DATE: OCT 1 2000
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 3
Your Host:
Mick Foley
Team 1: The Faces The Rock Crash Holly Mikey Whipwreck Yoshihero Tajiri Booker T Chris Jericho Ric Flair
Team 2: The Heels Vampiro Edge Chris Benoit Kanyon Lance Storm Justin Credible Kurt Angle
"Greetings everyone Welcome back for the 3rd installment of Wrestling with Survivor." Your host Mick Foley said with a smile. "In the last Chapter we saw thing develop more and Spike Dudley got voted off. Now on for Chapter 3 which is starting in the night. Now lets head to the beaches." Foley then pointed behind him at the beach inhabited by the heels. Five of the remaining survivors look at Kanyon while he sleeps sucking his thumb and asking for him mommy.
"Bro... I want my mommy bro..." Kanyon said all while sucking his thumb to a smaller size.
"How did we get stuck here with this momma boy?" Juistin Credable complained pointing to Kanyon.
"I think its kind of cute myself that a grown man that while sleeping sucks his thumb and cries for his mother." Kurt said with a smile.
"Yeah of corse you would say that Angle. We all know you like to cry a lot." Benoit said with a grin showcasing his missing tooth.
"Hey I cant help it if I get caught in the moment all the time!" Angle yelled.
"Yeah sure. Thats exactly what it is." Vampiro said. Benoit and Vampiro then pretend that they where crying after winning a gold medal.
"Ha ha ha that's just perfect you guys are just like Angle was!" Credible said in histerics.
"Yes Americans like him are always crying like that." Lance Storm said seemingly devoid of any emotion at all.
"Hey guys C'mon knock it off you cant make fun of this man because he loves his country Lance you of all people should know that!" Edge said suprisingly picking up for Angle.
"Hmmmm... I suppose your right." Storm said after thinking it over.
"Why thank you Edge I'm happy you are still my friend throughout all of this." Angle said patting Edge on the back.
"No problem Kurt... besides it was more like this." Edge said before he drops to his knees and starts to pretend crying like a baby.
"Hey C'mon now I'm the leader of this group and I demand that you all stop laughing at me!" Angle yelled.
"Yeah right face it Angle you just plain suck!" Vampiro said making sure to just say it because it was so mean spirited.
"Hey kiss my royal gold medalist behind!" Angle responded turning around and slapping his butt.
"Vampiro watch out I think he's serious!" Benoit laughed.
"Ya know I'm starting to think that Vampiro and Benoit are getting pretty close." Credible observed.
"Whats that supposed to mean?" Benoit asked.
"That you two could be gay yourselves, just like Angle there." Credible said with a laugh.
"Hey Listen Credible there not gay there Canadians and us Canadians arnt afraid to show our friendship right Edge?" Storm said proud of being a Canadian.
"Huh? Yeah... right... sure whatever you say Lance." Edge said rolling his eyes.
"I'm surrounded by idiots!" Credible yelled.
"Well Credible it looks like if you keep this up you could be voted off next." Angle said with a smile.
"If you people vote me off your all on my hit list!" Credible yelled jumping to his feet. As the heels continue to do what they do best which is argue we head over to the faces sides of the beach.
"What time is it?" Crash said in boredom drawing a little smiley face in the sand.
"Its past your bed time that's what time it is!" The Rock yelled, still obviously holding a grudge against Crash for stealing his rightful leadership.
"That's it I'm going to.. .to... to... kick your butt!" Crash threatened while jumping to his feet.
"Well The Rock says... Just bring it!" The Rock yelled getting up to his own feet. Crash then charges at The Rock but it is stopped before he can get to him by Booker T and Ric Flair.
"Hey Bro... Save that drama for your momma." Booker T said reciting one of his favorite qoutes. After about two minutes they get Crash and The Rock to settle down again, which was starting to become a full time job.
"I'm Freezing who the hell can Mikey and Tajiri sleep like this!" Jericho complained.
"Tajiri is probably sleeping so soundly because hes been chasing rats all day long, and Mikey in turn has been chasing Tajiri all day long." Flair pointed out.
"Yeah I'll never get used to those things they taste awful!" Jericho said in complaint yet again.
"Tajiri likes them though." Booker said.
"And Mikey is pretending to like them for his sake." Flair said.
"Well you know what who cares I'm still freezing!" Jericho said complaining yet again as he pulls his knees to his chest.
"Ok I know what to do." Flair said as he got a couple of sticks together and started rubbing them together.
"What? That will take forever!" Jericho said once more complaining.
"Well the Rock thinks its a complete waste of time that's not going to work at it at all!" The Rock said.
"Yeah there's gotta be a easier way to make a fire then this." Booker said feeling like they were back in caveman times again. Suddenly though with the mention of the word fire Mikey jumped up.
"Fire?" Mikey yelled in excitement.Mikey then looks over what Flair is doing then pushes him out of the way.
"Hey what are you doing? I was getting some good momentum there!" Flair yelled.
"I'm making fire!" Mikey said obviously very excited. Mikey then looks around for something to burn and grabs Crashs old shirt.
"Hey what are you doing that's mine!" Crash yelled.
"I just need to borrow it for a second ok." Mikey said calmly.
"Well... ok. As long as its only for a second." Crash said.Mikey then throws the shirt over the fire wood, pulls out a lighter and starts a fire.
"HEY MY SHIRT!" Crash yelled.
"You jabroni you had a lighter this whole time while we were freezing our asses off?" The Rock yelled at Mikey.
"Well Du'h! Doesn't everybody!" Mikey said with a grin.
"Alright that's it hold someone hold The Rock back cause he's gonna kick Mikey Whipwrecks Roody Poo Candy ass!" The Rock yelled. Mikey then flashes the finger at The Rock and Lies down to go to sleep again.
"Fine then go to sleep I'll just take out my anger on Crash!" The Rock yelled.
"What? Oh no you don't you big bully for once I'm gonna stand up for myself!" Crash proclaimed. Crash then launched himself at The Rock and got a good punch in.
"Hey That's the peoples Eye!" The Rock yelled.
"Uh-oh..." Crash simply said before taking off running again with The Rock in hot presuit once more. The rest night passed by slowly and the next day both teams meet with Mick for the next challenge.
"Hello everyone hows it going? good? Great I thought it would... Rocky! How did you get that Shinner!" Foley asked in disbelief. The Rock looked around obviously upset.
"Crash." The Rock said simply.
"Crash?" Foley questioned.
"Yeah!" Crash yelled quite proud of himself.
"Nice work Crash I didn't know you had it in you but If you touch The Rock or any other of your team mates like that your leadership will be stripped of you." Foley proclaimed.
"Ok Mick but by golly he upset me!" Crash said.
"And I'll kick your ass when I get my hands on you too you quick little son of a-"
"Dammit this is rigged The Rock and Foley are so far up each others asses not it ain't funny!" Benoit yelled inturpting The Great One.
"Heh heh good one Benoit." Vampiro said slapping Benoit on the back.
"Shut Up! That does it just for that there will be no challenge today after that outburst by Benoit the faces automatically win!" Foley proclaimed
"Hey Mick you cant do that!" Angle yelled in protest.
"I just did and I'll meet you all at Tribal council tonight!" Foley yelled.
"That's it is rigged then!" Benoit yelled.
"Everyone I think it is best that we vote off Benoit off tonight!" Angle said to his group.
"Shut up Angle no one cares what you think!" Vampiro yelled. Angle then does as advised and shuts up.
"Goodbye I'll meet you all tonight at Tribal Council." Foley said turning his back to everyone until they left and went back to there own respective beaches. Soon though it is dark and Tribal council is about to begin yet again.
"Dammit where are those guys there half a hour late and I need to have to do a number two!" Foley said grabbing his behind. Soon though Foley is relived well sort of... when The heels finally show up.
"Darn it! Where were you guys!" Foley yelled.
"Well we were all following our great leader when we realized that we were lost!" Juestin Credible said.
"Hey its a big island Justin its a honest mistake that anyone of us could of made even me... yes that's right even a Olympic gold medalist can make a mistake." Angle said
"Especially when he's a cry baby like yourself." Vampiro said.
"Yeah who's got a crush on Stephanie McMahon of all people." Benoit laughed.
"Can you say dog." Vampiro added.
"Woof woof!" Benoit said imitating a dog.
"You think Steph is a dog? Dudes she's Hot!" Edge said sticking up for Stephanie.
"Bro yeah bro I'll take it to her in a second bro!" Kanyon said with a smile. Everyone there then looks at Kanyon strangely then most of them admit that they would do the same.
"Shame on all of you Steph isn't that kind of girl!" Angle lictured.
"Yeah you would know!" Credible said.
"Oh that's it you have insulted my good friend Stephanie McMahon I'm voting against you tonight!" Angle threatened.
"Speaking of voting get to it cause I gotta use the bushes!" Foley said, causing everyone to look over at Foley strangely and once noticing his dire situation all voted.
"There Mick that's the last vote." Storm said patting Foleys shoulder.
"Finally!" Foley yelled in some sort of relief. Mick then got the pot and read out the votes.
"Ok I'm making this fast!" Foley said. "1st vote... Chris Benoit. 2nd... Justin Credible. 3rd... Chris Benoit. 4th... Justin Credible. 5th... Justin Credible. 6th... Chris Benoit. Wow a another tie lets hope that this time its a vote for either Benoit or Credible and the 7th vote is for... Justin Credible and we have our first fair vote off sorry it had to be you Justin but bring your torch. Justin Credible gets up brings his torch to Foley and watches it has it is extinguished and starts to leave.
"Justin I must say you did handle that well." Foley said with a smile.
"Why thank you Mick." Credible said. Credible then turned to leave again but instead runs to Foley grabs his extinguished torch and cracks it off against the head of Kurt Angle he is then held back by everyone else until he leaves.
"Ouch that hurt! For god sakes I only had a concussion at Summer Slam that man has no respect for The three I's!" Angle yelled.
"Well that's that now get outta here I need to relive myself!" Foley yelled. Once remembering Foleys situation everyone then gets up and leaves.
"Ok that's great I'm going to relive myself while you all read what everyone has to think now... C'mon get outta here!" Foley yelled.
"All I gotta say is that Benoit is right about everything especially about Angle and that's all I gotta say." Vampiro said.
"Hey I'm not saying anything that can get me in trouble I'm not risking anything here even if they wont know about this until its over with." Edge said running away from the camera "Well I have found a friend in Vampiro that I can talk to and make fun of Angle with and speaking of Angle the time is getting closer when the to tribes become one then he'll get his!" Benoit said with that sinister smile of his.
"Bro I don't have a clue what happened last night because I was sleeping when everything got screwed up bro." Kanyon said scratching his head.
"Well another American has been voted off and now Team Canada is taking shape here with me Edge Benoit and Vampiro... and the next to go will be Kanyon and it will be all Canadians except that lousy Kurt Angle!" Lance Storm said with a smile.
"Well Justin Credible has been voted off and as far as I'm concerned that's great I haven't made up my mind who I'm going to vote for next it will be either Benoit or Vampiro I'm not sure yet." Angle said thinking things over.
"The Rock says he's gonna get his hands on Crash Holly and kick his Roody Poo Candy Ass for blacking The Peoples Eye!" The Rock yelled, clinching his fists.
"Yeah I punched The Rock and it felt great! I wanna do it again sooooo bad but now if I do I'll lose my leadership but one things for sure I'm not gonna let him bully me around anymore!" Crash said thumping his chest.
"Well I don't really have anything to say but I started up one hell of a fire though huh?" Mikey said obviously proud of himself.
"Crash hit Rock... Rock eye black... ha ha ha ...RATS GOOD!" Tajiri said once again running off for more rats.
"Well Bro as I look through this group I'm in now I can see that a couple of them are player haters and I still think that I'm gonna out last them all and win this thing." Booker T said.
"You know what Y2J has hardly contributed to the story yet so just to let you know that Wrestling with Survivor Chapter 4 will be when I make a big impact! Hopefully. Probably not. Hey its better safe then sorry!" Jericho said showing he planned to continued to play the flying under the radar game some more.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO where going on to chapter 4 baby and The Nature Boy is still alive Wooooooooo!" Flair said strutting off the camera.
"Hey what are you doing here I'm using the bushes for God sakes! Go to what Credible said... NOW!" Foley demanded throwing a few leaves at the camera.
"So Wrestling with Survivor Chapter 3 Justin Credible gets voted off. Well that's fine that's just perfect cause this story is nothing without me and Angle we'll meet again some day and you can count on that!" Credible threatened.
"Well Now that I'm relived I'm gonna rap up chapter 3 With this to say. There would of been a big ass challenge in this one but my mind is lacking imagination and that insult Benoit gave me was perfect to avoid a challenge since I cant think of to many more. SO that brings me to this, please review what you just read. This whole thing so you can take a few extra seconds and write a review its not only your responsibility but it is your duty. So until Next time... Have a nice day!" Foley said waving to the camera once again.
Well thats chapter 3...man this is outdated... what with the Tajiri hunting rats and inclusion of people like Justin Credible, Vampiro and Mikey Whipwreck...oh well I think it still holds up. Either way do what Foley says and review. Its your duty!