt... it is done its been done for an hour." Edge pointed out.
"WHAT IT WAS? WELL I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S A PRETTY SORRY EXCUSE FOR A THRONE and that my friends is True Oh its true... Its True!" Angle said crossing his arms. A Few hours pass and the two teams meet with Mick again.
"ok todays challenge is a race." Foley informed the teams.
"Well this will be a piece of Cake. Crash runs faster then anyone on this island." Flair pointed out with a smile.
"Yeah we win already no contest." Booker T said.
"Let me finish guys. A race... to see who can read my book Mankind: Have a nice day. A Tale of blood and sweat socks the fastest!" Foley said pulling out his book from behind his back.
"Your kidding right Mick please say your kidding." Benoit said.
"Oh I wish I was only kidding but that's the way this part of the story was written. Now Crash as been volunteered by his team to read the book who does your team pick Angle?" Foley asked.
"Well I am obviously the smartest on my team So I will read it." Angle said thumping his chest.
"Very good now get to work." Foley said as he passed a copy of his book to Angle and another to Crash. Hours soon pass and Angle finally looks up.
"Done...Wow Mick you accomplished a lot in your life." Angle said doing a little more brown nosing.
"Thanks Kurt but ass kissing will only get you so far. Crash how far along in my book are you?" Foley asked.
"Ummm Page 1." Crash said.
"WHAT? YOU JABRONI DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO READ!" The Rock yelled.
"Of corse I do but This first sentence says the "F" word and my mother always told me to never read profanity." Crash said.
"Ok faces you will be at the tribal council tonight because of your leaders stupidity." Foley said. The Heels walk back to there beach happy with there victory while The faces leave with there heads down in sadness.
"Crash this is all your fault you jabroni." The Rock yelled. before slapping the back of Crashs head for the hell of it.
"Hey you big bully! That's it I'm voting for you tonight!" Crash yelled. Once again more hours pass and the faces meet with Foley again for Tribal council.
"Ok everyone go ahead and vote, you know how to do it." Foley said with a smile. The 8 wrestlers go and make there votes and Foley gets the pot with the names to read out who was voted off.
"You all ready?" Foley asked as he looks around at every ones faces. "Hmmm Guess not but here goes andyways.1st vote... Spike Dudley. 2nd...Tajiri. 3rd...The Rock..." As Foley said The Rocks name The Rock looks towards Crash.
"Jabroni." The Rock said.
"4th vote...Ric Flair. 5th...Chris Jericho. 6th...Booker T. 7th...Mikey Whipwreck. Well what do you know everyone has a vote except for Crash of corse who cant be voted off yet so who ever gets this vote is off the island so lets see who the first person voted off of this team is by me reading the final vote. Ok last vote is for...Spike Dudley!" Foley said announcing Spikes said fate of being the first person on his team to be voted out.
"GODAMMIT! First Buh-Buh and D-Von leave to the WWF and Leave me to rot in ECW and now this!" Spike yelled.
"Spike Bring me your torch." Foley said.
"Yeah yeah." Spike said giving Foley the torch which is then extinguished.
"Spike you have to go now." Foley said
"I'm goin' just give me a chance. This whole frecken thing is rigged bet my name wasn't even on that paper bet it was The Rocks!" Spike said in disgust as he walks off not to be seen on the island again.
"Well that's it you can all go back to camp now." Foley said. The Faces then start there walk back to camp one member shorter and a disappointed Crash since The Rock wasn't voted off.
"Alright I told you that you would get to know whats on every ones minds at the end of the chapter so here we go." Foley said. The Rock was the first one to speak to the camera.
"You want to know what The Rock Thinks? Well The Rock thinks that he was screwed over by Crash Holly and The Rock will continue to make that little Roddy Poos life a living hell until he can be voted off and don't you worry The Rock will still be here by then even if he's not the leader If ya smelllllllllllllll...what the Rock...is cookin'!" The Rock said before giving the peoples eyebrow. Crash was next up.
"Well I just think that The Rock is a big bully and I want him off this island so I'm going to keep voting for him until he's gone by golly. and don't you worry cause im not gonna let The Rock get away with this!" Crash said. Up next was Mikey Whipwreck.
"Well nothing as really happened to me yet to complain about, well except where everyone makes me watch Tajiri and that's getting kinda old since all get ever does is chase rats and eat them." Mikey said. Speaking of Tajiri he was next up.
"Rats good. Eat Rats...mmmmm yummy rats..." Tajiri said then ran off to look for more rats to eat. Up next was Booker T.
"You Bro listen up all I know is that The Rock is starting to get a little bit annoying and its just not right what he's doing to Crash Holly somebody better tell him to not hate the player but hate the Game" Booker said before staring at his hand and shaking his head. The next one up was Chris Jericho.
"Well so far I haven't done a thing and I'm doing it great because of it so far but when this story is finished you will never evvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeer be the same again." Jericho said with a smile. Up next was Flair.
"Wooooooooooooooooo make way for the Nature Boy! That's right baby The Nature Boy is on top of this survival game and I'm gonna win it and then we can all go back to my place and ride space mountain all night Woooooooooooooooooooo!" Flair yells in excitement as he does his trademark strut off the camera. Up next it was the heels turn and it was Vampiro who started them off.
"What do you want me to say? I meant it! I don't care about the damn kids cause I was sticky from the soda for days and it was cold too and yes I could of had a shower I know that but I didn't feel like it at the time so burn in hell!" Vampiro yelled. Up next was Edge.
"What? I talk now? Wow this just reeks of awesomeness for the record Im having a great time on the island so far with the exception that there arnt any women on the Island besides Kurt. Ha! Thank you I'll be here all night!" Edge said with a smile. Benoit was up next.
"Well I think that as soon as the two teams become one Kurt Angle will be the first one voted off cause I for one have already had enough of our so called leader, I mean come on we had to make him a throne isn't that just a waste of time. We all know I should be the leader any ways!" Benoit yelled obviously disgruntled. Kanyon was the next person to speak.
"Bro ok bro listen up bro this is what I think bro I think that some people here might soon get the Kanyon cutter bro cause some of these guys are starting to get on my nerves bro." Kanyon said while looking around to see if he was done yet. Up next was Lance Storm who pushed Kanyon out of the way to start talking.
"I haven't got anything to say besides the fact that our team now has three Canadians and three Americans and I can sense that us Canadians will take over not only this team but the entire beach and that also includes Chris Jericho on the other team. Now lets play the Canadian National Anthem!" Strom demanded unfortunately for him that didn't happen and he just got up and left so Justin Credable could have his turn to talk.
"What? I don't have anything to say right now... get outta here... I SAID GET OUTTA HERE!" Credable yelled pushing the camera away, before leaving to make way for Kurt Angle.
"You want to know what I'm thinking oh of corse you do I am a Olympic gold medalist and I am the leader of this group and I think that the group is doing rather well with the exception of Vampiro who's just plain scary and Chris Benoit who just doesn't wanna cooperate with me or the rest of the team in general, but as long as I'm on this team then we are sure to be winners!" Angle said with a smile before being pushed away from the camera by Mick Foley.
"Ok you have heard of what the Survivors had to think now what about the guy who didn't Survive this Chapter Yes I'm talking about little Spike Dudley lets see what he thinks." Foley said before leaving and letting Spike talk.
"What do I think? I Think this whole thing is rigged why because I know Crash voted The Rock off and I also voted for The Rock so Foley Changed my vote to protect his buddy The Rock. Get outta my face I gotta go kick Foleys butt!" Spike yelled before raging off the camera.
"Ha ha that silly little Spike Of corse I protected The Rock from getting voted off he's the most popular guy out there you gotta keep him in cause without The Rock there is no story so I'm sorry Spike but you just don't look as good in that tie died shirt as I do. Well everyone That pretty much raps up chapter 2 any ways, review this chapter so until next time from Survivor Island I'm Mick Foley, Have a nice day.
Ok thats it for the second chapter. So what do you think? Send along a review and tell me.
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