High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 14

Sesshomaru sighed as he and Inuyasha walked home from school, wishing his little brother would stop singing the Mr. Chaos version of Figaro and dancing like Mr. Chaos. (A/N: It's fun to dance like Mr. Chaos and sing his version of Figaro!)

"Fi-ga-ro!" Inuyasha sang as everybody on the block watched him and gave him strange looks. "Fi-ga-ro! Fi-ga-ro!"

"Inuyasha!" Sesshomaru yelled, turning to face his brother. "If you don't stop singing Figaro, I am going to KILL you!"

"Fine."

Sesshomaru turned around and continued walking, sighing with relief. "Thank you."

"I'll just sing something else." And he did.

For the next ten minutes, Inuyasha sang the Party Bee song while Sesshomaru kept telling curious people that he never saw "that guy" in his entire life.

"Inuyasha, if you don't stop singing, I'm gonna throw myself into moving traffic!" Sesshomaru stood on the edge of the sidewalk and prepared to leap, showing Inuyasha he was serious.

Inuyasha instantly stopped singing and tackled his brother down. "For the love of God, Sesshomaru, don't do that! I'll be all alone! Actually, now that I think about it, throw yourself into the road." He got off Sesshomaru.

"Very funny. Now help me up!"

"You'e not the boss of me, but I'll help you up anyway." Inuyasha helped Sesshomaru up. "There. Happy now?"

"Not really."

A couple of seconds went by without a word from either brother.

Inuyasha broke the silence. "I'm bored."

"Yeah. Me, too."

"I've got a brilliant idea! Let's paint the town red!"

"Alright! I know some great paint that never washes off. In fact, that's why the principal had to sell his car."

"So YOU'RE the one who spray painted I'm gay and proud of it! on Mr. Miner's car."

"Actually, Koga wrote that. I wrote the thing next to it."

"Oh, so you 're the who wrote I have sex with the vending machines before anybody comes to school on Mr. Miner's car, right?'

"Right. You know, that's true. I saw him have sex with one of the vending machines."

"When!" Inuyasha voice sounded scared.

"This morning."

"Oh, my God! I got a soda from one of the vending mchaines! Which one was it!"

"The one next to the office."

"OH, MY GOD! I got a soda from the vending machine next to the office!" Inuyasha bent over and began to gag.

RING! RING!

"I'm coming!" Mr. McNeil yelled at the phone, then answered it. "Hello? Yeah, he's here. Hold on. KOGA! PHONE FOR YOU!"

"I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN!" Koga yelled from the upstairs bathroom.

"He'll be right down."

Koga walked into the room, all wet and buck naked, and took the phone from his father. (A/N: I don't know about you, but I'd love to see Koga naked.)

"Put some clothes on, boy! The curtains are open, for the love of God!"

"It's the curtains' problem, not mine! Hello?"

"Hey, Koga!" It was Inuyasha.

"What the hell do you want, mutt face!"

"Me and Sesshomaru are gonna paint the town blue! What's that? Oh, I mean red. You wanna come with us?"

"Hell yeah!"

"It's gonna be awesome! We're gonna drink! We're gonna drive! We're gonna drink while driving!"

"No, we're not!" Sesshomaru was heard in the background.

"Screw you! No one asked for your opinion!"

"Well, I thought you opposed drinking."

"I used to! Shut the hell up!"

"Screw you!"

"Don't you give me the finger, mister!"

"And don't you moon me in public!"

"I'll get naked in public if I have to!"

"No, you won't!"

Horrible sounds were heard. Most likely a fight was going on.

"Uh...Come meet me at my house when you're done." Koga hung up. "I better get some clothes on."

Something began to pound on the window behind Koga. He turned around and saw all the girls in his neighborhood crowded at the window, taking pictures and beating against the window, obviously trying to break in and kidnap him for...uh...I probably shouldn't say since this is a PG-13 fic, but I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.

Koga ran to the window and drew the curtains shut. He peeked out a few seconds later and saw the girls were leaving.

The doorbell began to ring.

"Hold on a minute!" Koga walked up to the door and opened it.

There stood a cute little Girl Scout, probably around five or six, with a wagon full of Girl Scout cookies.

"What do you want?" Koga asked.

The Girl Scout pointed at his groin. "Mister! I can see your no-no!"

"Then why don't you take a picture. It'll last longer." Koga said sarcastically, leaning against the door frame.

"Okay!" The Girl Scout took out a camera and took a picture of Koga's groin. "Would you like to buy some-"

"NO!" Koga slammed the door in the Girl Scout's face.

Her eyes began to water. "I just wanted you to buy some cookies..." She began to cry.

"Little girl, what's wrong?"

The Girl Scout turned around and saw two boys standing there. Actually, one was standing and the other was on one knee. Both had silver hair, but one who was kneeling had a pair of dogs ears on his head. I'm sure you know it's obviously Inuyasha and Sesshomaru.

"That mean man wouldn't buy my cookies!"

"You're a Girl Scout, right?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yeah."

"Then get the hell out of here! I kill Girl Scouts and eat them for breakfast, lunch, brunch, and dinner!"

"Idiot, brunch comes before lunch, not after." Sesshomaru said.

"Shut the hell up! I know what I'm doing! Now where was I? Oh yeah. Boo!"

"AH!" The Girl Scout ran away as fast as her tiny little legs could carry her.

"Run, bitch! RUN!" Miroku called from very far away.

"How does he know she's running?" Sesshomaru asked

"Maybe just a coincidence." Inuyasha said, then rang the door bell really fast. "Koga! Open up, damn you!"

"I'm coming!" Koga yelled.

The door opened and Koga stood there, still naked and all wet.

Inuyasha's eyes went wide while Sesshomaru looked away.

"Uh...Koga, I think you forgot to get dressed." Inuyasha said, a little bit of shyness in his voice.

"No, I didn't. There's just no time to get dressed. Now let's go!" Koga, for no reason, began to skip down the sidewalk.

Everybody who was outside stared at the sight. Mothers covered their children's eyes while their children covered their pets' eyes.

Sesshomaru quickly put his hands over Inuyasha's eyes. "Koga! Cover up! My little brother is seeing a part of you he shouldn't be seeing!"

Inuyasha tried to get Sesshomaru's hands off his eyes. "I've seen worse!"

"Like what?"

"Your face!"

"Okay! That's it! It's on!" Sesshomaru took his hands off of his little brother's eyes and tackled him to the ground, grabbing Inuyasha's hair and wrapping it around his neck in an attempt to strangle him.

"Koga! Inuyasha! Sesshomaru!"

The three boys stopped what they were doing and looked up. Kagome was standing there, looking totally POed.

"You boys are in BIG trouble!" She said.

"But-" The boys said, but were cut off by Kagome.

"No buts! Get in the house right now!"

"But-"

"RIGHT...NOW."

"Yes, ma'am."

Sesshomaru got off of Inuyasha and helped his brother up while Koga went back inside, dragging his feet with his head down.

After making Koga put on a towel, sitting the boys on the couch, and scolding them for a while, Kagome scolded them some more.

She shook her finger at them. "And if I even see you guys doing something like this again, I'm gonna call DMX!"

"What's DMX gonna do?" Inuyasha asked.

"He's gonna kick your asses!"

"You don't even know DMX."

"Uh...I'll call the school! They'll know what to do with you."

"Not the school!" The boys cried.

"Yes, the school. But for now, I'm gonna punish you by making you stay right here until tomorrow morning."

"Aw!"

"Wait a minute. Don't you have to go home, Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.

"I have time."

"I hate you!" Inuyasha pouted out his lower lip, trying to look cute.

"Suck in that lip, boy! I'm not doing this to be mean, I'm just doing it because I love each and every one of you."

"Let me guess. You're having your little time of the month, correct?" Sesshomaru asked.

"How'd you know?"

"Because you're acting way out of character."

"Screw you!" Kagome glared at them. "One more word out of any of you and I won't let you take a bathroom break or a snack break."

The boys instantly shut up and remained on the couch, trying their hardest to hold it in throughout the night.

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