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DATE: FEB 13 2001
Wrestling With Survivor Chapter 4
Your Host:
Mick Foley
Team 1: The Faces The Rock Crash Holly Mikey Whipwreck Yoshihero Tajiri Booker T Chris Jericho Ric Flair
Team 2: The Heels Vampiro Edge Chris Benoit Kanyon Lance Storm Kurt Angle
"Hello Everyone and welcome to Chapter 4... wow If I knew this thing would last this long I might of reconsidered being the host, Then again maybe not cause the longer this goes on then the more royalties I get which means more money, money, money! Well lets see what happened in Chapter 3 that I can talk about... hmmmm... Well Chris Benoit and Vampiro are fast becoming very good friends because of there hatred toward Kurt Angle, hmm... what else... Oh yeah Justin Credible was voted off and showed how nice a man he really was when he cracked his torch off on Kurt Angle's head and of corse how can we forget the most important part of Chapter 3 Crash Holly gave The Rock a black eye now that's good quality reading there! Any ways lets head to the beaches for Chapter 4...Unlike the very hostile start of the last chapter this time we start at the faces chapter where Jericho can't help but notice The Rock's eye.
"Geez Rock your eye is pretty swelled up can you even see out of that thing now?" Jericho asked.
"The Rock can see perfectly out of his eye Dr. Jericho!" The Rock shot back in full scarcasam mode.
"Yeah right Rock you wish. In all my days of wrestling I say that's the worst black eye that I have ever seen!" Said Flair who saw and had more then his share of black eyes in his what seemed like 50 year plus career.
"Yeah Rock I think that you should..." Mikey started before getting interrupted by The Rock.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!" The Rock yelled both venting his rage as well as spouting off his catch phrase to perhaps sell a few more shirts.
"Has anyone seen Crash today?" Booker asked, looking around the beach.
"If That jabroni is smart he's hiding away!" The Rock said, punching one hand into the other.
"Crash gone... hunt?" Tajiri said trying his best to form a full English sentence.
"Crash has gone hunting?" Mikey asked, to which Tajiri nodded his head in excitement. Everyone wondered how Tajiri understood every word of English spoken to him yet just didn't seem to have a clue how to speak it himself which made no sense at all but they all quickly shrugged it off.
"So Crash has gone hunting? Oh boy were gonna have a mighty meal of a shrew today." Jericho said now in full scarsam mode himself.
"And that's only if were lucky..." Flair said, only to be interrupted by Crash Holly himself who had a suprise in store for everyone as he runs out from the woods dragging a huge Boar behind him as all the faces looked at him with very surprised looks.
"What? Haven't you guys ever seen a Wild Pig before?" Crash said with a grin.
"Yo Dawg, not one that big!" Booker said licking his lips already.
"That thing can last us for at least a week!" Mikey yelled in excitement.
"Way to go Crash were gonna have Bacon for Breakfast, Dinner, AND Lunch!" Jericho squealed, completely forgetting what he had said about Crash only a second before.
"Rats good... Pigs better?" Tajiri seemed to question, then nodded his head to agree with himself.
"Our first real food since getting here I can taste it already." Flair said rubbing his hands together.
"What do you think of the pig Rock?" Crash asked with a sly grin.
"The Rock hasn't got a good look at it yet." The Rock said, leaning in a little closer.
"Oh of corse not you haven't. You cant see out of that eye since I blacked it for ya the other night!" Crash said with a smile and a laugh
"THAT DOES IT JABRONI!" The Rock yelled jumping to his feet and grabbing Crash to deliver the Rock Bottom and peoples elbow on him.
"And that's all The Rock has to say about that!" The Rock yelled kicking a little beach sand on Crash. Meanwhile at the heels beach Edge suddenly staggers out of the woods.
"Edge? Whats wrong?" A seemingly concerned Kurt Angle asked.
"I don't feel so good." Edge said rubbing his head.
"What Happened?" Storm questioned.
"Well I just killed this huge pig when all of a sudden that runt Crash Holly jumped out at me and knocked me out with his weight scale then when I woke up I had a throbbing head ache and my weenierfest was gone."
"Bro he chopped off your weenier bro ouch bro!" Kanyon said grabbing his own groin.
"What no! He stole the pig you know, the weenierfest, I swear you guys better learn how to talk right cause this lacks awesomeness and reeks off total Stinktitude!" Edge yelled, vocing his concern over the language barrier.
"Wennierfest? Awesomeness? Stinktitude? Your a moron, who lacks any grammar and common scene to the English language!" Book club orginizer, Lance Storm yelled.
"Yeah and you say we don't talk right." Benoit said backing up Lance.
"Be Quiet all of you we have to think about todays challenge It could be anything knowing Foley!" Angle said diving into deep thought.
"For once Angle is right. We need to think ahead because as of right now we are losing." Storm said.
"HELLOOOOOO! Crash Attacked me shouldn't we worry about that first? He could come and attack any of us at any time!" Edge yelled obviously concerned.
"Don't tell me your scared of Crash Holly." Benoit said holding back a laugh.
"Bro the bros scared of Elroy Bro!" Kanyon said, which caused him and the rest of the heels to start laughing at Edge.
"Alright but I warned you Crash can strike at anytime." Edge warned. Suddenly almost on cue to Edge's warning there is movement around there entrance to the woods.
"Its Crash! I'll show him!" Edge yelled, Edge then grabs Lance Storms Canadian Flag and runs up to the entrance to the woods.
"Hey give that..." Lance started before being stopped by Angle.
"Shhhhhh... Lets let this play out." Angle said, obviously interested. Soon someone walked out of the woods and Edge broke the flag on there head.
" HA! I GOT HIM I GOT... Vampiro... dude... total stinkage." Edge said, looking at the downed Vampiro.
"Moron You broke my flag pole!" Storm yelled.
"So snap a twig off a tree or something." Edge said tossing the flag toward Lance but obviously not far enough, Storm runs a makes a diving catch ensuring the flag doesn't touch the ground.
"That was a close one." Lance said in relief.
"Man, Vampiro is out cold." Benoit observed.
"Idiots! Ok Any ways its time to leave now for the challenge... Someone can carry Vampiro or drag him along or something." Angle said as he started to walk away ensuring it wouldn't be him. The heels then all get up and start to walk to where Mick Foley is except for Edge who follows them dragging Vampiro.
"Ok both teams are here on time that's good... Todays Challenge is... A Staring Contest! Each person pick someone from there team." Foley said.
"This is simple Tajiri can stare off endlessly for hours at a time." Mikey said suggesting Tajiri.
"Ok Mick we pick..." Crash started before Flair inturpted him.
"The Nature Boy WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Flair yelled as though it were instinct.
"Ric are you nuts! Its a shoe win with Tajiri!" Jericho yelled.
"Maybe so But I haven't done anything yet and I think I can handle a staring contest." Flair said with a smile.
"You just better win this you old as the hills jabroni!" The Rock yelled.
"Ok Ric Flair has been picked who do you guys pick." Foley said asking the heels, Angle seemed to know right away.
"We pick Lance Storm!" Angle said with all the cofidence in the world.
"WHAT ARE YOU NUTS! I cant do this!" Storm yelled.
"Sure you can I have a plan." Angle said.
"Ok Lance Storm and Ric Flair will square off in a Staring contest which will start... NOW!" Foley yelled. Storm and Flairs eyes meet in battle when suddenly Storm starts to get a bit nervous from Flairs Stare.
"Ok guys lets start the plan." Angle said as he whispered in the teams ears. Instantly Chris Benoit and Edge held up Lance Storm's Canadian Flag behind him and started to wave it a little while Vampiro starts to sing the Canadian National Anthem.
"Oh Canada..." Vampiro started. Instantly Storm goes into the same intense stare like he does every time the national anthem plays.
"Our home and native land..." Vampiro continued.
"HEY STOP SINGING THAT STUFF!" Flair demanded.
"Stuff? THAT'S MY COUNTRIES NATIONAL ANTHEM YOU BASTARD!" Storm yelled swearing for perhaps the first time in his entire life, Storm then starts to beat the crap out of Ric Flair.
"YOU WRINKLED UP OLD FART HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM!" Storm yelled as he continued to beat down Flair. Soon the heels start to hold back Lance Storm.
"Bro Ok Bro that's enough bro!" Kanyon yelled trying to hold Storm back.
"Interesting... Any ways... Ric you were the first to break consecration so your team looses." Foley said.
"See I told you we should of picked Tajiri he wouldn't of understood that national anthem Any ways!" Mikey pointed out.
"Way to go Lance that's showing him one of the 3 I's... Intensity." Kurt said with a smile.
"Thanks Kurt." Lance said, still staring at Flair.
"No problem Lance." Kurt said with a smile.
"Ok this is all well and good but go back to your beaches now and Crash I'll see you and your team later tonight." Foley pointed out sending a chill out of every faces back. Soon the night arrives and the faces all meet at Tribal Council.
"Ok... lets get this over with I'm tired so go vote for whoever." Foley said seeming to be very bored with the job. All the faces get up and vote and finally Mick reads them out.
"Ok time to tally the votes... 1st vote... Ric Flair. 2nd... Ric Flair. 3rd... Ric Flair. 4th... The Rock..." Foley said, Once again The Rock gives Crash Holly a evil stare, knowing it was him who voted for him. "5th vote... Tajiri 6th... Ric Flair and the 7th... Ric Flair. Ok Ric your outta here!" Foley said.
"Fine The Nature Boy doesn't like it here any ways the only girl here is The Rock!" Flair said with a grin.
"YOU JABRONI!" The Rock yelled, Crash then bursts out into laughter until The Rock Punches him.
"Alright Knock it off or I'll kick you two off right now too! Ric Bring me your torch." Foley said. Flair nods and brings the torch which is extinguished and then he leaves.
"Ok everyone get the hell outta here I'm tired and I want to go to sleep on my big comfy bed." Foley said, gaining a angry stare from all the faces.
"What? I'm not sleeping in the dirt anymore then!" Mikey yelled, but the rest of the faces already knew it was a pointless battle and all get up to leave, within seconds Mikey hands his head in defeat like the rest of them and leaves as well.
"Alright this is what everyone had to say this time." Foley said cueing the highlight reel.
"The Rock is more pissed then ever! First off that little Elroy wannabe gets a lucky shot in on The Rock and there all acting like he beat The Rock up Which he didn't and then Ric Flair calls The Rock a girl? Godammit he's the one with the saggy boobs!" The Rock yelled.
"Gee willerkers, I'm still upset over all of this I want The Rock to be outta here but I'm the only one voting against him. Its just not fair!" Crash whinnied.
"Flair was stupid and now he's gone and I think that's just great seeing how he cost us the challenge It should of been Tajiri doing that challenge like I said." Mikey said.
"I kill all rats... now all rats hiding..." Tajiri said very sad.
"Ok I don't like this much. I'm the only guy from WCW on this team now and I'm the only brother on the whole Island. I smell some racist stuff going down here." Booker said narrowing his eyes.
"Ok so Y2J didn't have as big a role in Chapter 4 like I thought I would, but don't worry my Jericholics I'll be in the challenge for Chapter 5! If a challenge is something I'm good at that is. Any ways what am I saying? I don't want anything to do with any challenges." Jericho said, conserving his plan to keep flying under the radar.
"All I have to say is Edge is going off this island the next time we have tribal council that flag pole hurt!" Vampiro said, rubbing a bump on his head.
"Crash Holly Reeks of total Stinktitude! He knocked me out AND stole my weenierfest I'm gonna get him for that mark my words!" Edge said vowing his vengeance.
"Me and Vampiro have made a deal to vote for Edge at the next time where at Tribal council. First his stupid language and now hitting teammates with Canadian flags and blaming Crash Holly of all people for stealing a pig from him. Yeah right Crash is to wimpy to even hurt a fly." Benoit said, then grinned at his little comment.
"I don't know whats going on here. Edge is loosing it, Vampiro and Benoit are making a alliance or something and Lance Storm and Kurt Angle are starting to like each other...I'm telling you, I think I'm the only one here who is still sane...Bro..." Kanyon said, nearly forgetting to add at least one bro.
"Darn, Flair talking about my countries National Anthem." Storm said, still thinking only of that.
"Well I'm proud of Lance for showing one of the 3 I's today, Intensity and I am especially proud of our teams Olympic gold medal winner. Which is me of corse for using one of the 3's Intelligence by coming up with the plan to sing that dreadful Canadian national anthem." Kurt said with a smile, thinking the only reason his team won was because of him.
"Well this is all done we know what everyone thinks so what does Ric Flair have to say, well lets see." Foley said with a smile.
"Well I'm happy for being voted off the island because now there are no old people there and they wont stand a chance of survival for sure. Plus I can tell lots of women that I was on Wrestling with Survivor! Space Mountain is back in business baby WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Flair yelled, doing his trademark strut one more time before leaving.
"Thanks for that little bit of info Ric. Any ways its time to rap of Chapter 4 you all know what to do now right? That's right write a review and tell us what you think! Well everyone until next time, I'm Mick Foley from Survivor Island...Have a Nice Day.
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