High School Sucks
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.
Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.
Chapter 13
The next day, school was reopened.
Inuyasha was saddened by this for he stayed up the whole night and nobody told him there was gonna be school in the morning. Well...he found out when Sesshomaru knocked on the bathroom door around breakfast time while Inuyasha was taking a shower and said he had ten minutes before they had to go to school.
"I wanna go to bed!" Inuyasha complained as he walked by his brother's side, leaning his head on Sesshomaru's shoulder and keeping his eyes closed.
"Then you shouldn't have stayed up all night." Sesshomaru said. "Stop, we're at the corner."
Inuyasha obeyed when he felt Sesshomaru stop moving.
"There are too many corners..." Inuyasha began to slide down his brother's side until he was laying on the ground, very close to falling asleep.
"For the love of God, Inuyasha, don't fall asleep right here."
Too late. Inuyasha was already asleep, snoring slightly. He wrapped his arms around Sesshomaru's leg and rubbed his face into his pants leg.
Sigh. "Here we go." Sesshomaru pried Inuyasha's arm off of him and picked him up, then continued on his way to school when it was safe to cross the street. "I swear, little brother, if you drool on my new leather jacket, I'm gonna kill you."
"I see Mr. Inuyasha is gonna be late for school again." The teacher said after taking attendance.
The door was suddenly kicked open and Sesshomaru walked in, carrying his brother in his arms.
"Now what happened to him?"
Sesshomaru placed Inuyasha in his seat. "Nothing. He just couldn't stay awake on the way to school. Later." After saying that, he left the room.
"I'm quite surprised to see Mr. Inuyasha on time."
RING!
Inuyasha instantly sat up in his seat, a look of fear on his face. "I didn't do it!"
The class started laughing at him.
He sighed with relief when he realized it was just a dream.
"Thank God it was just a dream. Or was it?" Inuyasha looked down at his pants to see if they were still there. They were. "Yup. It was definately a dream."
RING!
"AH!" Inuyasha fell out of his seat, startled by the bell after not hearing it for a couple of days. "Damn...that...bell!"
"I wish we had a nap time." Koga said, resting his head on his desk.
"I bet Inuyasha does, too." Sesshomaru said, doodling on his paper instead of listening to the teacher.
"Sesshomaru." The teacher said.
"Uh, yes?"
"Repeat what I just said."
"Uh...school is boring, but we have to attend anyway in order to get a start in life and so we don't become an outcast of society."
"Yes, that is exactly what I said. But anyway, since it had nothing to do with Spanish, let's get back to Spanish. Who remembers how to say, 'Hello?'"
Sesshomaru pointed at Koga. "He does."
"Koga, say, 'Hello.' in Spanish"
Koga lifted his head and began to panic. His lack of sleep was messing with his head and making him think of other things. He said the first word that came to mind. "Puta!"
The class began to laugh while the teacher looked POed.
"Koga! You know very well that doesn't mean hello. It means whore!" (A/N: I'm not sure if it actually means whore or if it's even spelled right. I just heard this off of MadTV.)
"Oops."
"To the principal's office!"
"Yes, ma'am." Koga stood up, but afterwards his head went down, chin touching his chest, and began to doze off.
"Uh...I'll help him to the principal's office so he doesn't get hurt." Sesshomaru said, then stood up, grabbed Koga's arm, and dragged him out of the classroom.
"Are you done yet, Inuyasha?" Miroku asked, waiting next to the bathroom stall his friend was in.
"Just a minute!" Inuyasha called, his voice sounding as though he were in pain. "Oh, God! Here we go!"
Very loud farting came from Inuyasha's stall and a loud splash was heard.
Miroku's eyes went wide at the sounds and he frowned at the smell.
Inuyasha opened the stall door and staggered out.
"Uh...Inuyasha." Miroku said, rooting through his backpack for something. "You forgot to flush."
"No, I didn't. It's just to big to go down." Inuyasha said, then staggered over to the sinks to wash his hands.
"Found it!" Miroku pulled out a bottle of Febreeze and sprayed it in the stall Inuyasha was just using. Curious, he looked at the toilet and saw a piece of crap so big that it was sticking out of the toilet. "What the hell did you eat!" His eyes werenow about the size of a cooking pot. (A/N: By the way, that Febreeze crap works wonders. I always have to use it everytime I have to use the bathroom right after my dad.)
"I ate Sesshomaru's cooking. Out of the "goodness of his heart" he made my lunch, but I think he did it to torture me. This happens every time I eat his cooking."
"Then why did you eat the lunch he packed you?"
"I missed breakfast and it was either the lunch Sesshomaru made me or the those disgusting sloppy joes. You know that someone would have to be suicidal to eat the sloppy joes here."
"Don't remind me. I still can't go near sloppy joes without fearing they'll attack me like the school's did."
"Miroku, the rat that was living in the sloppy joe attacked you, not the sloppy joe itself."
"That's exactly why I can't go near rats, either."
"Whatever." Inuyasha shook his hands dry. "Come on, Miroku. We better get moving or we'll be late for-"
RING!
"Damn it!" Inuyasha walked out of the bathroom and pointed at the bell. "I hate you!"
"You got four weeks of eight detention!" Kagome whispered. "That's so unfair."
"I know. AND my dad grounded me for starting another student rebellion." Sango whispered back. "God, I hate this class. It's so boring and when we try to talk to each other, Mr. Queer tells us to shut the hell up."
"I'm surprised he hasn't told us to shut the hell up yet."
Sango chuckled. "He's scared of me now. He thinks I'm gonna start yet another student rebellion."
"Well then, I guess we don't have to worry about him telling us to shut the hell up."
"This class is still boring, though."
"I know. Popping pimples on Inuyasha's back is more fun that this."
Sango stood up and nearly shouted, "Gross! That's the most disgusting things I've ever heard, Kagome!"
"Please, sit down, Miss Sheridan." Mr. Queer said, a little bit of fear in his voice.
Sango picked up her math book and stared at him out of the corners of her eyes. "Don't make me use this."
"Eek! Nevermind! You can stand up if you want to! In fact, you can leave if you want to!"
"Nah." Sango placed her book down and sat back down. "I think I'll stay."
"Yes, ma'am. Now where was I?"
"Teach us something fun!"
"Like what, Miss Sheridan?"
"Teach us how God creates people!"
"Uh...Okay then. Uh...Oh, I don't know that!"
"Then teach us how they made The Grudge!"
"Alright then. Uh...Well, let's start with how a movie is made, shall we?"
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru walked into Mr. Queer's class, yet again finding him hiding under his desk, only this time he waswearing a dunce cap.
"Mr. Queer, what did Sango do to you?" Inuyasha asked, helping Mr. Queer come out from under his desk.
"She made me teach the class how The Grudge was made, then she put this dunce cap on my head!"
"Is that all?"
"Yes."
"God, you're such a pussy."
"Hey! You'd be scared of her too if she started a student rebellion in your classroom."
"Mr. Queer, you're letting this go way over your head. Sango can't do anything to you because she's just a student and you're a teacher."
"My God, you're right! I can't let that little whore get away with this!" Mr. Queer stood up and knocked the dunce cap off of his head. "I'm going to report this to the principal!"
"Good for you, Mr. Queer." Sesshomaru said.
The thirteenth and final chapter. I'm just kidding. This isn't the final chapter. You actually thought I was serious, didn't you! Anyway, keep the reviews coming. I noticed I now have 66 reviews. I hope I get up to 100. If I do, I'll be sure to thank all of you in my prayers.