High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 12

Sango, Miroku, and Kohaku watched the vet examine Kilala, hoping nothing was wrong with her.

"I believe this little kitty will be just fine. She just had a little too much ice cream." The vet said, picking up Kilala and giving her a little pat on the head.

"Oh, thank goodness!" Sango cried as she took Kilala from the vet and hugged her.

Kilala affectionately rubbed her cheek against Sango's.

The vet picked up some papers. "But I have one thing to ask."

"What is it?"

"What the hell kind of cat is that! I mean, I've worked with millions of animals I've never even heard of before, but this just beats them all! Is she a mutant?"

"How dare you talk about my sweet little Kilala like that!" Sango slapped the vet as hard as she could, knocking him to the ground.

"Ow! You're gonna pay extra for that!"

"Kiss my ass!" Sango kicked the vet in his shin and stormed out of the room. "Come on, guys. We're leaving and we're not paying the bill for this visit."

Miroku and Kohaku followed her, keeping their mouths shut so they wouldn't say something stupid while Sango was madder than a bull than had a bottle of hot sauce shoved up its ass.

"Kagome, are you done getting cleaned up yet?" Inuyasha asked impatiently, almost on the verge of kicking the bathroom door open.

"Almost!" Kagome called out.

"Well, hurry up!"

"Aw...Am I making Puppy-chan impatient?"

"Don't call me Puppy-chan!"

"But that's such a cute name!"

"I don't think it's cute."

"You're just blind to cuteness."

"If I am, then that means you're the ugliest person in the world."

"Shut the hell up, Inuyasha!"

"Don't make me come in there."

"Don't make me come in there."

Inuyasha's cell phone began to ring in his pocket. "Hold that thought, Kagome." He took his cell phone out of his pocket and put it up to his lips. "Who dat!"

"Hey, playa! What up?" Sesshomaru.

"Yo, bro! What's going down on your end of the line?"

"Me and Koga are calling random numbers and then hanging up when someone answers. It's awesome. You wanna join us?"

"Nah, I've got better things to do."

"You sure? We're having a lot of fun. We'll even let you fart into the phone every couple of calls."

"No thanks."

"Are you with Kagome?"

"Who told you!"

"I just knew. You know, Inuyasha, you've been spending more time with Kagome than me and it's making me feel bad."

"In that case, carry around a picture of me so you won't have to bug me. Okay? Okay. Bye bye!" Inuyasha hung up. "Hey, Kagome! Did you drown in there!"

No response.

"Kagome? Kagome? Kagome!"

Still no response.

"Hold on, Kagome! I'll save you!"

Inuyasha kicked open the door and ran into the bathroom. He saw Kagome sitting in the bathtub, apparently nothing wrong, starring at him with wide eyes.

"What the hell are you doing in here!" She asked.

Inuyasha began to blush. "Uh...I was...Uh...You didn't answer me so I, uh...Don't kill me!" He crouched on the ground and covered his head with his hands.

"Inuyasha?"

"Yes?"

"You wanna join me?"

"I'm bored." Koga said as he and Sesshomaru sat back to back next to the pay phone they were using.

"Me too." Sesshomaru said.

"I can't believe the only thing that's caught our interest all day was prank phone calls."

"In public." Sesshomaru paused for a moment. "So what do we do now?"

"Easy. We sneak into the movie theater."

"Nah. We did that yesterday, remember?"

"Oh yeah. How about we take pictures of your ass and put them on the internet?"

"We did that...Wait a minute." Sesshomaru stood up and turned aroudn to face Koga, and angry glare on his face. "You said there was no film in the camera!"

"You're right. There was no film in the camera before you had to use the bathroom."

"I'm gonna kill you!" Sesshomaru lunged forward to try and grab Koga, but Koga ducked out of the way and ran like his ass depended on it, and it most likely did.

Sango and Kohaku sat on the couch, Kilala sitting on Sango's lap, while Miroku sat in a chair.

"Has the school called about the student rebellion thing yet?" Miroku asked.

"Not yet." Sango said, then her face went a pale and her eyes went wide when she heard a sound that she knew meant the death of her.

RING! RING!

"I'm coming, you stupid phone!" Mr. Sheridan yelled from the kitchen. "Hello? Yes, this is Mr. Sheridan. Something about Sango? What did she do? Oh, I see. Another one of those student rebellion things. Alright, I'll tell her. Okay. Good bye. SANGO!"

"RUN!" Sango cried as she picked up Kilala and ran out the front door.

"Oh yeah...That feels good..." Inuyasha said as Kagome scrubbed his back with a wash cloth, his eyes half closed and his ears drooping slightly.

"This is exactly why you should always bathe with a buddy. It's more fun." Kagome said. "God, when's the last time you popped the pimples on your back?"

"I dunno."

"Hold on a minute." Kagome grabbed the shaving cream from the rack next to the tub an started playing connect the dots with the pimples on Inuyasha's back.

"What are you doing?"

"Playing connect the dots. Hold on. I'm almost done. Ha ha ha! It's a dude jumping off a bridge."

"Stop playing with my pimples!"

"Okay, okay. Seesh." Kagome picked up the wash cloth and scrubbed the shaving cream away. "God, these pimple are hideous! Want me to pop them for you?"

"Would you?"

"If you pay me later on."

"How's about a French you later on?"

"Deal!" Kagome clenched her fists and punch the biggest pimple on Inuyasha's back she could find.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Did you hear that?" Miroku asked as he, Sango, and Kohaku sat under the big oak tree in the park, panting heavily from all the running they did.

"Hear what?" Snago asked.

"I could've sworn I heard Inuyasha scream."

"Probably your imagination."

Koga stopped running and motioned for Sesshomaru to stop running.

"Did you hear that?" He asked.

"Hear what?" Sesshomaru asked.

"I heard your mutt faced brother scream."

"Nuh uh."

"Yeah, I did."

"You're obviously hearing things."

"You're probably right."

All the way over in America, two girls in were in some random mall, looking at some clothes.

"Did you hear that, Sarah?" One of the girls asked.

"Hear what?" Sarah asked.

"I'm not sure, but I think I heard some dude scream."

"Kari, you definately need your daily coffee right about now."

"God, that hurt." Inuyasha said as he lay on his stomach in living room, wearing one of Mrs. Higurashi's robes. "And why do I have to wear this? Can't I just wear my clothes from before."

Kagome walked into the living room with a box full of band aids, wearing one of her own robes. "Nope." She sat down next to Inuyasha. "Alright, dog boy, lose the robe."

Inuyasha stared at Kagome. "But I don't wanna take it off!"

"Take it off of I'll rip it off!"

Inuyasha whimpered a little before slowly taking off the robe.

"Oh, come on. It's not like I didn't see anything in the bathroom."

"So you were looking!"

"Uh...no I wasn't."

"Yeah right." Inuyasha lowered the robe enough so that his back was uncovered, but his ass and "privet reigon" were covered.

"Now lay back down."

Inuyasha did as he was told and Kagome began to cover his back in band aids. After about five minutes, Kagome was all done.

"There, now that wasn't so bad, now was it?" She said as Inuyasha pulled his robe back on.

"Well...it was bad when you were popping them."

"I could tell when you were screaming so loud that the people all the way back in America probably heard you."

"Nuh uh."

Back in America, Sarah and Kari were looking at some shoes when Kari got a weird look on her face.

"Kari?" Sarah asked. "Is something wrong?"

"I don't know why, but I have the strangest feeling someone all the way over in Japan is talking about us." Kari said.

"You DEFINATELY need some more coffee."

Hehehe...Inuyasha screamed so loud that some girl in America heard him. Anyway, please send nice reviews.